February 18, 1959: Paul Coates — Confidential File

CONFIDENTIAL FILE

Wall of Prejudice: Job Age Barrier

Paul Coates, in coat and tieThe events which led up to Toni Hyatt’s becoming an outcast don’t make much sense.

But neither does the fact that today she’s an untouchable in our society.

That’s why some background information on her is essential before we get into her present predicament.

Toni Hyatt worked from 1933 to 1945 as a career girl. During that 12-year period, she was employed steadily, with one firm eight years, another four years, working mostly as an executive secretary.

Then she married. But, a few years ago, she divorced her husband. It was a friendly parting. Continue reading

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Tragedy Strikes in Pasadena, December 29, 1948

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World Mourns Death of Pope; Ban Baseball on Radio? February 18, 1939

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The Daily Mirror is a few days late with coverage of the passing of Pope Pius XI, who died at the Vatican on Feb. 10, 1939.

In Los Angeles, Pius XI was remembered in an elaborate Mass at St. Vibiana’s and in a memorial at Wilshire Boulevard Temple by the local B’nai B’rith lodges.   

Henry Monsky, grand president of B’nai B’rith, said of the pope: "His philosophy of brotherhood and the indivisibility of mankind, under God, served as a bulwark of protection against subversive and sinister forces variously called fascism, communism and Nazism, which threaten our civilization."

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The Times gets a photo of a detective untying the manager of a store that had been robbed, a Glendale man is charged in the death of his wife and a woman dies while viewing the stained-glass reproduction of "The Last Supper" at Forest Lawn.  

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When she was tried in 1940 on charges of presenting a lewd show at the Los Angeles Tennis Club, Jade Rhodora demonstrated her performance for jurors, calling it: "A classic interpretive dance routine."  She was fined $100.

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Sometimes an old story begs for an explanation. What did the
reporter know that wasn’t printed? Why was a particular story written?
What was the columnist thinking?

Braven Dyer left me wondering what I was missing in his column on the Hollywood Stars.

He wrote an item about the Stars hiring Oscar Reichow as business
manager and ballyhoo boss, whatever that was supposed to mean. "For
years we writers have harped on the advantages of a ballpark in the
heart of Hollywood and to Oscar goes the chance to make something of
it," Dyer wrote.

The columnist said he knew how to make the Stars a success: "Were I
in his shoes I would ban broadcasts of home games. Giving something
away for nothing never came under the head of sound business."

How could baseball on the radio be a bad thing? 

–Keith Thursby

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Hey, Keith! Look at the little one-column ad I found in the sports section. Did The Times actually run condom ads in the 1930s? That’s a new one on me–lrh.
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Voices — Louie Bellson, 1924-2009




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Louie Bellson and Pearl Bailey at the Cocoanut Grove, July 19, 1959.

Friday August 23, 1991

Big-Band Ambassador

Louie Bellson Drums Up American Jazz as a Catalyst for Global Cooperation

By BILL KOHLHAASE
SPECIAL TO THE TIMES

Earlier this week, during the height of the attempted Soviet coup, drummer Louie Bellson voiced his concern for Mikhail Gorbachev, whom he’d met during one of the Soviet leader’s visits to this country.

"This man tried his best to further human rights," he said, "and this could take them right back to the Dark Ages." Recalling his own experiences in the Soviet Union, Bellson said he discovered the citizenry to be "a wonderful people," and, in a prayer that seems almost prescient in retrospect, said, "Let’s hope they can do something."

Bellson, who along with his late wife–singer and social activist Pearl Bailey–has long exported American jazz as a catalyst for cooperation and understanding to the far corners of the globe, is no stranger to the Soviet Union. During a phone conversation earlier this week from his San Fernando Valley home, he recalled his visit to the Russian Federation in 1985.

"I went over with Pearl and played the American embassies in Moscow and Leningrad, and they just loved it. You know, music knows no barriers. They asked if we would play with these Russians, and we said sure," he said. "They were just marvelous musicians. And I asked, ‘How did you learn this music?’ They told me they’d picked it up listening to Willis Conover on the Voice of America. These players were absolutely fantastic.

"That’s the great thing about music," he said. "It makes a great life for everybody. It brings people together. When Duke (Ellington) and Louis (Armstrong) and Benny Goodman all went over there, they went without any gibberish. All they had were some B-flats and some E-flats and look what they did. They’re still talking about them over there.

