Nuestro Pueblo: Pumpkin Church

May 26, 1939, Nuestro Pueblo

Below, Strangler Lewis vs. Toots Mondt at the Philharmonic, Aug. 14, 1924. Notice the byline: Braven Dyer, who retired from The Times in 1964 and died in 1983 at the age of 83.

Aug. 14, 1924, Strangler Lewis

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Found on EBay — Angel City in Turmoil

Angel City in Turmoil

A copy of Guy Finney's "Angel City in Turmoil" has been listed on EBay. (Note, the artwork at left is from my copy of the book, not the one listed for sale). "Angel City" is one of those self-published "tell-all" books about Los Angeles corruption like "Billion-Dollar Blackjack" and "Thicker 'n' Thieves" and has received more attention in recent years. I have a copy, but I've never read it (though I plan to) so I can't comment on how reliable it is. 

The book is listed as Buy It Now at $43.60.

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Matt Weinstock

May 25, 1959, Buddy Buddy

"You'll Never Know How Sorry I Am."

Missile Nonsense

Matt_weinstockdDon Dwiggins, this paper's aviation editor, has ferreted out a deep, dark Air Force secret — the planning behind Project Musmusculus.

One day, apropos of nothing, a Pentagon general asked his secretary, "Say, why don't we put a mouse into orbit?"

"Why not?" she said cautiously.

Suddenly inspired, he called Canaveral. "We're too busy trying to get a few things off the ground," was the reply. "Try Vandenberg."

At Vandenberg they were too busy trying to get a few things into the ground. "Try Randolph," they said.

The general called Randolph AFB and asked, "Got any mice down there we can put into orbit?"

"Must be something wrong with this phone," Randolph said. "I thought you said mice."

May 25, 1959, Negro SO THEY GOT some
mice which had never been higher than a church steeply and gave them IQ
tests and aptitude tests and analogy tests. All but seven eventually
flunked out and these were fed special diets of space cheese, checked
for subversive traits and briefed on escape and evasion in the event
they came down inside Russia. Then they were shipped to a big missile
base, put inside a nose cone and the countdown began.

The general, teeth clenched nervously on a cold cigar butt, glanced at his watch, then at the clock on the wall.

As
the clock struck 1 the general snapped to attention and saluted the
brave mice. Suddenly the smart mice got the picture and scampered down
and out of the missile. As they took off into the sunset they said,
"Hickorydickory dock to you, Dad!"

::

PEOPLE WHO DRINK too much can be awful nuisances. On the other hand they sometimes come up with unforgettably picturesque prose.

There
was the fellow who woke up with a terrible hangover, looked around, and
realized he'd spent the night on a sofa in a pal's apartment. When he
groaned the pal asked, "What's the matter?"

"I got the woo-wows," he said shakily.

"Is that bad?"

"Bad? Listen, if you ever get the woo-wows and the wonderlies together you're a goner!"

::

IT WAS NO USE trying to stop North Young from telling the harrowing tale of his dear friend Odessa Ittybit Moore, prominent socialite and gourmet.

Odessa had stuffed a large haddock with spiced Syrian bumblebees and was baking it at her Malibu beach house.
Peering into the oven, Odessa was horrified to find the fish splitting
from end to end and bumblebees rolling out onto the baking sheet.
Somehow she got most of the stuffing back in, but when she saw that
toothpicks were not going to be strong enough to hold the big fish
together she dashed to the phone and dialed what she believed was her
butcher shop.

Unfortunately, in her excitement, she had dialed a
pharmacy and when a man answered she cried, "What's the best skewer for
a splitting haddock?"

"Aspirin," the druggist replied, and poor, hungry, frustrated Odessa gave up and opened a can of California sardines.

::

May 25, 1959, Abby MR. GERTER

The 'h' sound not being in their language, the Russians call Secretary of State Herler "Mr. Gerter." — News item.

Gellow to Mr. Gerter, Ge's
Inspired this gunk of verse.
Ge should be very Gappy that
The Russ don't call gim worse.

-RICHARD ARMOUR

::

AT RANDOM — Tony
Curtis, who suffered a split Achilles' tendon, received this telegram
from Kirk Douglas, who appears with him in the film "Spartacus":
"You're a fine Roman gladiator, splitting a Greek tendon!"

