Mystery photo

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Photograph by Frank Q. Brown / Los Angeles Times

OK, this photo is from the funeral of Columbia executive Harry Cohn, which was held on a massive sound stage that had been turned into a chapel. Who are these pallbearers, who were at one time some of the most powerful men in Hollywood? Note to people with ProQuest (you know who you are): I’ve got my eye on you.

  • Director George Sidney? (Alexa Foreman). Yes. George Sidney is one of 16 pallbearers listed in The Times’ story. The men aren’t identified on the back of the original photo, so all I have to go by is what we reported.
  • Irving Ludwig? (Sorry, he’s not listed in The Times’ story).
  • Walter Wanger? (He’s not listed in The Times’ story).
  • Jack Warner? (Sorry, no).
  • Frank Capra? (Sorry, no).
  • Jerry Wald? (Sorry, no).
  • John Ford in the upper left corner. (Richard Heft) Exactly right! Terrific work.
  • Mendel Silberberg. (Richard Heft) Terrific work.

Hint: There is another famous director among the pallbearers.

Update 2: Arthur Friedman, an office boy at Columbia’s New York offices in 1957, says: Top left-in order–Abe Schneider-Paul Lazarus-John
Ford—-Bottom rt 1/2 blocked Leo Jaffe—believe 3rd up with glasses is Abe
Montague. He also recommends reading "King Cohn."

Update: The always engaging and ever-enchanting Nathan Marsak did exactly what I would have done, which is go to ProQuest and dig up the list. Let the hills resound with his glory as a diligent researcher. Here they are:

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Irving Briskin–left, Los Angeles Times file photo, right, at Harry Cohn’s funeral. See below*

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Jack Entratter, left in 1954, and a mystery pallbearer. (Richard Heft).

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John Ford (Richard Heft, Alexa Foreman)
Jack Fier
Alfred Hart
Dr. Stanley Imerman
Leo Jaffe
B.B. Kahane
Max Kettner
Paul N. Lazarus Jr.

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Abe Montague

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Abe Schneider

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George Sidney (Alexa Foreman)
Mendel B. Silberberg
Morris Stoloff
Jonie Taps

But as you have undoubtedly noticed, these are in alphabetical order. So the challenge becomes: Put the names with the faces.

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Photograph by George M. Lacks / Los Angeles Times

* OK, who are the folks with mystery pallbearer Irving Briskin? Note: This isn’t a movie still, in case you are using IMDB to crack the enigma. This photo is from an event.

  • Bogie and his wife, Mayo (Joe) Yes/No.
  • Bogart and a Columbia starlet, of course (Alexa Foreman). Yes/Yes. Well, what’s her name?
  • Florence Marly? Sorry, no.
  • Susan Perry? Sorry, no.
  • Janet Blair (Richard Heft). Absolutely right. Congratulations!

By the way, notice Bogart’s understated, classy look. Yes, it’s a double-breasted suit, but he’s got a classic pinstripe, subdued tie (check out that cravat on Briskin) and handkerchief.

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Paul Coates

March 8, 1958

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A high school official who nearly died from stab wounds inflicted by a
sheriff’s vice officer said today that he intends to take legal action
against the deputy.

William R. Barringer, 43, dean of boys and vice principal of Oakdale
Union High School, revealed his intentions following a court trial in
which he was accused of battery and resisting arrest.

The trial, in Citrus Municipal Court, ended in a hung jury late last
night. After deliberating eight hours, the jury locked 9-3 for
acquittal.

Barringer was arrested following a brawl in a Baldwin Park bar with three vice officers last Dec. 21.

He was stabbed twice in the stomach, once in the back and slashed across the face.

Deputy Heliodoro Gonzales admitted in court that he inflicted the
facial and stomach wounds, but denied knifing the vice principal in the
back.

Barringer reportedly did not receive adequate medical attention for his
wounds until 16 hours after the incident. He also charged that as a
result he is suffering from peritonitis, a serious inflammation of the
stomach and intestinal walls.

The vice principal testified that he went to the Ramona Boulevard bar
at approximately 12:30 in the morning of Dec. 21 with a sister-in-law
to pick up his brother, Jack Barringer of 3379 N. Frazier, Baldwin Park.

His brother, whom he was visiting over the holidays with his wife and 10-month-old son, was employed there as a bartender.

According to the 6-foot, 4-inch school official’s story, a fight broke out in the bar shortly before closing time.

"It was at the other end of the bar," he said. "I saw my brother step
from behind the bar to break it up. Someone hit him and he went down.