"That was always my wife’s solution," the gentlemanly musician asserted. "People coming together with love. We’ve tried war, we’ve tried this and that. But if people come together in love, they’ll learn to live in peace. And that’s what music does."

Bellson has kept himself busy since Bailey’s death last year. "It’s been a tough time for me," he said, "but I have great memories of that lady. The Lord gave me 39 years with her–what a blessing. It was a big blow losing my best friend, but music and my friends have pulled me through. I’ve been continually working."

No lie. Just this summer, Bellson traveled on his own to New Zealand and Spain, and recently spent a month playing the European festival circuit in a band with Benny Carter, Milt Hinton, Harry (Sweets) Edison, Al Grey and Marian McPartland. Earlier this year, his big-band album, "Air Mail Special," was nominated for a Grammy and he continues giving seminars and clinics at colleges around the country.

He’s also preparing to record both small- and large-ensemble albums. The drummer appears tonight at the Hyatt Newporter in Newport Beach with a group that includes saxophonist Bob Cooper, bass trumpet and valve trombonist Jimmy Zito, keyboardist Frank Strazzeri and bassist Andy Simpkins.

Bellson, long recognized as one of the most musical of trapsmen, has been known for his big sound since adding a second bass drum to his kit in 1946. But he says the revelation came to him much earlier.

"I actually got the idea in 1938 or ’39 in a high-school art class. I drew this set with two bass drums and the teacher passed me on that drawing alone. I’ve always been ambidextrous and wanted that big sound with the left foot on bass and hi-hat. So I got my thinking cap on–that’s what happens when you’re 14 or 15 and get your brain working."

It was Bellson’s sound that helped power the Duke Ellington Orchestra back into the public spotlight during the early ’50s. The drummer, who was working on the West Coast with trumpeter Harry James, remembers when the call came from Ellington in 1951.

"A wonderful thing happened. Three of us from the band–(alto saxophonist) Willie Smith, (trombonist) Juan Tizol, who composed ‘Caravan’ and myself–went up to Harry and said, ‘We have a chance to join Duke.’ And you know what he said? ‘Take me with you.’ That’s something to lose three players like that and give your blessings. It took a great gentleman to say that."

Bellson left Ellington in 1953, the same year he married Bailey, and has pretty much followed his own path since. He worked for years with his wife, led his own bands and occasionally joined tours with Ellington, Count Basie and Tommy Dorsey. Sometimes billed as "Last of the Great Swing Drummers," the ever-modest Bellson differs with that assessment on two counts.

"I try to think of myself as a complete drummer," he said. "I like all kinds of drumming, I dig country and Western, Latin music. I’m into rock like Earth, Wind & Fire and the Tower of Power band." In fact, Bellson is credited with the tune "I Need Your Key" on James Brown’s 1970 album "Soul On Top."

"Any great drummer has to keep his eyes open, has to be able to do it all. That’s the fun of it, to wake up in the morning and do something different. If not, you stay stagnant, and that’s not good for your soul.

"As far as being the last, there’s still a guy around named Max Roach, there’s still a guy around named Ray McKinley. Barrett Deems, who played with Louis Armstrong, is still around.

"I’m not the last of that group–I’m the youngest."


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Found on EBay — Bullock’s Wilshire

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These Garolini shoes from Bullock’s Wilshire have been listed on EBay. The Buy It Now price is $24.99
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Matt Weinstock — February 17, 1959




Right-Hand Waiver

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Play
No. 995 is very popular in the legal league these days. It is the
argument for dismissal of a charge against a defendant on the grounds
that the evidence was searched through illegal search and seizure.

Atty. John Hamilton made such a motion a few days ago but Judge Edwin L. Jefferson denied it and set trial for late in March.

The
judge noted the defendant had been in jail for two months and asked if
he waived the time. The puzzled defendant turned to his attorney, who
nodded.

The judge repeated, "Do you waive?"

The defendant raised his right arm, smiled sheepishly and waved at the bench.

* *

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A WOMAN
who
lives in West L.A. recommended her cleaning woman to a friend who lives
nearby, and a few days ago the maid appeared for her first day’s work.

When
she finished, the lady of the house asked how much she owed. The maid
said $10 and $.75 cents for bus fare. The housewife paid it but said
her friend had told her the bus fare was only $.58.

"Well, you see," explained the maid, who lives on the East Side, "the farther west you go the more it costs."

