March 20, 1958

layoffs

Above, more layoffs, this time in Los Angeles’ auto assembly plants in South Gate, Van Nuys and Maywood, recall the recurring theme of unemployment in recent columns by Matt Weinstock and Paul Coates. Below, the Navy discovers that a mystery object believed to be an enemy submarine was really a whale … Rhonie David Rhonemus is captured … On the inside cover, Councilman John C. Holland asks for a congressional hearing on the city’s contract with the Dodgers for a stadium at Chavez Ravine … And actress Lana Turner returns from a Mexico vacation with Johnny Stompanato. Turner and Stompanato are met at the airport by Turner’s mother and her 14-year-old daughter, Cheryl Crane.

Quote of the Day: "There is definitely no romantic interest between us." –Lana Turner, on her relationship with Johnny Stompanato.

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March 20, 1938

Frank Shaw recall

Above, an interesting wrinkle in the campaign to recall Mayor Frank Shaw. Below, Lithuania concedes to Poland and the nation’s celebration turns to rioting in Warsaw’s Jewish ghetto … On the jump, more than 500 people protest outside the German-Austrian Consulate in Los Angeles, 117 W. 9th St. In Vienna, the Nazis close synagogues. Nazi storm troopers force hundreds of Jewish men, and a few women, into cleanup crews. "The Nazis told them it would do them no harm ‘to learn what real manual labor means,’ " United Press reported.

Quote of the Day: "The windows of hundreds of Jewish-owned shops were smashed and strong police guards encircled Warsaw’s ghetto to prevent large crowds from invading it…. Orators talking about Lithuania hardly could be heard above crowds shouting ‘Down with Jews!’ and ‘To Madagascar with the Jews!’ " –Associated Press, via The Times

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The comics


March 20, 1938

Joe Palooka

Wow! Here’s a "Joe Palooka" strip from 1938. All of Ham Fisher’s white characters are drawn realistically and the African American is this ghastly caricature who speaks in dialect. Seeing something like this in the daily press on the eve of World War II takes my breath away. And not in the good way. 

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March 20, 1908

Negroes

A German politician speaking in the Reichstag provokes snide remarks from the press gallery for saying "a Negro also has an immortal soul." Below, an Examiner reporter is jailed in the theft of photos that were published in the Hearst paper. He is the third Examiner newsman to be jailed in the incident, The Times notes … And Stanford is in a stalemate with students over the dismissal of 12 men who took part in an "anti-faculty parade."   

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Matt Weinstock

March 19, 1958

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Books never grow old for me.

Somehow, I rarely find time to
read them when they come out but months or years later I find them on
the shelves and they are as fresh as if newly published.

If
they’re good they stay good and it is this permanence and availability
in books that will never be replaced by, shall we say, the more
transient arts. Furthermore, having a batch of unread books gives a
person something to look forward to.

Of course, I am reconciled
to never making it with certain books which glare at me daily. Marcel
Proust, for instance, in two volumes. Marcel, I’ve tried, but I don’t
follow you.

THERE ARE brooding
boys and ponderous boys and the obscurity boys and sometimes, as in
William Faulkner, it’s worth fighting your way through a page-long
sentence to find a glittering phrase. But I find I am increasingly
impatient with the soul-tortured boys, including Thomas Wolfe, who take
too long to say what they have in mind. I prefer the precision guys.
And there are plenty of men and women writing today who can say more in
a short story than the so-called masters do in a long novel.

Actually,
reading is a matter of mood. I can always get a lift from the casual
but sharply etched writings of E.B. White, James Thurber and the mad
precision of S.J. Perelman. For that matter, I can lose myself for
hours in Bartlett’s Familiar Quotations.

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For a jolt I turn to Ray Bradbury, J.D. Salinger, Roald Dahl, John Collier, Elizabeth Enright–the
list is endless. I always come back to Ernest Hemingway, John
Steinbeck, Somerset Maugham, Norman Douglas and Henry James. And it’s
always a satisfaction to turn to books not so well known.

