Opening Statements in Sirhan Trial; Injured Angel Makes Comeback, February 14, 1969

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The prosecution makes opening statements in the trial of Sirhan B. Sirhan in the assassination of Robert F. Kennedy. Out of curiosity, how many Daily Mirror readers would be interested in following his trial? I hadn’t planned on it, but it’s possible.
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"Kennedy must be assassinated
before June 5." And the May Co.
opens a Carlsbad store.
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A Democratic group supports Councilman Tom Bradley in his race against Mayor Sam Yorty.
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Michael Sarne’s "Joanna" at the Fox Village in Westswood.

At left, Kevin Thomas interviews Vincent Minnelli, who is directing "On a Clear Day" with Barbra Streisand and Yves Montand. Above, a clip from "Bullitt," playing at the Pix Theatre, Hollywood near Vine. Love the sound of those engines!   

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Jim Murray and Mormon golfer Bill Casper visit the Joseph Smith farm in New York.

1969_0214_sports Baseball’s expansion years are perfect times for comeback stories. Former Angel third baseman Paul Schaal was one of those players hoping for a fresh start.

Schaal, a promising young player on some bad Angel teams, had been beaned in 1968 by Boston’s Jose Santiago and spent 12 days in the hospital and months trying to get his balance back. The Times’ Mitch Chortkoff visited with Schaal as he worked out at Huntington Beach High, readying for the Kansas City Royals’ first spring training.

"The count was 0-2. Both pitches were outside curves, but I had swung at one," Schaal said. "I had looked pretty bad. I thought [Santiago] would throw me another one." Schaal said he leaned out over the plate and Santiago threw a fastball.

Schaal’s 1968 season actually ended as a pinch-hitter against Boston. "I hit a fly ball to right field and as I ran down the baseline I tried to look at the ball," Schaal said. "Suddenly I began wobbling. That kind of scared me."

1969_0214_schaal_runover The Angels let him go in the expansion draft. His best season in Kansas City statistically was 1971 with 11 home runs and a .274 average. He finished his career in 1974 with the Angels.

"I’m sorry to leave the Angels, but expansion brings a lot of opportunities for ballplayers," he told Chortkoff. "I’m happy to be getting another chance."

— Keith Thursby

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Valentine’s Day, 1882

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Found on EBay — Bullock’s Wilshire

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This Lilly Pulitzer outfit from Bullock’s Wilshire has been listed on EBay. Bidding starts at $15.

            

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Matt Weinstock — February 13, 1959




Thorns and Fragrance

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It’s
the time of year when the two factions of the greeting card world, the
sentimental and the offbeat, resume their snarling. The
hearts-and-flowers folks have lost a little ground in the last few
years to the impudent group, but to hear them tell it they’re not
giving an inch and they predict sweetness and light will ultimately
prevail.

A couple of local boys, Bill Box and Bill Kennedy,
who represent the audacious and racy school of thought, resent having
their cartoons called "sick" art. Kennedy, interviewed in Newsweek,
says, "It’s laughing at life itself."

One of their current
numbers shows a grizzled bum with a tin cup of pencils. The caption,
"Things are tough." On the inside flap, "So be tender."

Meanwhile,
coming up strong on the inside as usual, and unconcerned about the
conflict, is the Retail Candy Store Institute, which suggests that for
St. Valentine’s Day candy is still dandy.

* *

1959_0213_paul_weeksWITH THEIR customary inspiration, the boys on the copy desk went to work between editions naming some fictitious towns, as follows:

Rano, Mo,; Farmerina, Del.; Lukmahnocav, Vt.; Phytawnfarole, S.C.; Daddyzinna, Kan.; Mahnpahzinna, Penn.; Eggsen Bay, Conn.; Ahmsoterribl, Ill.; Kildare, Md., and, of course, Hauge, Wash.

* *

MODERN MOTHER GOOSE
Sing a song of sixpence
But sing it with a sigh:
For what the heck will sixpence
Buy?
– W. B. FRANCE

* *

SOMETIMES that so-called long arm of coincidence can sneak up behind a guy and almost choke him to death.

A
week ago there was an item here about a junior high school teacher in
San Fernando Valley grimly greeting her new class on opening day of the
new semester with, "All you’ve heard about me was true!"