"That’s when I went to his aid."

Barringer explained that he knocked down the man he thought had floored his brother.

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"But it turned out to be a friend of my brother’s," he said. "I
apologized to the man. The fight seemed to be over and my brother was
all right, so I started walking back to the table where my
sister-in-law was seated.

"At that point I was jumped by two men from behind. Both were in old
civilian clothes. They pushed me out the front door and another man
followed them."

It was brought out in the trial that all three men were on-duty vice
squad officers. Barringer’s testimony that he had no knowledge that the
men were sheriff’s deputies was supported by several witnesses.

"Outside," Barringer continued, "I found myself battling all three of
them. I knocked two of them down. One stayed down. The other got up and
ran away.

"He returned immediately with a gun. I was still fighting the third man
and had just noticed that my shirt was covered with blood when I heard
the man with the gun shout:

" ‘Cut him up some more.’

"I tried to run back into the bar then but the door was bolted. As I
turned away from Gonzales, he slashed me across the face and I felt the
sting of the knife in my back.

"That’s when I collapsed to the ground."

Deputy Gonzales’ story in court conflicted  with that of Barringer.

He stated that Barringer, followed by several other men, charged him.

He also testified that the weapon he used was a small penknife. The
knife was not confiscated by Baldwin Park police who came to the scene,
and Gonzales told the court that he lost the weapon three weeks later
in some sand dunes.

Following the brawl, Barringer was handcuffed and taken to El Monte
Receiving Hospital, where–according to witnesses–he was knocked from
his wheelchair by a vice officer.

The witnesses also reported that another vice officer came in and
showed Barringer’s watch (which had fallen off in the scuffle) to the
injured man and told him:

"You’ll never see this again, you S.O.B."

Barringer stated that the watch–the band of which was a gift from students of Oakdale High–has not yet been returned.

Later, the vice principal was transferred to the prison ward of County
General Hospital. However, according to his attorney, William A.
Kurlander, he received no medical attention until 5:30 p.m.

"I arrived there around noon and found him lying unattended on a cot in
the hallway," he said. "I got him out of the prison ward as fast as I
could and into surgery.

"If he hadn’t had the money for an attorney I’m afraid he might have
died before he received any attention. The woulds were very serious."

Throughout the case, the Central California community of Oakdale has stood behind its school official.

Donald R. Lund, principal of the high school there, said:

"Barringer has been a wonderful credit to our school and community and I’ll back him up 100%."

Frank Asbill, retired Los Angeles Police Department officer now serving on the Oakdale Board of Education, added:

"I’m shocked to hear that a vice officer would use a knife on a
suspect. Of course we’re behind Barringer but no matter who it was a
police officer should never use a knife to enforce the law."

Unless the misdemeanor charge of resisting arrest is dropped, a retrial will be held later this month.

[Note that the original Times story bears little resemblance to Coates’ column. Unfortunately, it’s emerging as something of a trend as this is about the third time I can recall that Coates’ account differs drastically from what was reported. He tends to leave out essential facts when interviewing victims, which I find extremely troubling. All charges were dropped, according to a March 25, 1958, story in The Times–lrh].

   
   

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March 8, 1958

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Transportation in Los Angeles as it was 50 years ago. A motorist is stranded on the median of the Harbor Freeway. Significant point: At this time in Los Angeles history, the freeways were patrolled by the LAPD, not the CHP … And an interesting problem for streetcars. Notice that when the tracks are blocked, nothing can move. To greatly simplify the problem: The thing defined streetcars–tracks–was also their inescapable weakness. Which is one of the major reasons they were replaced by buses that could change lanes.

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March 8, 1908

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Above, meet Margaret Deland and take a look at some of the things she says: Divorce is selfish, it’s socially criminal to bring a child into the world that can’t be properly cared for, and she opposes women’s suffrage because it would extend voting rights to uneducated women. To see a women advance some of these views comes as a shock, I must say. Below, political coverage by a staunchly Republican paper.

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House of the week


March 8, 1908
Los Angeles

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Above, the Kellogg mansion, built for newspaper executive F.W. Kellogg. It was named Highlawn by John Muir, The Times says. One of my favorite pastimes is to visit these 100-year-old "homes of the week" but this one was torn down in 1960 so the land could be subdivided for tract homes (note the street name Scripps Place). Several surrounding buildings have survived, including a studio.