I wonder how many persons who hear Eric Severeid
on TV know he wrote an excellent book, "Not So Wild a Dream." Or ever
heard of Laurens Van Der Post’s "Journey to the Interior" or have read
H.L. Davis.

All of which is another reminder that this is national Library Week. A treasure awaits your pleasure.

IT IS CUSTOMARY for persons receiving awards to express deep gratitude to their mothers, wives, fellow actors, producers and discoverers.

On receiving one from TV-Radio Life the other day, Desi Arnaz
said, "I would like to thank those guys who started the revolution in
Cuba in 1933." Creating in Desi a wild desire to be elsewhere.

Stan Freberg, who received an award, although his KNX
show was canceled in mid-satire, said: "We tried to avoid cliches on
the program and one of the most successful eliminations was the phrase,
‘And now a word from our sponsor.’ "

IN CASE YOU hadn’t heard, the third stage of the Vanguard which is orbiting along with the satellite is named Toozigoot. Where, you are bound to ask, did it get a name like that?

Well,
the YMCA sponsors a Y-Indian Guide program designed to establish closer
companionship between fathers and sons between the ages of 6 and 9.
Different groups take different Indian names.

Charles E. Bartley, head of Grand Central Rocket Co. of Redlands, which made the Vanguard’s third stage, and his son Steve, 7, belong to the Toozigoot tribe which, according to archaeologists, existed in Arizona AD 1000-1400. So there you are.

THOUGHT FOR TODAY — Listening to a recording of Gertrude Stein (a rose is a you know what) reading her own stuff, writer Lou Huson remarked, "How can you tell when the record gets stuck?"

AROUND TOWN — No matter what anyone else says, Mrs. Evangeline Benitez of East L.A. received a letter from Lupe Gutierrez in Torreon, Coahuila, Mexico, addressed to "Los Angeles 22, Calif. Heaven" … Attorney Pat Cooney
received a check the other day from James Termini of Hollywood. On St.
Patrick’s Day 10 years ago, he recalled, Termini was arrested for
selling shamrocks downtown without a license. Cooney took the case and got an acquittal … Doreen Jakubowski’s
favorite Mrs. Malaprop was an elderly Cockney housemaid who always
explained an absence with, "Couldn’t come yesterday, ma’am, it’s me ‘ardening of me artilleries."

   
   

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Emmett Kelly–Dodger

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Emmett Kelly, right, in an undated photo, with a mystery guest. The picture was apparently a publicity photo for the Jan. 21, 1962, television program "Project 20," which featured the Clyde Beatty Circus.

By Keith Thursby
Times Staff Writer

It was an unlikely sports story—a clown announcing the end of
his connection with the Dodgers.

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Emmett Kelly said the Dodgers had failed to renew his
contract for the 1958 season. Kelly, a longtime performer with Ringling
Brothers and Barnum and Bailey Circus, was no mere clown act. He had performed
on Broadway and in movies and had taken off the 1956 season to serve as the
Dodgers’ mascot in Brooklyn. (You can still find Dodger pennants from that era
with Kelly’s portrait.)

The Associated Press story noted that Kelly’s "glum face had
been a source of laughter to millions of children."

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Photograph by Art Rogers / Los Angeles Times

Emmett Kelly cleans his plate–in this case home plate–during a Dodgers-Braves game on April 15, 1962, for Senior Citizens Day at Dodger Stadium. 

He blamed the Dodgers’ selection of the Coliseum for the
decision. He said the team’s first home in Los Angeles was "too big for one
clown."

The story said Kelly was
returning to his first love, the circus. He died in 1979.

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Photograph by Art Rogers / Los Angeles Times

Emmett Kelly jokes with an umpire at Wrigley Field in a photo published June 30, 1957. [No, it wasn’t "photoshopped." The print was so big that I had to scan it in two sections and paste it together.–lrh]

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Emmett Kelly, possibly in Vero Beach, Fla., in a photo dated June 27, 1957.