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A teacher at Sutter Junior High in Reseda inquired if he might be the teacher referred to, as he had said precisely the same thing to his class.

A
woman teacher at Walter Reed Junior High in North Hollywood wondered if
she was the one, as she had also said it to her new class.

Nope, it was a teacher at Patrick Henry Junior High, also in the Valley.

* *

SPEAKING OF
coincidence, publicist Jerry Hoffman called an agent for some pictures
of an actor client and received them with a note from the agent’s
secretary, Patricia Lowe, stating, "And how have you been?"

Jerry’s
memory clicked into gear and he remembered a book he’d borrowed from
her long ago — 31 years ago, he determined, incredibly. He looked in a
closet and found it — "Meaning No Offense," by John Riddell, pseudonym of Corey Ford. 


 

A robotic performance of George Antheil’s "Ballet Mecanique."


He sent it to her with a paperback duplicate for interest and this note: "’Neither a borrower nor a lender be’ was said by Polonius
but not to me. I borrowed, with the best intent, of returning quickly
what was lent. The years are fleeting, 20? 30? Now where’s the book, is
it town or dirty? I searched. I feared — my, such suspense! At last,
it’s here, ‘Meaning No Offense.’"

* *

AROUND TOWN —
Public relations note: Letters to newspaper executives from R. Hoe
& Co., manufacturers of printing equipment each included a new $1
bill for their secretaries so they’d be sure to call their bosses’
attention to the Hoe ad in Editor & Publisher. Easiest buck the
girls ever earned . . . Wonder if Jerome Kern is flipping in his grave
at what the rock-and-rollers are doing to "Smoke Gets in Your Eyes" . .
. Note from a lady in Big Bear: "Imagine all that fuss over one
disputed Abominable Snowman in the Himalayas. We get three inches of
snow up here and the place is crawling with abominable snowmen" . . . "Whatsamatter
with those Latin Americans, tearing off half of Jayne Mansfield’s
dress?" D. K. asks, "Didn’t they ever hear of the striptease?"  

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Nuestro Pueblo — Fish Harbor, February 13, 1939




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Paul Coates — Confidential File, February 13, 1959




CONFIDENTIAL FILE

Good Resolutions Behind Jail Bars

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Not all is grim behind the walls of prisons.

The
latest edition of the Menard Time — monthly tabloid put out by inmates
of Illinois State Penitentiary — has as its "Photo Quiz" question of
the month:

What resolutions have you made to make 1959 a better year for you?

Among answers was the following from inmate Bill Herrington:

"I
shall abstain from richer foodstuffs, concentrating on basic staples
such as beans, spuds and frankfurters. I shall abstain from all legal
intoxicating beverages.

"I also resolve to discipline my activities by abstaining from boating, water skiing, mountain climbing and hiking."

* *




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Florida libraries urged to remove "Wizard of Oz" as "poorly written," "outdated."


In the dank, depressing cold of Tijuana’s city jail last week, there were
also moments of levity.

A subtle one came when a small Mexican boy was passed through the clanking door into the cellblock to visit his father.

Tucked
into a holster belt strapped around the boy’s waist were two very
realistic-looking pistols. But the guard didn’t even bat an eye at
them.

* *

The Americans picked up in the Rosarito Beach gambling raid were the stars of the show — the privileged class.

They
had extra blankets, special food and the services of "runners" — kids
who’d keep them supplied with coffee, cigarettes and other jail
luxuries.

They were allowed visitors just about any time of day or night.

But in Cell 5-C was another American, not quite so lucky. His crime, he told me, was running a red light.

He
had one thin blanket to keep himself warm. He ate the regular jail
fare. He had no errand boys at his disposal, and when his wife and five
kids had come to visit him the night before, they were turned away
because it was "too late," even though others received visitors
afterward.

He called me over to his cell during one of the few quiet moments there.


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George Antheil dies. And check out the fashion photo. A well-dressed model in a room full of oscilloscopes? Those fashionable engineers!


"Being
here’s not too hard on me," he said. "But my wife. It’s real hard on
her. We don’t do too good when I’m out there working, but this — I’ve
got to get out or those kids of mine are going to get awful hungry."