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Sleepy Lagoon



Aug. 3, 1942
Los Angeles

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I received several requests for Times stories on the Sleepy Lagoon case after we published the obituary of Manuel Reyes, who was wrongly convicted in the slaying of Jose Diaz. This is our first story on the incident, which occurred on the Williams ranch in Montebello.

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Matt Weinstock

March 7, 1958

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Another citizen is resentful because police came and got him at 2 a.m. on a warrant for an unanswered parking violation.

Eventually, after the long ride to City Jail, the processing and waiting, a neighbor put up the $25 bail and he was released.

At first he was hollering "Gestapo!" but he has cooled off some. After all, he did ignore the ticket and the subsequent warning.

BUT HE STILL doesn’t think he’s quite a criminal–it was his first ticket–and he has a suggestion.

He thinks parking tickets, even when they go to warrant, might more
efficiently be handled by letter and serve the same corrective purpose.

For instance, if a ticket were ignored for 30 days the offender would
be notified by mail that his fine had 1958_0307_moviesbeen doubled. If he didn’t
respond to that, OK, let the gendarmes wake him. But under this
procedure our undermanned police force detailed to the dawn patrol
might be released for more important duty.

LIKE MANY freelance writers, Sparks Stringer works mostly at home and wears comfortable clothes.

The other day, wearing old dungarees, a faded shirt and needing a
shave, he went into a Beverly Hills store. The manager rushed over with
such attentive cordiality that Sparks, puzzled, asked why he, in shabby
clothes, should get the A treatment.

"Here in Beverly Hills," the manager said, "when someone dressed as you
are comes in we figure he’s too important to care about his appearance
and we give him special attention. Men in $300 suits and women in mink
we take for granted."

SO YOU DON’T believe
the stars can influence people’s lives? Some people do, among them
writer Sydney Omarr, who insists astrology is an authentic science.

Syd was interviewed on Ben Hunter’s early morning KFI program and when
Ben said he was going to Santa Anita that day Syd suggested a test
based on a chapter titled "How to Pick Winners" in his book  "Thought
Dial," due out next month.

First determining Ben’s planetary symbol, Syd asked him to concentrate
on going to the cashier’s window after a race and collecting money,
then to pick horses based on a numerical sequence whose  names reminded
him of the sun.

Ben bet a horse across the board in each of six races and all six finished in the money.

SUCH IS THE maze
of No Left Turn, No Right Turn and One Way signs, it’s virtually
impossible to get on or off Crescent Heights Hill north of Sunset
Boulevard. Even hill residents who know their way around are
complaining.

To make matters worse, the Keep Right sign at Hollywood Boulevard and
Laurel Canyon Boulevard has been knocked down half a dozen times lately
by baffled motorists. And so a gal named Kendis is urging the hill
people to rise and demand the city padres to create a new post, Keeper
of the  Keep Right signs.

AT RANDOM — A
restaurant at Huntington Drive and Garfield has a sign, "About the
birds and the bees–birds are bigger" … It’s a mixed-up world. A
departing friend remarked to Ralph Portnor, "Wonder if I’ll be late on
time again" … Nat Cole was touched by a phone call from W.C. Handy in
New York congratulating him on the film "St. Louis Blues" to be
released in April. "It’s one of the finest pictures I’ve ever seen," he
said. Handy is blind … The dictionary can be mighty frustrating at
times. For instance, the word expedient is defined, "That which is
expedient" … A headline stated "Slump Over, Official Says." To which
Raul Rodriguez caught himself retorting, "What for? Another kick in the
pants?"

   
   

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Dear Abby

March 6, 1968

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OK, does anybody want to take a guess at what’s going on here?

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March 7, 1958

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Above, a look at upcoming films with African American casts, "St. Louis Blues" and "Porgy and Bess." Click on the image to read the complete story. Below, time to take the classic Porsche 356 up to see the snow …  It rains beans in Van Nuys …  Bus and trolley fares are going up …  Unexpected problems with a proposed atomic-powered plane. Hint to engineers: Lead is not an ideal airframe component. 

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March 7, 1938

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Above, Spencer Tracy as the Tin Man–that’s a casting idea that never occurred to me. Or to MGM, apparently. Below, former President Hoover is to visit Hitler … Cleanup from the storms continues as the death toll reaches 92 … A "silver lining" to the flood damage: Gold is found in mud left in Santa Monica Canyon …

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March 7, 1908

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Above, an African American church is planted at 37th Street and Denker, The Times says.  According to the church’s website, Westminster Presbyterian was built at 35th Place and Denker. Below, The Times reports on Los Angeles County’s plans for a network of roads. Unfortunately, we didn’t run a map so it’s difficult to determine the precise routes.