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Paul V. Coates — Confidential File

May 25, 1959, Strip Convention

Confidential File

Careful, Doctor, With That 'Trash'

Paul_coatesDoctor, we've met before.

Under slightly strained circumstances, if you'll remember.

I called you into my consultation room to tell you how to run your business. That was more than three years ago.

I
tried to be tactful. But, I'll admit, a reporter's telling a doctor
what's best for the health and safety of the public is a breach of
professional etiquette in itself.

That's like a doctor telling a reporter how to cover a story. Bad manners.

My complaint — as you may recall — was that you were becoming absent-minded. Careless. Just plain negligent.

You
had gone to the post office to pick up your mail. And in it were a
bunch of little packages — the "free-sample" kind that pharmaceutical
houses are continually flooding you with.

May 25, 1959, Lynching They were drugs, doctor. Each packet bore the warning: "Caution: Federal law prohibits dispensing without prescription."

Yet
you dispensed them without prescription — right into the post office
trash can, where anyone with no knowledge of medicine could reach in
and lift them out.

And that's what happened. Fortunately, the
person who removed them was a responsible adult. She turned them over
to the authorities.

At the time, I noted that many of the pills were very attractive and colorful — not dissimilar in size and shape to candy.

And I asked you: "What would happen if a curious child noticed these samples in a trash can and decided to try a few of them?"

Now,
because one of your colleagues had the same mental lapse that you
suffered, doctor, I'm going to have to answer my own questions.

A
few days ago an 8-year-old boy was walking around his neighborhood
passing out "candy" to his friends. Prescription drug "candy."

 Some
of it resembled M&M drops, some, wrapped in cellophane paper,
looked like the soda-pop tablets that so many kids are buying these
days.

The 8-year-old walked up to a 2 1/2-years old boy on a tricycle, oped his box of multicolored pills, and offered: "Want some?"

The little boy stuck his hand into the box.

But the little boy's father happened to be in the front yard at the time.

"No candy now," he told his on. "It's too close to lunch time."

Then, for a reason the man still can't explain, he just happened to walk over to the bigger boy and glance into the box.

Today, he's a thankful man that he did.

In addition to the drugs, there were more than a dozen hypodermic needles.

The man began asking questions and, without hesitation, the boy led him to his source of supply.

Behind Doctor's Office

Yes,
doctor, it was a trash barrel. In an alley that all the kids in the
neighborhood used to go to the store. The trash barrel was directly
behind a doctor's office.

The parent, still a bit shaken, confiscated the box and called the police.

Two
officers came and fished some more hypo needles and syringes out of the
trash. But they informed the nervous mothers in the neighborhood that
— to their knowledge — there was no law to prevent a doctor from
tossing his medicines and used needles into the reach of small children.

I'm aware that most doctors are exceedingly careful in how they dispose of their unwanted drugs and hypodermic equipment.

But let's face it, doctor. All it takes is one little lapse of memory by one doctor to invite a tragedy.

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A Kinder, Simpler Time Dept: Polio

May 25, 1959, Polio

May 25, 1959

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Secretary of State Dies; Dodgers Lose

May 25, 1959, I've Been Thinking of Doing Some Writing

"I've Been Thinking of Doing Some Writing!"

May 25, 1959, Optimism

May 25, 1959, Norman Chandler

The Times seems to have gone to one of Dale Carnegie's programs and been reading Norman Vincent Peale on positive thinking. At left, we have a sermon by the Rev. Richard J. Sneed, and an editorial, above, by Norman Chandler.

"An improved airport, a great zoo, a union station, a superior baseball park, a sports arena, the redevelopment of Bunker Hill, a music center to become the core of music programs for all of Southern California, the freeways that will give us mobility, a rapid-transit system to knit our key centers together, the aqueducts that we must have — all the great components that we either have built or are preparing to build for all of Southern California — these are worth the kind of united effort that has changed our semi-desert into an amazing civilization within the short span of 100 years," Chandler says.