Jailers Raise Ante

It was his third day in jail, the man told me.

"They
said it would take $80 to get me out," he went on. "So my wife borrowed
$80 from a friend of hers. Gave away the pink slip on my car.

"But
when she brought the money here, they said it was $24 more. I don’t
know where she’s going to get it. Even if she does, they might just
boost it up some more."

I asked him how much time he’d have to serve if she couldn’t raise the money.

"I don’t know," he answered. "They haven’t told me. But I imagine it’ll be a long time."


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Movie Star Mystery Photo


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Los Angeles Times file photo

Just a reminder on how this works: I post the mystery photo on Monday and reveal the answer on Friday. To keep the mystery photo from getting lost in the other entries, I move it from Monday to Tuesday to Wednesday, etc., adding a photo every day. I have to approve all comments, so if you’re wrong your guess will be posted, but if you’re right, you’ll have to wait until Friday. There’s no need to submit your guess five times. Once is enough. The only prize is bragging rights. 

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Los Angeles Times file photo
Here’s another photo of our mystery woman. Three people have identified her: Alexa Foreman, "Carmen" and Jeff Hanna.
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Here’s another photo of our mystery woman.
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Los Angeles Times file photo
And another photo of our mystery woman.
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Los Angeles Times file photo
Here’s the final photo of our mystery woman. She is Jacqueline White and appeared in "Narrow Margin," "Crossfire" and "Swing Shift Maisie." 

Check back Monday for another mystery photo!

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Dodger Tickets Selling Fast, February 13, 1959

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This 1959 World Series ticket has been listed on EBay with Buy It Now for $100.

1959_0213_dodgers Dodger tickets for 1959 were going fast.

The team already had grossed $1,250,000 in box seat sales for upcoming games at the Coliseum, according to business manager Harold Parrot, who talked to The Times’ Jeane Hoffman.

"It’s a terrific vote of confidence. And I think Chavez Ravine being settled helped our ticket sales," Parrott said. "People felt they could bear with the Coliseum’s drawbacks for one more season."

This guy was some salesman. He apparently asked the Dodgers to move their dugout because "60% of the reserved seats remain on the third-base side instead of behind the Dodger dugout," Hoffman wrote.

The Dodgers turned down that plan and Hoffman, always looking for a chuckle, had an explanation: "Dodger brass felt it would be betraying those who purchased box seats behind first to get a close look at Walt Alston’s bald spot."

— Keith Thursby

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Letter to Three Wives; Branch Rickey Visits L.A., February 13, 1949

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Meet Albert Brouse, opera singer, performer in "The Drunkard" and collector of all manner of antiques.

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He was active in the Horseless Carriage Club and at one time owned a fleet of early automobiles.
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California death records list two men named Albert Brouse, both born in 1906. Albert Anderson Brouse died in 1984. Albert E. Brouse died in 1979. I wonder what became of all this sheet music and early recordings. 

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The "giant screen television" had a display of 126 square inches and cost $4,529.83 USD 2007.

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Joseph L. Mankiewiwicz discusses "A Letter to Three Wives." John Wayne finishes "Three Godfathers," "She Wore a Yellow Ribbon" and "Wake of the Red Witch."

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Gail Russell has "wonderful possibilities," John Wayne says.

1949_0213_sports The Dodgers’ Branch Rickey visited California and was asked why the weather wasn’t good enough for the major leagues.

"There are several cities that could sustain major baseball — Montreal, Los Angeles, Houston, San Francisco and others," he said. "But to change the identity or makeup of the present major leagues seems a most difficult task."

Interesting that Rickey first named Montreal, then one of the Dodgers’ top minor league cities. Wonder how Walter O’Malley would have answered that question in 1949?

Rickey’s official reason for being in town was to check up on the Hollywood Stars. According to the story in The Times, the teams recently signed a working agreement.

"I can’t make champions of the Stars overnight," he said. "But I am going to help them all I can. … Next year Hollywood will be a certain first-division club and a pennant contender right on par with our own two Triple-A teams, Montreal and St. Paul. We have 70 players on the Brooklyn roster right now, which means 30 must go down. Montreal and St. Paul already are pretty well-equipped. So the Stars might surprise this season."