* *

LUCKY US
Rains are falling, falling down,
Our house may wash away.
But APCD proudly reports
"No eye irritation today."
— PEAR ROWE

* *

FINDING HIMSELF engulfed, as do many of us, by the deluge of Civil War novels, biographies, anthologies, stories and letters, writer Caskie Stinnett has bravely stood his ground and announced in a choked voice, "No war could be that fascinating!"

Furthermore,
he has determined that only a few books remain to be written on the
subject and he has obligingly filled out the bibliography with these:

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of Decision," an account of the exciting period between 3 p.m. and 3:40
p.m. Aug. 8, 1861, when Gen. J. E. B. Stuart inspected a field kitchen.

"Eagle of the Confederacy," speculation on the course of the
war if Gen. John B. Gordon, dashing young Confederate, had possessed an
air force.

"Lee, as My Father Knew Him," an analysis by the
son of one of Gen. R. E. Lee’s orderlies of the contents of Lee’s
pockets the day he rode into Appomattox.

* *

KID STUFF — Grace Payne, teacher at 6th
Avenue School, last week briefed her first-grade class on the two great
Americans whose birthdays come in February, then asked, "Who can tell
me whose birthday we celebrated this week?" Came the answer: "George
Lincoln" . . . And then there’s George Reasons, 7, who was asked to
write the opposite of "down" and "come." George, no conformist,
laboriously wrote "nwod" and "emoc."

* *

1959_0217_smog_roIRRELEVANT THOUGHT
while Sunday driving: You seldom see anyone stop to inspect historical
markers. Perhaps the time has come to strike historical markers for
those who stop to inspect them.

* *

AT RANDOM — Ad in a Hollywood paper: "Woman, 50, wants room & board in exch. for lite work, such as watching a tree grow." Peggy Rendall, who spotted it, says she gets lazy, but not that lazy . . . Does it seem odd to anyone else that the Los Angeles Dodgers hold spring training in Vero Beach, Fla.? . . . Overheard in Gardena
by H.R.: "He juggled that ball like a man with short fingernails trying
to open a fresh pack of cigarettes in the dark" . . . A Pasadena car
wash place has a sign, "We give rain cheques." Yes, cheques.  

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Paul Coates — Confidential File, February 17, 1959




CONFIDENTIAL FILE

Phony Tax Expert Flaunts Shingle

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It’s that season again.

Not the rainy season. That’s here, too, but it’s not the one I’m talking about.

I’m referring to the season when phony income tax "experts" begin sprouting up along our streets and sidewalks.

Every
spring they come out of hibernation. They camp anywhere — abandoned
store fronts, barbershops, even on their front porches. All they need
in the way of equipment is a card table, a couple of folding chairs,
and a reasonably sharp pencil.

They tack up a sign, "Income Tax Expert," and they’re in business. Ready to take the unsuspecting, confused taxpayer.

But before you get in line with the others, let me remind you of an experiment which I conducted last year.

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I sent a member of my staff on a tour of the self-styled tax wizards.

He
left the office loaded down with a mythical name, mythical occupation,
some mock W-2 forms and a set of statistics showing how much he and his
wife earned and spent during the year 1957.

The first "expert" he visited charged $21 for alleged professional services.

The
"expert’s" conclusion: In addition to the $874 which Uncle Sam withheld
from my investigator’s hypothetical $7,635 income, the sum of $98 had
to be paid to the government.

A second "expert," with the same
set of facts and figures, decided that a refund of $101 was due. And he
arrived at that conclusion for only a $16 fee.

The difference in the two prepared returns was a startling $199 to the taxpayer.

But the biggest surprise was yet to come.

My
investigator took the same figures to an established, licensed public
accounting firm and found out that he could legitimately put in for a
$302 refund.

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For the service, he paid $15 more than he paid Phony Expert 1, but he saved himself $400 in taxes.

Ironically,
the returns filled out by the self-styled experts could have been
challenged by government auditors, and the taxpayer could have been
forced to pay even more.

Poor Arithmetic, Errors

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They contained both illegal deductions and mistakes in simple arithmetic.

It’s possible that a man with no credentials who sits at a card table in a vacant building is a mathematical genius.

But the odds are against it.

I’ve
talked with private tax specialists and government tax specialists. And
to the man, they agreed that a taxpayer in search of a consultant
should take the following precautions:

1 — Pick a man or a firm with a permanent place of business.

2 — Deal only with a licensed public accountant, certified public accountant, or an attorney who specializes in tax cases.

Twelve years ago the state attorney general’s
office came out with the opinion that income tax preparation is an act
of public accounting, and these are the only persons who are qualified
under the law to figure your income tax.