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March 19, 1958

Defiant Ones

Above, a look at the making of "The Defiant Ones." Below, we drop the masthead to run a terrific horizontal shot as a test pilot who bailed out of an F-4D  Skyray is rescued from the ocean  … President Eisenhower tries to pull the U.S. out of a recession … The Fed cuts its rate by half a point … The "moving mountain" in Elysian Park is once again threatening the Pasadena Freeway … And Chrysler and Ford sales are up.

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March 19, 1938

Woody Strode

Above, a feature on Woodrow Wilson "Woody" Strode, athlete and actor, who starred in "Sergeant Rutledge." Below, Poland prepares for war with Lithuania …  The forces of Generalissimo Francisco Franco bomb Barcelona while loyalist forces sink one of Franco’s cruisers … And former President Hoover, on a tour of Europe, says there won’t be a major war in the near future.  On the jump, prominent Austrian Jews commit suicide as the Nazification of the nation’s Jewish businesses proceeds … Anthony H.G. Fokker, who built German warplanes in World War I, predicts devastating attacks by hundreds of planes carrying 3,000 pounds of bombs in "the next war."

Quote of the Day: "There is a general realization everywhere, I think, that civilization as we know it cannot survive another great war." –Former President Herbert Hoover, on his tour of Europe

March 19, 1938

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March 19, 1908

Chino California


Above, development spreads across Southern California. And of course, once people move to Chino they will need some sort of transportation … Below, a clever fraud by a clever, affable insurance man who fakes a death … At an African American dance in Redlands, local prizefighter Harry Beal is stabbed when he tries to stop a fight between two men over a woman. During the fight, one of the two suitors drew a gun and fired three shots, wounding another woman. One man fled from the party while the other was jailed, only to dig his way out "with the aid of some 50 other Negroes," The Times says … And Roland McDonald is in jail after promenading around the city with his new–and loaded–Luger pistol in his pocket.

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Paul Coates

March 18, 1958

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Yesterday I told about a man sent out by this office to visit a few of
the hundreds of persons in Southern California who represent themselves
as "income tax experts."

We gave him the name of Victor Romano. Occupation, insurance salesman. Wife, Mary. Her occupation: beauty operator.

Romano left my office armed with a set of facts and figures pertaining
to his family’s 1957 earnings and expenses plus some mock W-2 forms to
support them.

He visited many "experts" –finally settling on four to fill out his
1040 form and determine the government’s bite on the $7,635.25 combined
income of himself and his wife.

Two of the tax "specialists" he picked at random. The third was an
official accountant for the Internal Revenue Service. And the fourth
was a member of a recognized accounting firm.

The results: No. 1 stated that–in addition to the $874.40 income
withheld–he owed Uncle Sam $98.07. No. 2 said he deserved a refund of
$101.93. The Internal Revenue Department figured his refund at $112.69,
while the recognized accounting firm came up with a refund of $302.66.

The discrepancy of more than $400 was pretty frightening. It was $400 in or out of taxpayer Romano’s pocket.

But the figure wasn’t half so frightening as some of the miscalculations and omissions by Experts No. 1 and No. 2.

It’s pretty obvious that neither knew what he was doing. Both made
mathematical errors. Both cheated Romano out of money. And yet both
made him liable for cheating the government.

The mythical Mr. Romano’s wife earned $2,400 working in a beauty salon.
Yet both Experts No. 1 and No. 2 ignored the fact that beauty operators
receive tips for their work.

Therefore, the Romanos’ tax form would never have been approved by a government auditor.

Other errors which might have been caught included:

1–An illegal $400 deduction, claimed because Mrs. Romano bought some
beauty parlor equipment which Expert No. 2 labeled as a "loss" when she
abandoned her small home beauty salon business.

2–$30 overestimate on her uniform cleaning bills.

3–A miscalculation in the number of miles Romano drove his car. Romano
stated he drove his car 1,200 miles a month, yet Expert no. 2
multiplied that by 12 months and arrived at the figured 18,000.