— Keith Thursby

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Architecture — Paul Revere Williams

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Photographs by Coldwell Banker
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The Paul Revere Williams home at 200 Fern Drive, designed for Valentine Mott Pierce, son of a patent medicine man, has been listed by Catherine "Tink" Cheney" at $3.8 million

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Matt Weinstock — February 12, 1959




Light in Darkness

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It’s
a worthwhile experience to put down whatever you’re doing for half an
hour today and read something about one of the world’s great men. It
doesn’t matter which of the books about him you read. His wisdom and
humor and particularly his compassion come through in all of them, even
in the vignettes in Reader’s Digest.

I’ve been reading Mark Van Doren’s recently published play, "The Last Days of Lincoln," which covers the last few weeks before his death.

The
end of the war was imminent and the big issue was whether the terms of
surrender should be harsh or generous. Some hotheads were for hanging
the generals and destroying the South. Lincoln patiently tried to
convey to them his feeling that such rash action would only add to the
tragedy of a divided, stricken nation.

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AT ONE POINT

Benjamin Franklin Wade, senator from Ohio, bitterly assails Lincoln.
"Be soft and you’ll be sorry. You will unmake or make yourself for
good."

Lincoln replies, "You flatter me. I have never thought of
myself as my own Maker, nor do I now . . . I shall do nothing softer
than reality permits. Reality is my guide in time of darkness."

LATER,
to Gen. Grant, Lincoln says, "I don’t find fault any more with anybody.
Not with fate, even . . . I tried to keep the war from meaning too
much. At the very least it meant enough. Half of this country had
decided to be half of nothing. But half of nothing is exactly nothing,
and the war, I still think, means all it needs to mean if it restores
those people to existence."

To Sens. Wade, Chandler and Sumner
he says, "Your only thought is about how they must learn to live with
us. You don’t appear to consider that we must live with them, and that
this will take some learning, too. I’m doing my best to remember both
parties to the divorce — a miserable divorce, if any at all, for
neither party could move away. Meanwhile, gentlemen, let us all study
to avoid a certain dictatorial tone — it may be mine, it may be yours
— that is not to be tolerated in such perilous times."

 
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* *

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FATHER & SON STUFF —
This is for those who despair of educational standards. In explaining something a boy said, "I brang it to school." Pater snapped, "What’s that!" "Oh," the boy said, "I brung it to school" . . . At the dinner table a 6th
grader repeated a comment his teacher had made in class about a state
official. His father slammed down his knife and fork and fumed, "I’ll
not have you misled about politics! I’m going to do something about
this!" "Whoa, dad," the boy soothed, "wait’ll after I get my report card."

* *

CONFUSION
in Washington note: On Page 21 of the printed report of testimony
before a Senate subcommittee on the subject, "Experimental Research in
Cloud Modification," there’s a rather classic typo "Dr. Reichelderfer of the U.S. Whether Bureau . . ." 

* *

AMID OHS and ahs
an Anaheim girl was opening her gifts after her wedding a few nights
ago. One lady, known to enjoy a cocktail, watched avidly, and when her
gift came up she exclaimed, "Melanie, you should have seen us wrapping
that package last night. It took three bottles of Scotch tape!"

* *

ONLY IN HOLLYWOOD — Tom Lempertz
did a double take and looked cautiously over his shoulder for the
little green men at a Vine Street market when he heard a man say,
"Well, if you run into anyone who can use a galaxy, let me know." The
man was referring, of course, to the new Ford model, the Galaxie. 

* *
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AROUND TOWN — While covering the flooded area in Benedict Canyon yesterday Jack Leppert,
NBC cameraman, couldn’t help noticing the sandbags propped against
doors and garages were red, green, blue and whatnot. Apparently a
sandbag salesman had given residents a choice . . . Wreckers
demolishing a building on W 2nd Street with the inscription, "Since 1918," have posted a hand-lettered sign, "Adios mis amigos."  

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Paul Coates — Confidential File, February 12, 1959




CONFIDENTIAL FILE

Social Disease Problems Bared

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Guess I might as well admit it. I’m an old man.

I’m
so old I can even remember back to the late ’30s when young men were
adequately, intelligently warned about the perils of venereal disease.

Just a few years before that, things had been sadly different.