May 25, 1959, Cover

Above, Secretary of State John Foster Dulles dies after a long siege with cancer. The Times devoted many pages to Dulles, which I have decided not to post. If you're really interested, e-mail me and I'll send them to you.  View this page

May 25, 1959, Editorial Cartoon

May 25, 1959, 1885 Fears
Above, what America feared in 1885! View this page

May 25, 1959, Menace of World Government

Fear and paranoia are on every page of The Times…

May 25, 1959, Blue Angel

The original "Blue Angel" "has not been seen by almost anybody under 45," says Edward Dmytryk, who is directing a remake. 

May 25, 1959, TV

More Westerns coming in the fall: 25 shows running 16 1/2 hours of prime time programming per week. But there's more, Cecil Smith says.  

May 25, 1959, Asbestos

Why paint your house when you can spray it with asbestos?

May 25, 1959, Nixon Poll

May 25, 1959, Nixon
At left, Vice President Nixon leads New York Gov. Nelson Rockefeller as a potential Republican nominee for president, while  Sen. John F. Kennedy and Adlai Stevenson are closely matched for the Democratic candidate.  Above, a new biography on Nixon says Thomas Dewey urged him to abandon the 1952 race shortly before he gave the famous "Checkers" speech. View this page
 

May 25, 1959, KABC

May 25, 1959, Lummis

May 25, 1959, Officer Shooting

May 25, 1959, Comics
"Nancy" vs. "Ferd'nand" death match continues. View this page

May 25, 1959, Sports The Dodgers were battling the Milwaukee Braves for first place but were talking like a second-division team.

Buzzie Bavasi was considering bringing up some of the team's minor
league talent. "I don't hold out any hope of acquiring any top-flight
talent from another club," Bavasi told The Times' Frank Finch. "There
simply isn't any available unless you want to throw in a house and lot."

The Dodgers had plenty of ready players waiting for a chance, including Spokane shortstop Maury Wills and Frank Howard, described as "the slugging terror of the Texas League." Both of course made significant impacts in Los Angeles.

Finch called Howard a third baseman, which I assume is a typo but an
interesting one. Listed at 6-7, Howard might have been easy to bunt on
at third but I doubt you'd be able to line one over him.

–Keith Thursby

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Clues in Torso Killing!

May 25, 1929, Torso Murder

May 25, 1929: Mack Sennett's famous film duck Waddles gets an obituary in The Times!

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Found on EBay — Earl Carroll’s

Earl Carroll, Ideal Girl

At left, a page from an Earl Carroll's nightclub menu that has been listed on EBay. I'll leave it to others to compare these measurements with today's women. Bidding starts at $14.99.
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Profiles in History: Arlington National Cemetery

June 29, 2003, Tomb of the Unknowns
Photograph by J. Scott Applewhite / Associated Press

June 29, 2003: Marines march past the Tomb of the Unknowns at Arlington National Cemetery. The marble in the monument has cracked because of exposure to weather.

Hallowed Ground

Arlington National Cemetery came from humble beginnings. But 130 years later, it's America's most prestigious burial site.

August 5, 1994

By JOHN M. GLIONNA, TIMES STAFF WRITER

WASHINGTON
— On a sultry summer morning at Arlington National Cemetery, Erwin
Henry Shupp was buried on a grassy knoll as a bugler played taps and
soldiers fired a rifle volley at the sky.

At 9 a.m., just after
the bell tolled in a faraway cemetery clock tower, seven white horses
pulled a gun carriage carrying a flag-covered casket with Shupp's
cremated remains along a cemetery road, under the oak and magnolia
trees, to his waiting grave.

His friends had called him Ed, this
Army lieutenant colonel who loved to ride horses and had served as a
field artillery officer in World War II, later working as a Southern
California aerospace engineer.

But after eight painful years
fighting cancer, Shupp finally took his place alongside so many other
soldiers and statesmen here at Arlington National–the most prestigious
burial grounds in the United States.

On the same July day, 23
other funerals were held at Arlington. Some, like Shupp's, featured
military honors–a somber black gun carriage, or caisson, and an honor
guard. Others were simple affairs attended by a few family members.

Established
during the Civil War as a burial ground for Union soldiers, the
cemetery has taken in the remains of more than 232,000 Americans,
including Presidents and judges, admirals, astronauts, war heroes and
social pioneers.