 

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But, if you’ll note their final figures, you’ll see that they cheated the Romanos more than they did Uncle Sam.

Expert No. 1 didn’t even bother to ask Romano if he used his new car in
his business. Neither No. 1 nor No. 2 figured in any depreciation for
the car.

These omissions alone cost Romano a lot of his own money.

Other deductions completely overlooked by Nos. 1 and/or 2 (and legally
listed by the government and accounting firm men) included various auto
upkeep expenses, cost of utilities in operating home beauty parlor,
purchase of briefcase for business, use of home phone for business and
depreciation of typewriter.

Victor Romano paid out $21 to one man, $16 to another for professional
service. In return, he got a jumble of practically meaningless figures.

Either through incompetence, ignorance or a greed to get on to the next sucker’s tax forms, they gouged him good.

Yet one of them, through sheer luck and miscalculation, came within $11
of the Internal Revenue Service auditor’s final figures–while the
established accountant disagreed with Uncle Sam’s agent by $189.97.

I showed the latter two forms to two independent certified public accountants.

Both forms–they told me–were errorless. Human nature accounted for
the wide variance, with the government man favoring his uncle and the
public accountant favoring the taxpayer.

One disagreement came in tips received by Mrs. Romano, with the
department man setting an arbitrary figure of $250 (25% or her net
income) and the PA setting it at $100 (10%).

Romano stated $100 when asked, but acquiesced when the federal auditor told him $250 was a more "realistic" figure.

Other major disagreements came in use of auto in business (90% against
50%), parking ($5 a week against $2.50 a week) and depreciation of car
(where the PA used depreciation scale more favorable to taxpayer).

The independent CPAs who studied the two forms both said they felt the
PA’s totals were more "realistic" than the government man’s.

And the accountant who arrived at the $302.66 refund figure said he’d be willing to fight Uncle Sam about it tomorrow.

"If the government auditor was reasonable–not arbitrary–we’d win
right away," he said. "If the first one wasn’t reasonable, we’d
eventually get high enough up to find a man who was."

Usually, this type of dispute would end in a compromise.

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Arthur C. Clarke


Nov. 1, 2001

Celebrity Setup: Evolution of a Sci-Fi Master
  * ‘2001’ author Arthur C. Clarke has long been fascinated with
electronics.

By David Colker
Times Staff Writer

Arthur C. Clarke, author of "2001: A Space Odyssey" and numerous
other science-fiction hallmarks, rarely does interviews. But he owed us.

   On Feb. 3, 1946, The Times ran the first newspaper story about his
proposal for communications satellites to bounce radio and TV signals
around the world. Although at the time he was almost unknown as a writer
and had gained his knowledge of electronics mostly through his work with
radar during a stint with the Royal Air Force, his prediction came true
with an uncanny degree of accuracy in 1962 with the launch of Telstar.
The major flaw in his proposal was that he thought the communications
satellites would be space stations with full crews.

   "I wrote it before the microchip revolution and the invention of the
transistor, when we were still working with bulky equipment and vacuum
tubes," said Clarke, 83, speaking from his home in Colombo, Sri Lanka. "I
couldn’t imagine it could become so compact and reliable.

   "I’ve often said that the invention of the transistor was a disaster
to space travel. Without it, we would be up there by the hundreds."

   The English-born Clarke gave the world one of the most gripping and
frightening portrayals of a computer, HAL, an electronic character with a
haunting voice that played a key role in the 1968 film adaptation of
"2001." His other works include "Childhood’s End," "Rendezvous With
Rama," "3001: The Final Odyssey" and the short-story collection "The Nine
Billion Names of God."

   COMPUTER: In the 1930s, I was fascinated when I saw [Charles]
Babbage’s computer at the Science Museum in London. It was wonderfully
exciting.

   In the 1960s, I was doing an interview and mentioned that I had just
heard about the Hewlett-Packard 9100A, a calculator that had a keyboard
like a small typewriter and a three-line display. It was really the
forerunner of what we now think of as the desktop computer. Soon after
the story appeared I got a letter from Barney Oliver, the famous vice
president of engineering at HP, who said, "Arthur, there is a Father
Christmas." A 9100A was on its way to me.

