Far into the future, villains will smoke cigarettes!

May 6, 1960: “It can be stated unequivocally that in his new album Elvis is as good as he ever was, which is better than the swarm of sickening imitators who have waggled out of the ooze in his absence,” Matt Weinstock says. 

On the jump, a mother asks Abby what to do with her sons’ pinup pictures when the minister visits.