Notice the name of one landmark: "N-word Slough." Early news accounts say the slough, which was fed by overflow from the Los Angeles and San Gabriel rivers, covered 1,500 acres and was slightly south of Gardena. [Aha! Here’s a map from 1920].  In 1941, The Times reported that a mile-square oil slick floating on the water in the slough caught fire at 190th Street and Figueroa. The term remained in use in The Times as late as 1949, although in later years it was replaced by "Dominguez Slough."

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Matt Weinstock

March 6, 1958

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They’ve stuck a flock of pictures on the walls of the County Museum by
some fellow named Degas and, well, I was shanghaied by some
well-meaning friends the other night just like in "This Is Your Life"
and taken over there for a squint.

The joint was sure crowded. And you should have seen some of the guys.
Yeah, tuxedos. Just to take a gander at some pictures. Imagine.

Well, I paraded around with the gang, picture after picture, making
faces at them as if I could tell whether they were good or bad.

This Degas (pronounced Day-gah) was a fiend for ballet dancers. The
joint was jumping with them, mostly young girl types. Some were real
pretty, too.

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Afterward the gang stood in line and some dolls were dishing out coffee
and cake and pink-colored punch, unspiked I figured. Just like at the
mission only these gals were dressed better.

SERIOUSLY,
the exhibit is excellent and admirers of Hillaire Germain Edgar Degas
(1834-1917) will find their feeling for his warmth and depth reinforced.

My favorite, by the way, is a painting of Degas’ father, a rapt expression on his face, listening to a man playing a guitar.

In an exhibit of this kind as wide a variety as possible of the
artist’s work is shown. Thus, some pieces are only fragmentary sketches.

Well I couldn’t help hearing a distinguished-looking gentleman say to a
young lady as they studied one charcoal drawing, "That should teach you
never to throw anything away. That one looks like someone fished it out
of the wastebasket."

AS THE NEWS came
over the teletypes yesterday that the Army had launched another
satellite, irrepressible Delmar Watson went around to former Navy men
on the staff and remarked, "Well, admiral, I see the Navy’s still at
it,"–accompanied by the motion of rowing a boat.

AS IF there
weren’t enough frustration in the world already, employees of an
Alhambra contracting firm are playing a diabolic game on a woman
bookkeeper.

She virtually lives for her personal mail. She even goes home at lunchtime for it.

Well, the last few days she has been finding cards recalling past
associations, expressing regret at not seeing her for so long, ending
"Love"–but with no name.

When or if she finds out it’s her colleagues you may look for a little assault with intent to commit mayhem in Alhambra.

SPEAKING OF practical
jokes, cruel sixth-graders at Montague Street School in Pacoima did a
naughty thing to a boy of Mexican ancestry whose knowledge of English
is limited.

They "taught" him to pronounce his new teacher’s name. One morning he
greeted the shocked instructor, "Good morning, Mr. Jackass!"

A USUALLY reliable
spy reports by long-distance whisper it’s apparently true that when
Sputnik II made its first few runs over Washington, D.C., its
electronic signals opened half a dozen garage doors. The Air Force is
said to have quietly investigated and conceded the probability.

AROUND TOWN — Alan
Fox’s version: "I disagree with what you say but I will defend to your
death the right to say it" … Since the strange disclosures in the
drunk driving trial of Mrs. Ron Waller, taxi passengers are having fun
remarking, "Be careful what you say, the driver may be wired" … Sam
Katzman, Columbia producer, likes the sign on a shoe repair shop at
Hollywood Boulevard and Kingsley: "We doctor shoes. Heel them. Attend
to their dyeing. And save their soles" … Fascinating fragment of
conversation overheard in an Olive Street lunchroom, two women
chatting: "Is he wealthy?" "Oh, off and on."

   
   

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Paul Coates

March 6, 1958

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I was visited yesterday by one of the women who placed the following classified ad in a local community newspaper:

WIVES
of union members who protested conditions at Union Headquarters–sued
by Union officials for 1/2 million dollars–need money desperately for
defense of lawsuit by April 1st. We will sew, wash, iron, scrub, do
yard work and rough carpentry. GE 3-7209, ME 3-8703.

The lady gave her name as Mrs. Clara Alberty. She wasn’t timid about giving her age, either.

"I’m 60," she told me. "Two years younger than my husband."