   I suppose that’s what I was thinking of when I came up with the HAL
9000 computer. And for 30 years I have been trying to set the story
straight about the name HAL coming from IBM with one letter added to
each. That was pure coincidence. HAL stands for Heuristic Algorithmic
computer.

   I think IBM rather liked the idea, though. They later gave me a nice
ThinkPad. I wrote "3001" on it.

   I’ve since defected to Compaq. I use their LTE 5300 laptop, which is
several years old but works fine. I also have a desktop that was
assembled locally.

   Q: You use both for writing?

  A: I don’t much use the laptop except when I get away from Colombo. I
have a villa by the sea about 100 kilometers south of here, but I only
get there twice a year. It’s difficult for me to get around. [He mostly
uses a wheelchair because of post-polio syndrome.]

   In any case, I do no writing now. E-mail takes up practically all my
time.

   Q: You get that much e-mail in a day?

  A: Usually about 30 e-mails that I answer. I correspond with a lot of
people–after the attacks on New York I was writing to many friends
there. My agent saw people jumping out of the building. I think it was a
defining moment in history, much like the sinking of the Titanic. In both
cases you have a stable, maybe complacent civilization suddenly hit by
disasters. There are a lot of parallels, I think.

   I wrote this in an e-mail to my friend director Jim Cameron, who
happened to be at the Titanic, making dives down to the wreck. He
communicated from the Russian ship they were using.

   Q: E-mail is an important link for you.

   A: I think future historians will wonder how the human race spent its
time, before e-mail was invented, during the long, empty ages when there
was only television.

   HAND-HELD: No, I never got a Palm or any of those. I don’t move around
enough for that.

   BOOKMARKED SITES: I hardly ever surf on the Web. There are hundreds of
Arthur C. Clarke sites, and I never look at them.

   GADGETS: I have a glass sphere from Edmund Scientific
[http://www.edsci.cohttp://m] that gives out light in all directions like
lightning. You put your hand on it and the light goes to it.

   Q: That’s an old science fair favorite.

   A: I also just ordered a globe of the Earth 10 inches in diameter that
floats in midair through magnets. These things amuse the children and
visitors, and myself for that matter.

   I have a DVD player at the house. The other day, Dan Richtor, who
played the ape with the bone in "2001," was here and I posed him beside
the TV set showing that image. [Richtor now does payroll work for
entertainment companies]. I labeled the picture: "From ape to L.A.
executive in one lifetime. Is this progress?"

   Q: Other gadgets?

   A: I have one of those stereoscope viewers to view 3-D pictures.

   Q: Like a Viewmaster?

  A: Yes.

   Q: That’s as low-tech as you can go.

   A: Very. Nevertheless, you can’t beat the high-quality imagery and
colors.

   Q: You have a good time.

   A: You can quote my epitaph: "He never grew up, but he never stopped
growing."

Feb. 3, 1946

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Above, William S. Barton takes a look at Arthur C. Clarke’s proposal for geosynchronous satellites. Below,  Clarke writes an update to coincide with the release of "2001: A Space Odyssey."

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March 18, 1938

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Above, a first-person account of the Rape of Nanking. Below, Poland and Lithuania hover at the brink of war … Anti-fascists riot in Paris … And in a radio address, Secretary of State Cordell Hull "reaffirmed this country’s intense desire for peace and distaste for war but emphasized that the United States will demand respect from foreign nations and insist on playing its rightful part in world affairs."

Quote of the day: "Maybe the procedure I used was not entirely judicial but you must remember that this is St. Patrick’s Day." –Detroit Judge John J. Maher, who leaped from the bench, dragged a man who had been
threatening him to the courtroom door, slapped him and kicked him into the
corridor.