But so far, no one’s been willing to spend the time and money to test the AG’s opinion in court.

Maybe it’s time someone did.  


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Nuestro Pueblo — February 6, 1939

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Citizens Chevrolet, 2030 Colorado Blvd.
I was pleased to find a little documentation of this method of advertising. I first heard about it when I interviewed Walter H. "Tim" Leimert Jr., who said his father did the same thing to advertise Leimert Park in the late 1920s.

Although "Nuestro Pueblo" reporter Joe Seewerker doesn’t give the exact address, Charles Owens’ artwork tips us off. Notice that the "feathers" of the arrow say "Wynn Chev…." I originally thought this said Wynn Chevron, but it actually said Wynn Chevrolet, which was located at 2030 Colorado Blvd.

At left, this 1959 Chevy Impala has: A radio! An oil filter! Tinted glass! A heater! White sidewall tires! Powerglide! Fully loaded for $19,325.98 USD 2007.



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Random Shot — Hollywood 1941

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Los Angeles Times file photo

Here’s another picture I found while looking for something else. It’s the
Hollywood Professional Building, 7046 Hollywood Blvd., built about 1925, in
a photo dated July 2, 1941.

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Luckily, there are all sorts of details to be discovered, like the LAPD patrol car outside the Owl Drug Co. Note the split windshield on this Ford (I think it’s a 1940, but it could be a 1938 or 1939).

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At left, a streetlight standard with two fixtures on top. This looks like a variation of the UM 1906 with fixtures that are usually used on other lights. The fellow at left, by the way, is looking at a paper at a sidewalk newspaper stand.

The stop sign, above, is typical of Los Angeles in the 1940s. Notice, first of all, that the intersection with Sycamore Avenue didn’t have a traffic signal. Also notice the diagonal stripes on the post.

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People strolling Hollywood Boulevard. It’s interesting to note the variety of fashions.

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But this is my favorite discovery: Gargoyles! I want them back!





The intersection today, via Google maps. Without gargoyles!




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Found on EBay — Haggarty’s

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This hat from Haggarty’s has been listed on EBay. Bidding starts at $29.

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February 16, 1959: Matt Weinstock

Mishmash of Muse

Matt WeinstockWhen she appeared at the state employment office for her weekly dole, a lady I know reported she’d sold an article for $15.

The clerk looked at her file and frowned, “You do free-lance writing? It isn’t documented.”

The jobless lady, accustomed to being flayed for not having found a job,
thought the clerk wanted to see the check. She reached into her purse.

“No, I mean your records here,” she said. “There’s nothing about free-lance writing.”

The lady on the dole explained she didn’t think it was necessary as she wrote only in her spare time. This, she said, was the biggest sale she’d made. Continue reading

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February 16, 1959: Paul Coates — Confidential File

CONFIDENTIAL FILE

Those Sick Minds Are Again at Work

Paul Coates, in coat and tieThe sick minds are working overtime again.

They’ve found another “cause.”

And they’re spreading the word.

This morning I received my pamphlet. It came indirectly — through a reader who was startled to find it in his mailbox.

I presume hundreds of others in Southern California got the same message of hate. The ballyhoo boys of bigotry never seem to be lacking in funds to promote wide distribution of their poison.

This time the “cause” is to block Hawaiian statehood.

Continue reading

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Sirhan Trial, February 15, 1969

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A Navy inquiry into the Pueblo incident, Gabby Hayes dies, a landslide closes the Pomona Freeway and the State Board of Education decides that a school is racially imbalanced if there’s a 15% difference from the racial makeup of youngsters in the surrounding neighborhood.
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LAPD Officer Suspended for Misconduct, January 5, 1959

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Police Officer Charles Wolf, serial No. 4115, got himself into a bit of trouble…

… at 502 S. Westlake Ave. …

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… with a "dissolute person" named Ruth Schneider.

— She was also a prostitute.

— She also got possession of his firearm.

And frankly, I’ll bet there’s more to this story that didn’t get written down.