Each year, 4.5 million tourists visit the
graves of President John F. Kennedy; his wife, Jacqueline Kennedy
Onassis; his brother Sen. Robert Kennedy, and U.S. Supreme Court
Justices Earl Warren, Oliver Wendell Holmes and William O. Douglas.

At
Arlington, soldiers and generals are buried side by side, fighting men
and women sharing a field of realized dreams, their marble markers
stretching out in elegant symmetry to the horizon.

"It must make
dying a little easier to know you'll be buried at Arlington," cemetery
historian Kathy Shenkle said. "One thing is for sure, you'll be in good
company for some time to come."

Indeed, the names of those
buried in Arlington's 612 acres read like some comprehensive American
history book: Arctic explorers Robert E. Peary and Richard Byrd.
President William Howard Taft. Boxing great Joe Louis. Audie Murphy,
the most decorated World War II veteran. Statesman John Foster Dulles.
World War II Gens. Omar Bradley and George C. Marshall. Scopes "Monkey
Trial" prosecutor William Jennings Bryan. And Civil War veteran Abner
Doubleday, credited in myth with the invention of baseball.

With
them are 21 Marines killed in a 1983 terrorist bombing in Lebanon, as
well as the eight men who died in the failed 1980 attempt to rescue
American hostages in Iran. And countless everyday soldiers who fought
in World Wars I and II, in Korea and Vietnam.

To join
Arlington's ranks is no easy task: Most of those buried here qualified
because they died on the battlefield, or on active military duty, or
served the country at least 20 years. Others held the nation's highest
military decorations or the Purple Heart.

"It meant a lot to him to be buried here," said one mourner at a military service. "You just can't put a price on it."

A
day at Arlington provides a peaceful break from the intensity of the
nation's capital just across the Potomac River. Boisterous onlookers
suddenly quiet as they come upon the eternal flame at the JFK grave
site and approach the Tomb of the Unknowns, guarded around the clock by
a solitary sentinel.

An average of 18 funerals take place daily
at Arlington, the second-largest national cemetery after Long Island
National Cemetery in New York. At the height of the Vietnam war, 35
burials were held daily.

At the present rate, the cemetery will be filled by the year 2025. "Nobody," one worker said, "wants to see that day come."

Every
morning, one half-hour before the first funeral, the flag outside
Arlington House, once the home of Robert E. Lee, is lowered to half
staff, where it remains until half an hour after the day's last
ceremony.

The cemetery's most elaborate ceremony, full honors,
is reserved for the highest-ranking officers and includes a rifle
salute, riderless horse with boots reversed in the stirrups, a military
band and a casket carried on a horse-drawn caisson, flanked by members
of the U.S. Army's 3rd Infantry Regiment, "the Old Guard."

Lt. Col. Albert Isler, a chaplain who presided over the Shupp ceremony, performed five other funerals that day.

"I've
seen bagpipe and harp players, gospel-singing soloists, even a boombox
playing rap music," he said. "People add their own touches as a way of
saying farewell."

Worse than summer funerals in humid northern
Virginia are the wintertime ceremonies where stern-faced military honor
guardsmen shiver under thin coats and white gloves.

"The wind
chill is 20-below, your hands are frozen, your nose is running, and you
can't do anything about it," Isler said. "But you know the family is
just as cold. They're suffering more than you."

*

Despite its present-day grandeur, Arlington National Cemetery started as a virtual potter's field.

The
1,100-acre plantation was once owned by John Parke Custis, the adopted
son of President George Washington. It was eventually willed to Mary
Lee–wife of Robert E., then a young Army officer.

In 1861, with the Civil War approaching, Lee resigned his commission rather than bear arms against his native Virginia.

Soon,
federal troops crossed the Potomac and turned Arlington House into an
Army headquarters. Three years later, the government confiscated the
property, transforming a section into a cemetery for the legions of
unidentified Union soldiers who had died at the hands of Lee's troops.

On
June 15, 1864, there were 65 funerals on the estate. By war's end, the
hillsides were marked by the headstones of 16,000 soldiers.

As
well, 482 Confederate soldiers and civilians are buried at Arlington,
near an area called Freedman's Village, where 3,800 freed slaves are
buried, their headstones marked only "Civilian" or "Citizen."

Over
the decades, Arlington has perhaps become best known for its silent
salute to four anonymous soldiers: The Tomb of the Unknowns remains the
cemetery's most symbolic site.