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March 18, 1958

Clark Gable

Above, one of Clark Gable’s lesser pictures is featured at a fund-raiser for the Press Club’s 8-Ball Foundation. When the Mirror and Examiner closed in 1962, the foundation held a benefit to raise money for unemployed journalists. Below, a plane lands on the San Bernardino Freeway after running out of gas. No one is hurt and The Times runs a picture of a West Covina police officer interviewing pilot Roger A. Long. Recall that at this time, local police had jurisdiction over the freeways and not the California Highway Patrol … Harry "Karl the Shoe Man" Karl is exonerated in the bizarre kidnapping of Marie "the Body" McDonald … Inside, state highway engineers discover that guardrails on freeway medians drastically reduce head-on collisions–but barriers also raise the number of injury crashes.  It’s incredible but true: The early Los Angeles freeways were built without the center dividers that we take for granted.

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Marilyn Monroe

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Jerry Clark, the chief warden of the retirees’ group known as the Old Farts of The Times, sends along a photo of Marilyn Monroe with Mirror reporter Jack Searles, center, who died March 1. Jerry writes that the mystery reporter on the far right has now been identified as Bob Krauch of the Herald-Express. The man on the left is unidentified.

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Main Street

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Photograph by Bruce H. Cox / Los Angeles Times

Goodfellows (or Good Fellows, the restaurant used both names) Grotto, 341 S. Main St., shortly before it closed. Notice the old-fashioned "Family Entrance."

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Until it closed on New Year’s Eve in 1953, Goodfellows Grotto, 341 S. Main St.,
was the oldest continuously operating restaurant in the city. Founded
in 1905 by Matteo Dujmovich, Lucky Baldwin’s cook, Goodfellows was in
the heart of what was once the theater district, near the Orpheum,
Belasco and Adolphus and two blocks from the opera house.

Sarah Bernhardt was a patron, as were Clark Gable, Adolphe Menjou and
Edward G. Robinson. Over the years, Goodfellows served every mayor and
police chief of Los Angeles, every governor of California and countless
attorneys and executives.

Seating 75 people in a main dining room, with booths that could
accommodate another 75 patrons, Goodfellows was originally a steak and
chop house, but later specialized in seafood. It was apparently a
popular spot from the beginning. In 1908, Goodfellows was one of the
first restaurants to be targeted by the city in its crackdown on " ‘women of the town’ in large cafes and the boldness of their conduct."

Time stood still at Goodfellows through two world wars, the Depression
and the Cold War, then left it in the past. Writing in 1948, Paul
Coates noted: "The ancient looking waiters seem lost without the
handlebar mustaches you would expect of them. Only recently have they
abandoned their long church warden coats and white aprons in favor of
lighter jackets. Curtained booths are still in service for diners
wishing discreet privacy. The floors gleam with white and black tile
which were in vogue for plushly decorated dining rooms a half-century
ago."

Goodfellows remained popular, but it was gradually surrounded by the
pawnshops, striptease theaters and penny arcades of skid row, losing
many of its patrons to upscale restaurants near Pershing Square,
Wilshire Boulevard and La Cienega.

 

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John Dujmovich, who took over the restaurant from his father, said in 1953 of his decision to close:

"A few weeks ago the Fire Department said we had to fireproof the booth
curtains. And a few days later the building inspectors said the wiring had to be in conduits by Jan. 3. Even the bricks themselves are
powdering away…. I suppose they’ll tear it down and make this another
auto park."

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Mystery photo

Emmett Kelly, Henry Fonda

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OK, who are they?

  • Henry Fonda is one. (Regular reader Callbox Sam). Right. He's the easy one.
  • Henry Fonda's father (William). Sorry.
  • Darren McGavin of "Nightstalker" fame. Sorry, no.
  • Anthony Mann? Sorry, no.
  • Ernest Lehman? Sorry, no.
  • James Mason? Sorry.
  • Raoul Walsh? Um. No.
  • Manny Balestrero? Now that's an interesting guess! It's not right, but it's pretty interesting.
  • Nunnally Johnson? That's another interesting guess. But no.
  • Henry
    Hathaway? Yet another interesting guess! But, I'm sorry to say–no.
  • Emmett Kelly without his clown makeup? (Sam O'Neal). Absolutely right!