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A 1952 article in The Times includes Officer C. Wolf among those punished for "Bloody Christmas," although it’s unclear if this is the same Officer Wolf. According to Clinton Erickson, a former officer who tracks the "End of Watch" for LAPD officers, Charles Wolf retired in 1967 and died March 13, 1969. He was 52. A nice bit of research at the city archives by Catriona Lavery, a UCLA intern with the Daily Mirror.
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Found on EBay — Williams and Walker

Williams_walker_dont_ebay This sheet music of a song performed by Williams and Walker has been listed on EBay. Bidding starts at $24.99.
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Coming Attractions — City of Seekers

Seekers The Los Angeles Conservancy is sponsoring a self-driving tour of five landmarks in the spiritual history of L.A.: Angelus Temple, the Self-Realization Fellowship Mother Center, Chapel of the Jesus Ethic, the Philosophical Research Society and the Bonnie Brae House, home of the Pentecostal movement. The tour is March 14, 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. Tickets are $10/$25/$20.

I would have been tempted to add the Hubbard Dianetic Research Foundation, 3950 W. 6th. Maybe next time.

            

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Billy Sunday Packs Shrine Auditorium, February 15, 1909

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"I am the sworn, uncompromising enemy of the liquor business."
Evangelist Billy Sunday fills the house at the Shrine Auditorium. The former baseball star died of a heart attack in Chicago in 1935.

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"You hear a great cry up and down the land about personal liberty.
Has liberty fallen so low that you have to go into the hellhole of a saloon to
hear its name spoken?" –Billy Sunday

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If you watch this video, you’ll hear Billy Sunday say that most of the bootleggers and lawbreakers are illegal immigrants.

For some people, the early 20th century is an acquired taste — in fact, some people never acquire it. But I find it fascinating, because a researcher only needs to stick a shovel in the ground to strike gold.

Unfortunately, the Sunday article is fairly hard to read. If I had the time I would transcribe it, but alas, so many stories, only one Larry Harnisch.

At left, the headline that caught my eye. Lillie Winters lived for years as a man and was discovered only after being arrested.

Unfortunately, The Times never published a follow-up story, nor can I find anything in the online newspaper archives. There’s a book in her for someone, as there was with Billie Tipton.

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Dick Ferris and the crews of his balloons, the American and the United States.

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A wonderful description of Los Angeles by air, 1909. Notice especially that with recent heavy rains, the Los Angeles and San Gabriel rivers cut new channels because in 1909, the beds weren’t lined with concrete.

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Aviation pioneer Dick Ferris dies in 1933.

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Found on EBay — St. James Park

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This postcard of St. James Park has been listed on EBay. Bidding starts at $8.99. St. James Park is in the Adams district near Scarff Street. According to The Times (Jan. 5 1896), St. James Park was established in 1892 and cost $6,049.40 ($137,939.94 USD 2007) for three-quarters of an acre.
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Matt Weinstock — February 14, 1959




A Raid, A Hunch

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Deputy sheriffs this week raided a bookmaking joint in West Hollywood with 10 telephones, indicating it was a big operation.

As the two suspects were taken into custody and evidence was gathered, the phones kept ringing.

Officers answered them and told the people not to call anymore as the place had been raided.

But the phones kept ringing and while the deputies were busy, photog Eli Ressler,
who with Ed Fleming of Channel 2 went along for the raid, picked one
up. A woman said, "I want to put a bet on–" Eli said, "I’m sorry,
lady, the place has been raided" — and hung up.

SOON THE phone
rang again and the same woman asked, "Are you the gentleman who just
answered the phone?" He said yes. She said, "I want to put a bet on the
third race tomorrow." Eli said, "But lady, the place has been raided,
the police are here."

"Are you a cop?" "No."

"All right then, take my bet — I want to bet on Channel 2 in the third tomorrow." "But lady, you can’t bet anymore." Click.

Now
there was one of those hunch bets of all time — a lady in a frenzy to
bet on a horse named Channel 2, the station from which Eli worked. He
resolutely refrained, but the word got around and from usually reliable
sources it is reported other KNXTers bet on it, presumably with their bookies. 

This is to report that Channel 2, the horse, ran 10th in a field of 11, proving you can lead a better to slaughter but you cannot make him think.

* *

THERE’S DIVIDED
opinion among writers about opening sentences of books and short
stories. Some contend the reader should be captured instantly and his
interest should not be permitted to stray until he’s hooked. Others
disagree, saying the heck with anyone who won’t read at least the first
half dozen paragraphs.

Anyway, Al Meyers came up with what he
considers the most provocative opening sentence ever written– from
Francis Yeats-Brown’s "Lives of a Bengal Lancer": "All the long way
from Bareilly to Khushalgarh on the Indus I was alone in my railway carriage with two couchant lions." 