VD was something to be spoken about only in whispers. And never in polite company.

Its
victims hid from view, and frequently from treatment. If they sought
help at all, they sought it from the second-story quacks who
specialized in "quick cures."

As a result of the "quick cures"
many of them would up crippled, blind or hopelessly insane. The
diagnosis of their infection was syphilis. But the basic disease they
suffered from, along with all of us who were not infected, was
ignorance.

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Suddenly, just before World War II, a kind of
hard-headed realism broke out all across the country. At the insistence
of responsible medical people, a campaign was launched to make us
recognize that venereal disease was one of our most serious problems.

We were taught that the only way to solve the problem was to talk about it, and speak against it.

Kids
in school began to lean the dangers of these diseases. Parents began to
learn the common sense of talking sex to their offspring. It was the
war years, and the young GIs in addition to the manual of arms were learning, from another government-sponsored manual, how to avoid contracting VD. 

It was an era of common sense.

But it was short-lived.

Because
a remarkable thing happened around that time. Medical science
discovered that penicillin was the true "quick cure" for venereal
infection.

In the years that followed World War II, we lowered
our guard. We thought the great miracle of penicillin had ended the
2,000-year struggle against the dread social diseases.

By
1951, we had become so complacent that most VD educational programs
were completely eliminated. The generation of parents of which I’m now
a member didn’t think it was necessary to forewarn their kids, as they
had been forewarned.

And so, again, another generation of youngsters has grown up in the same ignorance.

Penicillin, we thought, had wiped out VD, so why talk about it any more?

Real Facts Are Different

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The
answer to that will shock you. Today — now — 1959, venereal disease
has a reservoir of victims that runs into the millions around the
nation. A frighteningly large percentage of them are drawn from the
ranks of adolescents.

Right in your own home town, city health
officials have just warned the public that VD is again becoming a
serious health menace. And that since 1950, the number of teenagers in
L.A. who have contracted the disease has nearly doubled.

I
talked to one of those kids yesterday. He’s a high school senior. He
comes from an upper-middle-class family, a good neighborhood. His
grades are better than average. He’s a prominent school athlete and
active in student affairs.

But caught gonorrhea. A half-dozen of his fellow students were infected, too.

And, if you ask them why they weren’t more cautious, they’ll tell you they "didn’t know you could still get VD."

Nothing was told to them at school. Their parents didn’t discuss it at home.

That
happened to one high school to a total of seven kids, and maybe a few
more the health authorities haven’t found out about yet.

It seems pretty clear to me that venereal disease is something we better start talking about in polite company once again.

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Coming Attractions — Black Broadway

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Selections from black musicals from the 1920s until today will be presented Monday, Feb. 23, 8-11 p.m. at the Catalina Bar and Grill, 6725 W. Sunset Blvd. It is free and open to Actors Equity and SAG members. Info: WesternRSVP@actorsequity.org

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February 12, 1909: Los Angeles Celebrates Lincoln’s Birth

February 12, 1909: Cartoon of Lincoln's bust

The Times devoted enormous coverage to the centennial of Abraham Lincoln’s birth. Most of it is fairly predictable: Stories of Lincoln’s political career, his days as a lawyer, his boyhood, photographs and some memorial poems that are heartfelt but don’t translate to our era. These pages are perhaps most valuable to demonstrate how Lincoln was viewed a century ago.

And then a surprise. The Times published a special section on Los Angeles’ African American community using the Emancipation Proclamation as a point of departure. The section includes profiles of black professionals, civic and religious leaders, prominent women and an account by former slave living in Los Angeles. I frequently fault the city’s mainstream newspapers for ignoring the black community, but in 1909 The Times came through.

A sample:

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Found on EBay — 1936 Chauffeur’s Cap and Badge

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A chauffeur’s cap from Silverwood’s, with 1936 badge, has been listed on EBay. Bidding starts at $9.99.

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Matt Weinstock — February 11, 1959




The Flight That Got Away

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You take your profundity where you find it, and today’s significance comes from Bob Timm and John Cook, both 33, who landed their single-engine Cessna Saturday at Las Vegas after 65 days in the air, a new record.

