May 10, 1960: A lady has a recurring dream about her hairdresser failing to keep an appointment. She finds it terrifying, but Matt Weinstock think it’s funny. “I get into more darn arguments that way,” he says.

And on the jump, a long-suffering husband complains to Abby that his wife, at the age of 50, is neglecting the dirty dishes and staying up until 2 and 3 in the morning writing a romance novel! What’s more, it’s filthy!