* *

THE ENEMY PEOPLE
Moon creatures, Moon creatures
Flee while you can,
Ere you encounter
The blessings of Man.
–DAVID SELVA

* *

KID STUFF — Heather
Akin, 9, accidentally kicked a dinner guest under the table, then
apologized, "I was only trying to find a place where your feet aren’t"
. . . After playing a while with his sons Jimmy, 7, and Kenny, 3, John Aitchison, secretary to Desi Arnaz
, announced he had to go to work. They asked why — it was a holiday–
and he explained he had to go to work to make money. "Can’t you bring
the machine home," Jimmy asked, "and make the money here?"

* *

A SUBSCRIBER signing John Q. Quibble writes, "I see you boys did it again- the bannerline, ‘Crack Train Plunges Off Track.’ Why must it always be a ‘crack’ train? Don’t ordinary trains ever jump the track?"

The
dictionary states "crack" is an adjective in good standing, meaning "of
superior excellence," but I agree, this has gone too far. I plan to
consult the editor about discontinuing words that irritate people.

* *

FOOTNOTES — People blink when they see the pumping oil rigs on the parking lot of the new Broadway Del Amo,
on Hawthorne Boulevard in Torrance . . . In assembling information for
the Valentine’s Day exhibit in City Hall Tower Gallery, Ken Ross,
director of the Municipal Art Department, learned that an estimated
1,500,000 valentines went through the L.A. mails this year . . . The
guessing game has started as to the identity of the author of the book
"The Vanishing Evangelist," due out in May. It deals with the
sensational disappearance of Aimee Semple McPherson in 1929. Lately Thomas, the name used, is a pseudonym. 

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Paul Coates — Confidential File, February 14, 1959




Mash Notes and Comments

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"Dear Paul Coates:

"I
have often been told that an opinion unasked is seldom accepted.
However, as this is my opinion as constructive criticism, I hope I do
not offend you.

"On television you interview many mobsters, racketeers, etc.

"But should that fact give YOU license to wear the attire of these questionable characters?

"A
few evenings past, you were wearing a wide-striped suit, a very dark
shirt (it looked black or navy), light tie — really an outfit a
tin-horn gambler would select.

"Perish the thought that this should happen to a nice looking gentleman of your apparent good background and intelligence.

"We
still admire you, but please surrender that particular creation which
you wore to interview Mickey Cohen." (signed) Marjorie Powell Clegg, 3975 Glen Feliz Blvd., L.A. 

— Mickey Cohen! He wouldn’t be caught dead in an outfit like that.

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"Dear Mr. Coates:

"Usually you are right — but this time you goofed.

"In
reference to your recent column in which you state that you never
received a Man-of-the-Year award, I must remind you that you were the
recipient of such award from the Al Jolson B’nai B’rith Women No. 760. 

"It was presented to you in April, 1955, at Ciro’s nightclub.

"May
I add that you were not asked to bring any film stars along, and as it
turned out, you yourself were very entertaining." (signed) Mrs. Jack Sonenshine, president Al Jolson B’nai B’rith Women, L.A. 

— I know I was. But I hated myself in the morning.

* *

"Dear Mr. Coates:

"Last
Sunday evening while I was hustling papers in front of the Hollywood
Egyptian theater I noticed five beautiful girls and wealthy young women
looking at me and I heard their conversation mention you.

"Then they mentioned the name Parkey Sharkey and looking at me, they were laughing as they entered their expensive automobile.

"I do not know how they could have imagined ME being the man Parkey Sharkey.

"I
am not in the least egotistic, but I have decided to go to the expense
of getting the attached snapshot of me into your possession so that you
may be able to show, when necessary, that I am not Parkey Sharkey." (signed) Memphis Harry Lee Ward, P.O. Box 1963, Hollywood. 

— How could anybody confuse you with Parkey? He’s bald.

* *

(Press
Release) "Mr. Lenny Bruce — one of the most brilliant modern humorists
and wits in captivity — has just been added to the great lineup of
stars that impresario Gene Norman will present in a modern jazz concert
at the Pasadena Civic Auditorium Saturday night, Feb. 14, at 8 p.m.

"Bruce is not a ‘stand up’ comedian. He will bring to the auditorium all his facilities in the modern approach to humor.

"Bruce is a sort of Thoreau-type comedian. He attacks humor in a very natural sense.

"If he says ‘Go jump in the pond,’ he probably means it!" (signed) Audrey P. Franklyn, publicity, 8568 Sunset Blvd., Hollywood.

Whether he means it or not, I must admit it’s a hysterical line.


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