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Our mystery guest, Emmett Kelly, with actor Andy Devine, the honorary mayor of Van Nuys, in a photo dated  Jan. 26, 1950.

Ronald Reagan, Emmett Kelly

Los Angeles Times file photo.

Here's our mystery man, Emmett Kelly, with California Gov. Ronald Reagan in a photo published Sept. 8, 1967.

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Matt Weinstock

March 17, 1958

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One morning recently a man found a wallet on West 7th Street and tried
to phone the owner, a woman whose name and address were on the enclosed
identification cards.

Failing to get a response, he handed the wallet to the first policeman he encountered–at a nearby corner.

The officer checked the contents, including less than 50 cents in
change, detected that the man had been drinking and asked what had
happened to the rest of the money.

The man said that’s all there was.

THE OFFICER chose not to believe him and he was taken to a police station.

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The man, mild-mannered and orderly, admitted he had been drinking a
little but insisted he was not drunk. He is married, has two children,
works nights.

He was detained from 10 a.m. to 4:30 p.m., at which time the owner of
the wallet was located at the Vermont Avenue place where she works.
Yes, she had lost it, she said. Asked how much money was in it, she
said only a few cents.

If he ever finds another wallet, it is not likely the man will turn it in to the police.

A HUSBAND WHO does
the grocery shopping was recalling the time, early in his marriage,
before he learned to decipher his wife’s spelling and abbreviations.

One day he was stumped at the supermarket with the notation "tom cat." He phoned home for a translation.

"Anyone ought to know," his bride said witheringly, "that ‘tom cat’ stands for tomato catsup."

OUT-OF-STATERS are always remarking, "You know what I miss most out here? Fireflies!" (Thought I was going to write "snow," didn’t you?)

Why then don’t we have fireflies, a spectacular and enchanting phase of the summer scene elsewhere, even in Northern California?

The reason, says Walter Ebeling, UCLA entomology prof, is that they’ve
never migrated here, probably because of the arid climate. They like it
hot but humid.

Do I hear a motion to put a proposition on the ballot to build a firefly refuge?

THEN THERE was
the Navy man, enamored of a Wave, who entreated her for months to marry
him. She kept saying no until the day he said he’d provide lavish
shelter for her.

"All right," she said, but skeptically, "take me to your lee, dear."

FIRE STATION No. 15, 915 W. Jefferson Blvd.,
received this note from the second-grade class of the Frances Blend
School: "Thank you for letting us visit the fire station. We had fun
honking the horn and listening to the radio. We would like to thank
Capt. Smith for showing us around and Mr. Crookston for the ice cream."

Nothing unusual, except the letter was written in Braille, with the
words translated from the symbols by the teacher. The students are
blind.

MISCELLANY — Release
of Nathan Leopold, 54, after 33 1/2 years in prison, serves to remind
that Robert F. Stroud, 67, remains confined, forgotten and alone after
42 years. Tom Gaddis told his incredible story in the book, "Birdman of
Alcatraz" … Superlative acting job by Orson Welles in "Long Hot
Summer" … Conversation overheard by a Listening Tom, a young man
addressing a girl: "May I drive you home? I have a whip outside." …
William C. Teddy Bear lives on Lullaby Lane in Panorama City …
Householders are writing "Paid under protest" on their check for the
second installment of their county taxes–in case the Civic Center
overseers think they’ve forgotten the big boost.

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Paul Coates

March 17, 1958

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Victor Romano is a mythical man.

He’s a man invented by this column and impersonated by one of my staff.

We gave him an occupation: Insurance salesman; a wife, Mary; a child,
and a family income last year of $7,635.23 ($57,644.70 USD 2007)
–$874.70 ($6,374.55 USD 2007) of it withheld by his employers for federal income tax.

We supplied him with government W-2 forms and a set of statistics and
facts to show what he earned and spent during the year 1957.