In a large white sarcophagus lie the remains of soldiers from World Wars I and II, and from the Korean and Vietnam wars.

"The
Tomb of the Unknown Soldier is really what made veterans first notice
Arlington cemetery," historian Shenkle said. "It's what made it a
prestigious place in the eyes of many.

"Some argue that the
cemetery's status comes from John Kennedy. But Arlington had already
achieved its stature by then. That's why Kennedy was buried here in the
first place."

While home to the country's honored dead,
Arlington National continues to capture the imagination of its living:
Shenkle is often deluged with questions about the place and its rituals.

The
post-burial rifle volleys, for example, trace to the Civil War when the
opposing armies fired such volleys to signal an end to the truces that
were often declared to allow both sides to collect their dead and
wounded from the battlefield.

Arlington is the only national
cemetery that uses horse-drawn caissons to transport remains. Flags
used to drape coffins are carefully folded in a triangular shape
reminiscent of the soldiers' hats of the Revolutionary War.

Said Shenkle: "This job is like playing 20 Questions. There's still a lot of interest out there."

Another
tradition is that of the Arlington Ladies–a sisterhood of 150 military
wives and widows from the Army, Navy and Air Force–at least one of
whom attends every funeral to ensure no soldier goes to the grave alone.

They're professional mourners.

"Military
funerals are ritualistic, rigid and just plain scary," said Pat
Thompson, who attended the funeral for Shupp, the former artillery
officer and aerospace engineer. She handed Shupp's closest relative at
the service, his wife's sister, a note of thanks from the U.S. Army for
his services.

"We've stood by our husbands for the last 30 years
while they served their country and can lend these widows a personal
touch," Thompson said. "As for the men, we say that no one in the U.S.
Army will ever die alone. One of us will always be there." Sometimes,
an Arlington Lady is the only one there.

"The Arlington funeral
is the most moving experience on Earth," said Nancy Schado, head of the
Army branch of the Arlington Ladies. "There's just something about the
forlorn look of the caisson and the sound of the horses' hoofs. It
sends goose bumps down my spine."

Eleven years ago, Schado
buried her husband at Arlington with full military honors. She
remembers walking behind the riderless horse, fighting back tears.

"You
don't get used to these funerals–ever," she said. "But it's harder
when you bury your own husband. You tell yourself nothing can hurt him
anymore. You have to go forward, like he trained you to do."

*

Arlington
National Cemetery often inspires emotion. But none perhaps as widely
felt as on the day John F. Kennedy was buried here in November, 1963.

Columnist
Jimmy Breslin, then a reporter for the now-defunct New York Herald
Tribune, was among hundreds of journalists who covered the event. On
the morning of the funeral, instead of trailing the Washington press
corps, Breslin struck out on his own to Arlington.

He
interviewed Clifton Pollard, a quiet, 42-year-old backhoe operator who
spoke about the honor of digging the slain President's grave–even if
it was his day off.

Since that day Breslin has never returned to Arlington. With typical candor, he expressed doubts about the cemetery's mystique.

"There's
no good place to be buried," he said. "Man is always attempting to add
some glory to death and is incapable of doing so. The ground speaks for
itself. It opens up. And you're gone."

But on that afternoon 31
years ago, Breslin wrote with stylish strength about the mourning of
both a nation and a widowed Jacqueline Kennedy–with Arlington National
as his stage:

This must be the worst time of all, when a woman
sees the coffin with her husband inside and it is in place to be buried
under the earth. Now she knows that it is forever. Now there is
nothing. There is no casket to kiss or hold with your hands. Nothing
material to cling to. . . .

The ceremonies began, with jet
planes roaring overhead and leaves falling from the sky. On this hill
behind the coffin, people prayed aloud. They were cameramen and writers
and soldiers and Secret Service men and they were saying prayers out
loud and choking. In front of the grave, Lyndon Johnson kept his head
turned to his right. He is President and he had to remain composed. It
was better that he did not look at the casket and grave of John
Fitzgerald Kennedy too often.

Then it was over and black limousines rushed under the cemetery trees and out onto the boulevard toward the White House.

"What time is it?" a man standing on the hill was asked. He looked at his watch.