They flew between Las
Vegas and Blythe, with occasional side trips to Los Angeles and
Phoenix. It was estimated they covered a distance equivalent to halfway
to the moon, which is better than the Air Force did with its Pioneer.

Each
morning and evening they swooped low over the Blythe airport and
refueled from a pickup truck driving 90 m.p.h. They lowered a hook to
hoist the refueling hose.

THE FLIGHT started as a publicity stunt for the Hacienda Hotel, where Timm is a slot-machine boss and Cook serves as a free-lance pilot. Somehow it just got away from everyone.

Back on the ground they were asked if they felt a sense of accomplishment. They didn’t.

"It was just something I always wanted to do," Cook said.

1959_0211_metro"It proves a light plane will stay up a long time." Timm said.

So beware, everybody, of those things that seem like a good idea at the time.

* *

ONLY IN BURBANK —
A car stalled in traffic and the driver behind impatiently sounded his
horn. So the driver of the stalled car, a lady named Madonna, got out,
walked back and said icily, "Mister, I’ll honk your horn if you’ll
start my car!"

* *

LICENSE PLATE
I tried to find the light to see
The "Land of Opportunity"
I looked into the dark and saw
The governor of Arkansas.
— ELIZABETH MEITZ

* *

IN RECENT WEEKS Reita Sones,
a working mother, has had three different baby sitters. Last Saturday
when she made no move to leave for work, Jimmy, 4, asked hopefully,
"Gosh, Mom, are you going to baby sit today?"

* *

EVERYONE HAS heard
the hackneyed legend about the bullet which misses, whereupon the
script writer has the intended victim musing, "I guess it didn’t have
my name on it."

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Jan Salter was driving on a narrow, solidly
parked street in Beverly Hills. She was forced to the right as an
oncoming car passed and her fender caught the bumper of a parked car.
As she inspected the damage, she discovered the car she’d tangled with
had the license plate letters, JAN, her name.

That’s the way the fender crumbles sometimes.

* *

AS ANYONE could have guessed, we haven’t heard the last of the town-naming game mentioned here. Try these, by Leo Bartelme of Sherman Oaks: Praise, Ala., Noahs, Ark., Trala, La., Hianlo, Mass., Uranium, Ore., Ominepa, Pa., and Sixanfourar, Tenn.

* *

MISCELLANY —
In the event Allan Dulles’ cloak and dagger boys have a few minutes to
spare, the Diners’ Club directory with the names of hotels, restaurants
and other services available to members lists on Page 25 "I.
Espionage." 2900 Main Street, NW, right there in Washington, D.C.

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Paul Coates — Confidential File, February 11, 1959




CONFIDENTIAL FILE

Somebody Does Love a Fat Man

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For years, the Fat Man had ignored those ads that flashed intermittently on his TV screen. The ones that told him to get rid of that ugly excess by exercising in beautiful gymnasiums for just a few minutes a day.

The ones that promised him that he’d end up the envy of all the guys in the block. And the idol of all the girls.

The Fat Man’s lack of interest was reasonable. Even though he was 15, maybe 20 pounds overweight, he had it made.

His wife loved him, just the way he was. So did his kids. He had a good job, a nice home, and respect from everyone who knew him.

After all, he wasn’t THAT fat. There are very few men in their 40s who don’t have at least a little paunch, anyway.

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But last month, he was laid off the job he’d held for years. A bit choosily, he began searching for a new one — for the right spot.

This week, he found it. He was told that he’d been accepted. There was only the routine of the physical.

Then, yesterday afternoon, he paid a final visit to his prospective employer and got the bad news. "The doc says you’re not a good health risk," he was told. "Too fat. Seventeen pounds of extra baggage."

The Fat Man couldn’t believe it. He walked to his car in stupor. Squeezing behind the wheel, he headed home.

Suddenly, one of the beautiful gyms loomed before him. It was on a street he’d traveled a thousand times before, but before he’d never particularly noticed it.

The Fat Man nosed his car to the curb, parked and stepped out.

"I’m interested," he told the man at the desk. "I’ve got to lose weight. Seventeen pounds. How long will it take?"

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The next 15 minutes of conversation doesn’t need repeating. It was the usual salesman-customer give-and-take routine.

Fat Man wanted a short course. The instructor pitched for a special lifetime course. Fat man said it was too expensive. Instructor said it’s cheaper in the long run. Terms are easy, too.

