Black Dahlia: New ‘Evidence’ in George ‘Evil Genius’ Hodel Franchise

Your Theory Is Junk

Black Dahlia breakthrough!

Let us suppose that there was a mathematician. A retired mathematician who once taught at a major university, who published and received tenure, and retired as a well-regarded member of the faculty.

Let us further suppose that in retirement, this mathematician wrote a book and on the day of publication called a news conference to announce his stunning discovery:

1 + 1 = 3.

The way the retired mathematician derived this amazing breakthrough was not through the typical methods that have been used for millennia. Instead, the mathematician had spent hours and hours gazing at photographs and paintings of the number “1” and the number “3.”

Salvador Dali, "Persistence of Memory."

Until finally, seizing upon Salvador Dali’s surrealist painting “Persistence of Memory,” the mathematician found the proof he was seeking.

1 + 1 = 3. Don’t you see it?

To skeptics who insisted that he was wrong and that any child with a calculator could prove that 1 + 1 = 2, the mathematician would say that there was a vast, shadowy conspiracy among the calculator and adding machine cartels of the world, who were ruthlessly suppressing the facts. Indeed, much of the book was devoted to the massive “coverup” mounted by Texas Instruments, Casio, Hewlett-Packard and other office machine manufacturers to prevent anyone from learning the truth.

Once he embarked on his theory, the mathematician would go on to make other, similar discoveries: 2 + 2 = 5, therefore 2 x 2 = 5, thus rendering any number times itself an odd number. He capped his theory with the long-sought and elusive square root of –1, widely assumed to be an “imaginary” number, (or “Error” to the calculator and adding machine cartels determined to ruthlessly suppress the truth), which was 42.

Proof of the coverup by the calculator and adding machine cartels!

In the ensuing years, the mathematician built up elaborate theories about other mathematical concepts that were wrong, including the secret messages contained in five-place log tables, publishing more books, maintaining a website and delivering occasional public appearances about his increasingly complex theory, all of it based on 1 + 1 = 3 and the shadowy conspiracy of the calculator and adding machine cartels determined to suppress the truth.

The mathematician gained a number of followers, who likewise insisted that “I think he’s proved it!” and “Yes, 1 + 1 = 3.”  The supermarket media adored the mathematician, writing  headlines such as: “Math Prof Claims 1 + 1 = 3!” It was never necessary to interview anyone else about the validity of the theory. “Math Prof Claims 1 + 1 = 3” was sufficient. The mathematician  sold books (some of them self-published), gave lectures and all was well.

But not really, because 1 + 1 = 2 and any elementary school pupil who turned in 1 + 1 = 3 was marked wrong.

Black Dahlia breakthrough! Former homicide cop says dad was Black Dahlia killer!

Which brings us to the George “Evil Genius” Hodel Franchise.

Recently, author Steve Hodel has received publicity about “new evidence” in the Black Dahlia case.

Ignoring the problems of the “old evidence,” which is the foundation of everything that follows, including the “new evidence.”

And that is this: The photographs found in the belongings of Dr. George Hodel after his death – claimed in the “Black Dahlia Avenger” series to show Elizabeth Short – are not Elizabeth Short.

One might question the validity of the original assumption – that both photographs were of the same woman, and that woman was Elizabeth Short – when one of the women came forward and identified herself as Marya Marco.

The remaining and unidentified (at least for now) photo is likewise not Elizabeth Short. This is according to the family of Elizabeth Short, whom I consider definitive.

And if the spurious photo is removed, the entire George “Evil Genius” Hodel scenario collapses like a house of cards in a strong wind. Because without this spurious photo, there is nothing to show that Dr. George Hodel and Elizabeth Short ever met.

I have heard one of Steve Hodel’s presentations, and when confronted with this statement, he talked his way around it by saying that the photos  merely served to get him interested in the case and that it was irrelevant whether they were Elizabeth Short. But at that time he said he believed they were her.

The truth is that there is nothing to show that George Hodel and Elizabeth Short ever met.

In other words: George Hodel + Elizabeth Short = 0

About lmharnisch

I am retired from the Los Angeles Times
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6 Responses to Black Dahlia: New ‘Evidence’ in George ‘Evil Genius’ Hodel Franchise

  1. Cal and Lulu says:

    Very creative, obsessive, and time to retire the subject? The poor woman has been dead for close to 70 years! Great, honest reporting on the part of the L.A. Daily MIrror which has become a hallmark of the publication. There will always be opportunists out there like Hodel who won’t quit.


  2. J says:

    Larry, this was great…and you wrote this piece with the most sensible logic. Hodel is in a dream world and it actually frightens me that he was a cop. If he is this terrible about putting the pieces of Beth’s murder together, I am afraid to know the mistakes he made as a detective. I know we aren’t all perfect, and neither am I, but I really do my utmost in my investigations when I research and write about crimes. Even if I go into researching a story with an opinion of who committed the crime, or why, once I see evidence or facts that steer me away or persuade me from my originally opinions, I cannot deny them. Nor can I erase the evidence brought to my attention. A good writer, writes the truth, un-biased. I love all your articles, you tell it like it is, and that is very UNIQUE this day and age.– Keep it up!!


  3. Eve says:

    I am not very good at math, and now you have me worried that 1 + 1 might actually be 3.


  4. Sean says:

    What do you think Hodel’s deal is? Is he merely grinding an ax against a father whom he hated (and making a tidy profit) or could he possibly believe that his father did all of this? From what I understand, he claims his father was the Zodiac killer and the Lipstick Killer (which is a closed case by the way) and was creating some sort of cubist/expressionist art display in the process. Such severe apophenia and obsession would point to mental illness. I can respect a huckster who’s getting back at dad but not an outright crazy-man. He’s not even the only person who claims their father committed this crime if I’m not mistaken.


  5. Bruce says:

    Don’t worry. (I am actually a math professor!) As long as the symbols “+”, “=”, “1”, “2” and “3” have their usual meanings, “1 + 1 = 2” is a true statement, and “1 + 1 = 3” is a false statement.


  6. David says:

    Maybe Steve Hodel is just using fuzzy math. Under Common Core “investigative math”, 1 + 1 can equal 3 as long as you can effectively explain how you reached that answer. Oh wait, Mr. Hodel didn’t even demonstrate that. Never mind.


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