"Twenty minutes past three," he said.

*

Now it is half-past 9 and the soldiers are carrying the urn with the remains of Lt. Col. Erwin Shupp toward the grave site.

A
lone soldier, standing straight and tall and stone-faced, beats a snare
drum, and the American flag is folded into triangles and handed to a
family member.

On a nearby hill, a firing party squeezes off
three successive volleys, the reports rolling again and again off the
white grave markers of soldiers who rest in peace here.

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A Kinder, Simpler Time Dept.: Leisure Suits, 1976

May 24, 1976, Leisure Suit

May 24, 1976: Leisure suits, 25% off. In 1977, "Fernwood 2 Night" proved that leisure suits caused cancer. What was "Fernwood 2 Night?" Ask your folks.
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Sam Maloof, Woodworker

June 14, 1959, Sam Maloof

June 14, 1959: "For me, it is not enough to be a designer only. I want to be able to work a piece of wood into an object that contributes something beautiful and useful to our everyday living."
Feb. 12, 1961, Designers
Home magazine: Feb. 12, 1961
Home magazine features Sam Maloof, W. Wes Williams and Sam Eames as "distinct individualists who yet are bound together both by the remarkable qualities which stamp their creations and by the unyielding standards which they apply to their work."

Maloof says: "When you pin it right down, a sense of what's right and what isn't is inside a person. A designer may be taught about dynamics, and interest, and scale. But there is only one sure way to learn to tell beauty from ugliness. Look at a great many things — ugly and beautiful, artistic and useful, always analyzing what qualities they have that give them their appeal. In the words of my 4year-old daughter: 'Take a picture with your eyes.' "

Feb. 12, 1961, Designers

Feb. 12, 1961, Designers

Feb. 12, 1961, Designers

Feb. 12, 1961, Designers
 
Feb. 12, 1961, Designers

Feb. 12, 1961, Designers

Nov. 19, 1967, Sam Maloof

Nov. 19, 1967: Maloof poses with one of his chairs.

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Nuestro Pueblo: L.A.’s Fountains

May 24, 1939, Nuestro Pueblo

Declared a slum in 1939, the old Central Station on 1st Street between Broadway and Hill wasn't demolished until August 1955, below.

Aug. 14, 1955, Central Station

The Central Station figured in the Carl Warr bombing case of 1912 and William  Hickman's kidnapping and murder of Marion Parker in 1927. 

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First Woman to Vote in California, Nov. 15, 1911

Nov. 15, 1911, First Woman to Vote

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Found on EBay — Batchelder Tile

Batchelder catalog, EBay This eight-page brochure of Batchelder tile has been listed on EBay. Bidding starts at $36.

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Matt Weinstock, May 23, 1959

'Save for Ball'

Matt_weinstockdThe most spirited gag of the mad spring season came to a triumphant climax this week in the Civic Center.

For a long time, fellow workers have been aware that Doarwell
Ball, a pressman, is a scrounger. When a heavy piece of equipment was
shipped into the plant he would scribble, "Save for Ball," on the
packing cases. Later he would salvage the usable wood and take it home.
He is a man of many do-it-yourself projects.

Several weeks ago the inscription appeared all over the wood protective structure around the building being demolished at 2nd and Broadway. Some of the notices are still there.

Then it appeared on a similar safety wall around the State Highway Division construction project at 2nd and Spring. It's still there, too.

May 23, 1959, Mirror Comics  SPECULATION,
as the saying goes, was rife. Many persons thought the notices were
written there by construction crews and indicated that the structures
were destined for demolition by the "headache ball," the heavy metal
ball swung by cable from a crane to break up buildings and concrete.

Meanwhile, a "Save for Ball" notice has appeared on a streetcar in Watts and others on auto-wrecking yards in Colton and near Palm Springs. The phrase was taking on the aspect of another "Kilroy was here."

Then
this week it appeared mysteriously in huge white capital letters on a
ninth-floor girder of the colossal state building being erected at 1st
and Broadway – a masterpiece of devilry.

Truly, Doarwell's friends have been having a ball.

::

AT EASTERNER
visiting L.A. took his nephew Nicky, 7, a local product, to the beach
and Nicky went to work building an elaborate sand castle. He put a
ditch around it, explaining this was a moat. Then he patted down a
large flat area nearby.

