Feb. 13, 1961: An employee at a missile component company was studying Russian and while on a trip to New York decided to buy a Soviet newspaper to test his skill. Then he took the newspaper to work. Uh-oh.

CONFIDENTIAL TO "SICK AND DISILLUSIONED": Talk to your clergyman about an annulment. When a woman marries, she is entitled to a man for a husband. [I would love to know the story behind this item! lrh]