Then, last week, we sent him out into the street.

His instructions were to visit some of the hundreds of "income tax
experts" who blossom up along with the poppies in Southern California
every spring.

Romano was to let these "experts" decide how much he owed the
government, or how much the government owed him, in tax payments for
1957.

He visited more than a dozen of them, seeking them out from behind "Tax
Expert" signs in barbershops, markets, otherwise empty stores and real
estate offices.

He talked to each one, explaining his personal finances and asking how much it would cost to have his forms prepared.

The answers ranged from $10 to $50 to one "expert" who said he’d do it for 12% of Romano’s refund.

Another man set a flat fee of $25 ($182.19 USD 2007) and said:

"Tell me how much you want back. I can juggle these figures pretty easy."

We checked out some of these "experts." Among them were men who, by
regular profession, worked as jewelers, soda jerks, plumbers and
electricians. They’re fine, legitimate businesses–but they hardly
qualify an individual as an authority on the complicated subject of
income tax.

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Finally, Romano settled on two of them to prepare his tax.

The first was a man in downtown Los Angeles. His office was
impressive–with solid desks, not card tables, and even an adding
machine and a telephone.

He said he was an accountant and bookkeeper, year-round.

His price: $21 ($153.04 USD 2007).

And for it he determined that the Romano family still owed the United States government $98.07 ($714.70 USD 2007).

Romano’s second visit was to a man in the San Fernando Valley. He
worked in an empty store with a few makeshift desks and card tables
spread around it.

Being a tax expert, the man admitted, was strictly seasonal work for him.

The price outside said $5 ($36.44 USD 2007), but the expert waited
until after filling out the form to tell Romano that a "complicated
return like yours" would cost $16 ($116.60 USD 2007).

But it was a bargain because–with the same set of figures given the
first "expert"–he managed to get Romano a $101.93 ($742.84 USD 2007)
refund.

To reach the final figure, he made an error in simple addition on the
very first page of Form 1040, he inserted one non-allowable claim for
$400, but made up for it by cheating Romano on various other entries.

Romano’s next move was to take his facts, figures and W-2 forms to an
established accounting firm which does a lot of work in personal income
taxes. The firm advertises a triple-check system.

Price for the service was $38 ($276.93 USD 2007).

The accountant assigned to Romano came up with a few dozen questions
which neither of the first two "experts" thought to ask. He also took
certain deductions which the other apparently were unaware of. Others
he disallowed.

And his conclusion was that Romano was eligible for a refund of $302.66 ($2,205.70 USD 2007).

The difference between Expert No. 1 and the accounting firm came to $400.73 ($2,920.40 USD 2007).

That’s a lot of extra pocket money for a man and wife living on an
annual income of $7,635. It’s also a pretty confusing state of affairs
for a taxpayer to be in.

Romano didn’t want to cheat his debt-ridden Uncle. Nor was he particularly anxious to lose his hard-earned money by overpaying.

So he called the local office of the Internal Revenue Service. He explained the problem.

Would they be willing to go over his forms to determine his accurate tax bill?

They said they would.

They did. And their conclusion was that Victor Romano legally deserved a refund of $112.69 ($821.25 USD 2007).

Tomorrow we’ll see how the accounting firm battles Uncle Sam for the
$189.97 difference in their two returns. We’ll study the four income
tax forms of Victor Romano more closely. And we’ll learn the methods of
the "experts" who cheat the taxpayer–through laxness, ignorance and
carelessness.

   
   

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Tourism sociology

Sociology professor Gwen Sharp, who writes the "Super Happy Funtime Blog," takes a scientific approach to sightseeing in Los Angeles. She graphed her hypothesis–"The richer the person who owned the home, the more awesome it would be to gawk at their house"–this way:

 

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However, a field trip to Bel-Air shattered her expectations because the most expensive homes are gated or concealed behind fences or hedges. "Beyond a certain point homeowners
become so rich that awesomeness of sightseeing tapers off
significantly, due primarily to the impossibility of seeing any sights."

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