"What's that?" asked his puzzled uncle.

"That's the parking lot," Nicky said.

::

May 23, 1959, Mirror Sports EXPLANATION

I think I know why TV stars think video a gem —
They can reach ten million folks who can't get back at them.

-PEARL ROWE

::

ONLY IN L.A. — During intermission at "Two for the Seasaw" at the Biltmore Theater, Hank Osborne, standing in the lobby, faintly heard the Dodger baseball broadcast.

He
finally traced it to a woman wearing a huge picture hat with fruit and
vegetables on it. She was holding a tiny transistor radio to her ear
under the hat.

"What's the score?" Hank asked.

"That's what I'd like to know!" she snapped. "He hasn't given it!"

::

SPEAKING OF which,
things were a little nervous around the courthouse this week as a
result of the threat notes sent 10 judges and court attaches by Elmer
D.Simrell, 48, fugitive sought by the FBI.

The situation could
have become explosive. A lawyer, as a joke, said he planned to stalk
into the courtroom of one of the threatened judges wearing a mask and
brandishing a water pistol. In the nick of time thepressroom people dissuaded him.

::

May 23, 1959, Abby IT DIDN'T GET
in all the papers but the other morning someone left a newborn baby in
the women's rest room on the main floor of the smog-smudged Hall of
Justice.

Later in the day newsman Tom Cameron was riding down in
an elevator and heard the operator say to a passenger, "Did you hear
about the baby they found downstairs?"

"Alive?" the passenger asked.

"Yes," was the reply.

Whereupon
a voice in the back of the car sounded off, "Those parents certainly
didn't have the welfare of that child in mind or they would have left
it in the new courthouse."

::

FOOTNOTES —
The Overseas Press Club Bulletin had a headline, "Togetherness Strikes
Again" — about AP and UPI, rival wire services, getting together at
the urging of editors to work out a uniform style in news stories …
Remembered line by HalKanter: "It isn't the duty of the toastmaster to bore the audience but to introduce those who do" … The youngsters in La Mirada play "Chicken!" on bicycles, a spy reports. They race full speed at each other and the first one to turn off is a rooster's friend.

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Paul V. Coates — Confidential File, May 23, 1959

May 23, 1959, All Our Plans

"All Our Plans … in the Hands of a Woman With a Gun!"

Confidential File

Mash Notes and Comments

Paul_coates"Dear Mr. Coates:

"Last
Friday night, when I was exiting from my room, a beautiful 19-year-old
Mexican senorita stopped me and proposed marriage to me.

"She said that if she married an American in the United States she would be able to stay here in this country.

"Paul,
a thing like this would never have happened to me if it weren't for the
fact that our nation has put so many of our eligible young men in
uniform and shipped them overseas. She was truly a beauty, thin and
graceful.

"In all my 57 years I have never sufficiently impressed any woman enough for her to consider becoming my wife.

"You can imagine my surprise.

"Paul, after talking to this young lady for several minutes, I asked her, 'Have you got a lot of money?'

1959_0523_mirror_cover_thumb "She replied, 'Not any.' Then I told her, I'm sorry, young lady, we can't get married.'

"She smiled and vanished.

"If she had had a thousand dollars I would not have hesitated for a minute."

(signed) Memphis Harry Lee Ward, P.O. Box 1963, Hollywood 28.

—That's the trouble with you, Harry. Too impulsive.

::

(Press Release) "Advice to Los Angeles Dodger baseball fans attending games at the Coliseum — LOCK YOUR CARS!!

"Two KMPC staffers have had their vehicles looted during recent Dodger games at the Coliseum.

"On Monday evening at the Dodger-Cincinnati Redleg game, John Dickson's convertible was entered and pilferers made off with a pair of binoculars.

May 23, 1959, Murder-Suicide "At Sunday afternoon's Dodger-Braves fracas Johnny Grant's Thunderbird was broken into and thieves made off with two sweaters, a pair of baseballs autographed by the New York Yankees and a pair of horsehides with the Braves' signatures affixed.

"The robbers apparently overlooked two balls autographed by the Dodgers."

(signed) Publicity Dept., Radio Station KMPC, Hollywood.