I asked Mrs. Alberty to sit down and she did–on the edge of her chair.

She clasped her hands together and began:

"My
husband is a member of Local 250, Steamfitters Union. I like unions,"
she said. "They’re wonderful if they’re run right. But this one isn’t
run right."

Mrs. Alberty opened her purse and handed me the classified ad. I read it.

"What
happened," she explained, " is that when a reform group moved in and
tried to clean the mess up, the local was suspended by the
international.

"Their men are running it now, and it’s no better than it ever was. Our men can’t even get a decent day’s work now."

"How did the wives get involved?" I asked.

Mrs. Alberty leaned further forward on her chair.

"Well,
naturally, we all took a little interest in our husbands’ work. We got
together now and then and finally, last year, we decided to form a
ladies auxiliary–a social club.

But at the meetings we got so
riled up at what was happening to our husbands–at the way some of the
officials were stealing money from them and the way the goons and
ex-cons were coming from the East to take over their jobs–that we
finally decided to do something about it.

"So, last fall, we set up a picket line of wives. We carried big signs telling the union bosses what we thought of them."

"What did the signs say?" I asked.

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Mrs. Alberty smiled. "Oh, they said plenty. Things like ‘McClellan, Where Are You?’ "

"Are all the wives being sued?"

"Oh no," she answered. "They just picked out seven of us. Seven whose husbands were active in the reform movement."

"Who’s doing the suing?" I said.

"There’s
a Mr. Schoemann, he’s head of the International," she answered. "And a
Mr. Gelski. He’s the man Mr. Schoemann sent out here to manage things
after he took away our local autonomy."

Mrs. Alberty continued:

"My
husband was getting lots of work until the local was suspended. But he
hasn’t been given a job out of the local since last May. He’s had to
work out of Riverside.

"Lots of others have just moved away.
They’ve been starved out. But they’re not going to starve me out. This
is my home. I shouldn’t leave."

"What does the suit charge you with?" I said.

"Well," Mrs. Alberty spoke, "we picketed them a few times and we hung them in effigy once. They’re suing us for libel."

"And you go to court next month?"

"That’s
right. They’ve got a lot of money–some of it our own money we paid in
dues … against us. But I think we’ll come out all right. We’ve got
some facts."

I handed the classified ad back to Mrs. Alberty. Standing, she folded it and placed it in her purse.

"This ad wasn’t just a joke," she said. "We still need money to fight them. And like our men, we’re not afraid of work."

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Lies and consequences

Perhaps other folks were shocked by the revelation that "Love and Consequences" by Margaret B. Jones, a.k.a. Margaret Seltzer, was a complete fake. It was old news to me.

Here’s my own experience, from Donald H. Wolfe’s 2005 "The Black Dahlia Files," published by ReganBooks, an imprint of HarperCollins.

As a published author, Wolfe was granted access to the Los Angeles County district attorney’s files on the 1947 Black Dahlia case. To bolster his absurd contention that Elizabeth Short was killed by Bugsy Siegel, Wolfe produced what appeared to be an official document.

Let me show you how he faked it.

First we take this authentic memo:

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Then we snip off the top:

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Then we get another memo:

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And we snip a piece of out that:

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And get another piece from the next page:

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The finished product looks like this and appears on Page 198 of "The Black Dahlia Files":

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I originally pointed this out two years ago. Was the book recalled? Ha! Did anyone involved with the book apologize? You can’t be serious! Did Wolfe respond to a request for a comment? Of course not! This is how the book publishing industry works, folks. You should be outraged, you should be sad but you should not be surprised. This will surely happen again until the industry’s attitude changes. It is really no more complicated than that.

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March 6, 1958

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Above, Hey look what I found! An interview with Saul Bass. Is this cool or what? Below, Marie McDonald and Harry Karl, alias "Karl the Shoe Man." You may recall earlier posts about the Jane Russell film "Fuzzy Pink Nightgown." This is what I was talking about …

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March 6, 1938

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It’s Sunday in Los Angeles, which means The Times runs all our special weekly features. At top, the home plan of the week. Above, a full page ad for Camels in the comics, showing that champion skaters smoke like chimneys without affecting their endurance. Below, another incident with Japanese troops, this time in Shanghai, and  recovery from the storm continues … Stokowski and Garbo? Really?! … At bottom, another photo page of the destruction.