Finally, the Fat Man turned thumbs down. "No," he said. "I can’t see it for $300 or $400. Why, when I was a kid, we used to get all the same things you’ve got here for a $15 annual YMCA membership."

He turned to walk out, when the instructor touched his shoulder.

"Wait a minute," the instructor asked. "Before you go, I’d like you to meet another member of our staff."

Some New Atmosphere

The "other member" was the picture of health-plus. She was the kind of a woman that no man in his right mind would look at only once.

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"We’d just love for you to join," she told the Fat Man. "I’d like to sell you the course as a friend."

"A friend?" the Fat Man asked, his face reddening.

The pair sat down, and as the conversation progressed, he was gripped with a crazy, wild idea. He placed his hand on her knee. She did nothing. Just smiled.

"I like you, too," she purred, "but I’ve got a big, strong boyfriend.

"Of course," she added, "if you sign the contract, I’m sure we can figure a way to get together without him finding out."

"Why," pleaded the Fat Man, "can’t we get together before I sign?"

The girl’s eyes were wide with innocence. "Don’t you trust me?"

The Fat Man couldn’t restrain himself any longer. He burst out laughing, got up, walked out, drove home, kissed his wife, and- shaking a finger in her face — admonished:

"No potatoes for me tonight. Is that clear?" 

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Voices — Christine Collins, January 12, 1933

January 12, 1932: Letter to Sheriff Eugene Biscailuz. Walter Collins is dead. And so we complete our journey through the official documents telling the unfortunate saga of Walter and Christine Collins. I heard from a number of Daily Mirror readers who enjoyed the trek (scanning all these documents was more labor than I expected), one author working on a Collins project who was not terribly pleased that I was posting them on the Internet and from at least one reader asking “who cares?” Continue reading

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Santa Barbara Oil Spill; Don’t Change Baseball, February 11, 1969

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The Times publishes a Chuck Powers story on the Santa Barbara oil spill. Powers left The Times to become a novelist but died just before his first book, "In the Memory of the Forest," came out.
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"Anyone who says he can guarantee
his well won’t blow out is either
nuts or lying."

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"The sea began to boil. While the men watched, the boil began to advance toward the platform, stirring the ocean to a 2-foot froth."




Robert Hilburn reviews Judy Collins at Royce Hall, after "Who Knows Where the Time Goes" was released.
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The Times’ Bob Oates asked longtime Dodger official Red Patterson to
give baseball’s new commissioner some advice. "I don’t think there’s
any way to improve baseball by changing a rule–I mean any important
rule," Patterson said.

Oates asked about taking bats away from pitchers or speeding up
intentional walks or having platoons of offensive and defensive players
like football. Each time, Patterson defended the status quo.

Here’s one question and answer:

Oates: "After 35 years in baseball, how would you define its basic
appeal to the American public. What makes it the National Pastime?"

Patterson: "It is a game of real finesse and great skill. The
essence is the battle between pitcher and batter. I never cease to
marvel at the skill and reflexes of major league hitters. They have
only an instant
to judge fastball or breaking pitch and get a piece of
wood on a ball coming at such 1969_0211_sports_rospeed and doing so many different things.
The other baseball value is that it’s the same game your father played
and your grandfather. Football can’t say that."

–Keith Thursby

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O.J. Simpson vs. Pat Boone?




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The matchup between O.J. Simpson and Pat Boone probably didn’t happen.

Boone led a celebrity basketball team against some former college
athletes before the Los Angeles Stars’ game at the Sports Arena. An ad
in The Times said the team would include Simpson, then coming off his
Heisman Trophy-winning season at USC. But it’s unclear whether he
played.

The Times’ Dan Hafner actually mentioned the game, probably because
the Stars were so dreadful in the real game that followed. But O.J.
wasn’t included in Hafner’s description. Mike Garrett, Gary Beban and
Bob Klein were joined by former UCLA basketball star Mike Warren in
defeating Boone’s team.

Boone was apparently a gym rat in those days. A brief in The Times
announced that his all-stars–including Bill Cosby!–would play North
Hollywood High faculty the following night to raise money for the
school yearbook.

–Keith Thursby


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