–Overlooked, hell! There's no market for them.

::

"Mister Paul Coates:

"For
some years I have been an interested follower of the motion pictures,
theater, radio and television. Throughout these years I have known and
loved many able performers and talented entertainers.

"Now I am forced to decide that I cannot watch television nor listen to the radio any longer.

"I have reached a position in which I simply cannot longer endure the Bufferin, the Anacin, The Man Who Thinks for Himself, nor The Dog Who Owns a Ford.

"Among
many millions, this outrageous insult to one's intelligence, this
mockery known as commercials, until I know I shall go berserk if I
should continue as a viewerin the future.

"To avoid going mad as a hatter I must bid you and your colleagues adieu.

"Please do not consider me a sort of demented crank or neurotic malcontent.

"I
am reasonably normal in my views and have neither ax to grind nor
political or commercial position to maintain nor to sustain me.

"I
simply feel that if I must be subjected to any more stomach pills or
cleansing products with such tyrannous emphasis, I shall uncontrollably
smash my television set with the heaviest piece of furniture available
which I can lift."

(signed) Robert W. Findlater, 3036 Shrine Place, L.A.

–Don't throw just any piece of furniture. Throw a Riviera Convertible Sofa. They sponsor me.

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A Kinder, Simpler Time Dept.: Groucho Marx in Person

May 23, 1974, Groucho

May 23, 1974: Groucho Marx makes a live appearance at a showing of "Animal Crackers."

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Crash Kills Drag Racer at Dead Man’s Curve, May 23, 1959

May 23, 1959, Dead Man's Curve

Dead Man's Curve, Sunset Boulevard West of Groverton Place

Dead Man's Curve: Sunset Boulevard west of Groverton Place

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Will TV Viewers Pay to Watch the Dodgers? May 23, 1959

May 23, 1959, Baseball My family grew up around the television. I'm not particularly proud of it, but it's the truth. We constantly watched something–whether it was news, cartoons, movies or sports. Lots and lots of sports.

We had the first subscription on the block to "ON TV," an early pay service that carried Dodgers, Angels, Lakers and Kings home games. The idea was so new there were no commercials between innings, so we watched the Dodgers or Angels run onto the field and prepare for the next batter. Sounds simple now, but it would have been considered Space Age magic in the late 1950s.

The Dodgers' move to Los Angeles quickly made television sports a growing industry. Dodger games against the Giants were televised from San Francisco but companies were already discussing the possibilities of pay TV. The Times' Don Page wrote about one company's plans and they sounded a lot like some of Fox's experiments to enliven baseball coverage.

"But back to ITC's plans. It has experimented with a periscope camera concealed in the pitcher's mound. Other experiments include special cameras located in the ground directly under the batter. … More use of zoomars and outfield cameras have been tried," Page wrote.

How much would this cost the viewer? Between 25 cents for a taped replay to a buck. I know at least one family that would have signed up.

–Keith Thursby

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Woman Tells of Being Shot by Stalker; Dodgers Beat Giants, May 23, 1959

May 23, 1959, I'll Be Darned

"I'll Be Darned."

May 23, 1959, Ambush

"It was about dusk when my mother and I and my 5-year-old son, James H., returned from shopping. For months I had been living in fear for my life at the hands of Mr. Mason…."

May 23, 1959, Cover
Customs agents arrest 11 smugglers in anti-Castro plot — including a woman pilot in toreador pants! View this page

May 23, 1959, Baptists

May 23, 1959, Oviatt's

May 23, 1959, Stabbing

An attempt to stop youths from breaking bottles in an alley leads to a fatal confrontation …

May 23, 1959, Slash
MTA labor troubles … and a killer slashes his throat during a court recess  View this page

May 23, 1959, Comics
"Nancy" vs. "Ferd'nand" comics death match continues. View this page

Feb. 24, 1959, Stadon

Feb. 24, 1959, Jessie Stadon painted under the name William Dampier …

May 23, 1959, Correction

… actually, no, she didn't.

May 23, 1959, Chavez Ravine

"Recitation from the Old Testament was billed as relief for constipation."

May 23, 1959, Suicide 1959_0523_suicide

May 23, 1959, Sports
Dodgers win against the Giants in the 13th inning.  View this page

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