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March 6, 1908

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Fritz Kreisler and ostriches, with the White Sox thrown in. No shortage of things to do in 1908 Los Angeles … Below, in an ideal world The Times would have packaged its three stories about red activists, two on the cover of the second section and one inside. All are worth reading. One talks about immigration agents targeting socialists and malcontents–native and foreign-born. In another, a fire official traveling with the White Sox talks about revolutionaries in Chicago. The third reports on a meeting of activists. To be sure, the writing is incredibly slanted. But the account is vivid and immediate.

 
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Matt Weinstock


March 5, 1958

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A few days before his father died in 1936, F.B. Kelley sent him a postal money order for $50.

Last month, in going through some old papers, Kelley came upon the familiar green piece of paper–uncashed.

It was made out at Rockefeller Center Station, New York, Serial No. 345914, dated Nov. 17, 1936.

Kelley, advance man for the play "Middle of the Night" at the Biltmore
Theater, tried to cash it. He was told he’d have to fill out a form
requesting issuance of a duplicate and submit it to the Money Order
Center in St. Louis. He did.

A few weeks ago he received a printed slip stating, "We regret that it
is not possible to accord favorable consideration to your claim as the
Public Law No. 65 (84th Congress) stipulates no money order shall be
paid after 20 years from the last day of the month of original issue."

"Everywhere I travel I see post offices," says Kelley, who lives in
Delaware, Ohio, "so I assume they are still in business. But that
doesn’t get me back my $50. I suppose a law is a law."

G. BERNARD SHAW,
in his day a stern advocate of spelling reform, once spelled fish as
ghoti–the gh as "rough," the o as in "women," the ti as in "fiction."

Publicist Felix Mendelsohn Jr., who agrees with old G.B.S., has taken it from there and coined the word potzwabshmuckeling.

Pronounce the p as in "psalm," the o as in "leopard," the l as in
"valet," z as in "rendezvous," w as in "wrong," a as in "head," b as in
"tomb," s as in "demesne," h as in "catarrh," m as in "mnemonic," u as
in "four," c as in "czar," k as in "know," e as in "awe," l as in
"could," i as in "cruise," n as in "condemn" and g as in "reign."

In short, potzwabshmuckeling is an utter deathlike silence.

ONLY IN HOLLYWOOD — A
man named Al who lives in a second-floor flat answered the doorbell at
11:35 the other night and a young man said, "I’m with an organization
that’s trying to help people. We’re making a survey–"

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Talk about fully loaded: This GMC pickup has a dome light! A lock on the glove compartment! Vinyl insulation instead of cardboard!!!!

 

"Not at 25 minutes to 12, you’re not," interrupted Al, "and if you don’t get out of here I’ll throw you out!"

The young man fled but ever since Al has been wondering, are things that tough?

A MATRON met
a friend at a women’s club and after a few minutes’ chatter reached in
her purse and said, "Have I shown you the latest snapshots of my
grandchildren?"

"No," squelched the friend, "and I’m certainly grateful to you."

SILVER LINING NOTE — Vic
Knight argues that people shouldn’t worry about a recession or whatever
it is. Any day now, he predicts, all the things amateur
do-it-yourselfers put together will start falling apart and
professional craftsmen will be called in to correct their mistakes,
creating a business upturn.

MISCELLANY — One
of the most popular desk signs at Northrop is "Are you helping solve
the problem or are you part of it?" … L.E. Emigh of Woodland Hills is
afraid his wife is watching too many TV westerns. When she drives her
tiny Metropolitan on the Hollywood Freeway she gets a panicky feelings,
"like the head heifer in a stampede" … Diabolic inquiry from Barney
Hutchison: "Tell me, is President Hagerty’s golf game improving?" …
The internal revenuers have been checking Irish sweepstakes winners in
Culver City. So beware, happy horse players … Have you noticed,
people say "There’s more truth than poetry" when there isn’t a fragment
of verse in sight … Nobody will believe it but a gray squirrel has
joined the blue jays, sparrows, towhees, juncos and thrushes in the
backyard. Permits you to come within about three feet before jumping
onto a tree. Loco, hombre, loco!

   
   

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Found on EBay

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Regular reader Callbox Sam pointed out this item on EBay: A copy of the Feb. 8, 1947, Herald-Express with the Page 1 story about Joseph Dumais’ confession in the Black Dahlia killing. Dumais conned Army investigators (but not the LAPD) that he was the killer. He had nothing to do with it. The item is listed as $499. Would I pay that kind of money? No way. Your mileage may vary, however.

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Pellicano file


June 29, 1977

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Isn’t this a grim little story…. How odd that Pellicano was involved in it. Hm.

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