Matt Weinstock, Jan. 12, 1960

Jan. 12, 1960, Abby

Rainy Day

Matt Weinstock           Some people I know were sitting contentedly in front of a crackling wood fire, sipping soothing beverages, during the rain Sunday and somehow got around to making up variations of “the rain in Spain falls mostly on the plain.”

          One came up with “the rain in Champlain falls mostly on the grain,” but he was shouted down — too contrived. 

          Another suggested that “the snow on the Po falls mostly on the Po people,” but this was considered too sneaky.

          In fact, the only paraphrase conceded to be authentic was “the sleet in Crete falls mostly on your feet.”

          Hail, fog and mist also got a weak workout, to no avail.

          One brave fellow announced he was working feverishly on “precipitation” and his frustrated colleagues promptly shoved him out in it.

 

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Jan. 12, 1960, Daddy Grace           THE WEEK END also was marred by a TV commercial in which Bill Welsh, obviously with a gun at his back, declared that a certain soft drink “happies up your thirst.”

          It is no longer notable when ad copy writers, seemingly dedicated to debasing the language, use another adjective as a verb.  It is only a matter of degree.  This one clearly is worse than the cigarette which “gentles” the smoke.

          To keep the record straight, the dictionary does list happy as a transitive verb but it also states this usage is obsolete.  And it makes life awfully tough on teachers trying to jam a little grammar into the kiddies.

 

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                PAYOLA BLUES

There’s no use in complaining,

friends,

When big stars, in scandal,

                are named;

No matter how much we

                may protest,

Even pictures are framed.

–CARROLL VAN COURT

 

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            LIFE CAN BE particularly confusing to day workers, those hundreds of women who sleepily ride the early morning busses to go to different homes each day to clean, wash, iron, baby-sit or serve as maids.

          A matron phoned a friend in Westwood the other day and the maid answered, “Murray residence!” “No, Carter residence!” she quickly corrected herself.  “Oh my gosh, it’s Friday!” she exclaimed, “I mean Brown residence!”  Which was what the caller was sure she’d dialed.

 

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image            EVERYONE WHO lives in the San Fernando Valley knows about eerie sounds in the night.  Usually it’s Rocketdyne blasting off, testing a new missile fuel.  The roar, emanating from the plant in the Santa Susana hills, is deafening.

        Greg Richie, 4, was distracted the other night from his cartoon by the spooky sound of the strong wind.  He listened a moment then said, “It’s all right, mommy, it’s only Wocket dyne!”

 

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          NOW AND THEN the notion takes hold that photographers aren’t really daffy, that they’re as normal as anyone else.  But somehow they manage to prove otherwise.

        While waiting for some people in the news to arrive at International Airport, Jim Harris noticed the insurance machines all over the place and said to Bill Kiley, “If I ever go up in a plane, I’m going to take out lots of insurance.  Then I KNOW the plane won’t crash — I never win anything!”

 

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        AT RANDOM — People wondering what to do with their used Christmas cards can do a good deed by sending them to the Rev. C. Walberg, Box 190, Redondo Beach.  He’ll send them to children in Korea and Formosa . . . Basketball fanatics are muttering over what they consider inadequate coverage of the greatest sport of all.  And if the SC-UCLA game this week doesn’t fill the Sports Arena they’ll make louder noises . . . Car salesmen are telling about the two auto thieves who met at a big West Side market.  One said, “What are you doing here?”  The other car thief replied, “Oh, I’m in the market for a new car” . . . The Department of Animal Regulation’s monthly bite report lists the year’s first ocelot chomping. 
 

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Paul V. Coates – Confidential File, Jan. 12, 1960

Jan. 12, 1960, Mirror Cover
Bishop Sweet Daddy Grace, founder of 700 Houses of Prayer for All People in America and Cuba, dies at 234 W. Adams Blvd.

Traffic Tickets Costly in Time


Paul Coates    It was suggested yesterday by an anonymous but thrift-conscious Los Angeles city councilman that City Hall employees cut down on their coffee breaks and shoulder up to their duty of giving maximum service to taxpayers.

    And I, as a taxpayer, agree with him.  In fact, I think he’s just scratched the surface of the problem.

    You ask me, I say a full-scale investigation into the habits of city personnel is in order.  From my casual knowledge of their department, I suspect that a lot more abuses of the eight-hour day will be uncovered.

    Have you ever considered, for example, the amount of time completely wasted by a motorcycle officer when he stops you for a traffic violation?

    Police brass will deny it, but I strongly suspect that the officers’ pattern of behavior is charted in a top-secret police manual and part of the compulsory instruction given rookies at the Police Academy.

    It’s too much to believe that all those men in leather jackets go through that same lengthy ritual by coincidence.

    The procedure is this:

    After motioning suspect’s vehicle to curb, officer parks his motorcycle 10 feet to rear.  Officer dismounts with studied, deliberate nonchalance (15 seconds), casually inspects his bike (20 seconds), gives his front tire a critical kick (5 seconds).

    Officer then carefully removes his goggles (10 seconds) and his gloves, one finger at a time (2 seconds per finger, which in most instances amounts to 20 seconds).

    Officer then checks his two breast pockets, two slash pockets in uniform breeches, then right rear pocket, before locating citation pad in left rear pocket.  (20-25 seconds allowable time.  If less, officer should drop ballpoint pen long enough to make up difference.)

Jan. 12, 1960, Finch Trial     Make notation of license number (10 seconds).  Advance toward offender’s vehicle unhurriedly, allowing enough time for driver’s guilt feelings to build sufficiently (45 seconds).  Clear throat (10 seconds).  Study offender seriously, achieving, if possible, expression of resigned disgust (15 seconds).

    Then, make polite greeting to fit the occasion, e.g., “Good afternoon, Madam.  Lovely day.”  Or, “Good evening, Sir. Beastly weather, but I suppose we need the rain.”

    Allowing no more than 15 seconds for pleasantries, officer then proceeds to write ticket with dispatch.

    The cost of the entire operation to taxpayers is 3 min., 10 sec.  Multiplied by the number of tickets a policeman is required to write every day, you can see that motorcycle officers are wasting much valuable time which could be far better spent in ferreting those Mafia rats out of their holes.  Or at least, in patrolling the general vicinity of Rondelli's..

    As far as the Fire Department is concerned, I’ve got no complaints, other than that at a very minimum expenditure, they could grease those poles so they’d get down a little faster.

Caffeine Vacation

    As a Mirror News article on the situation pointed out yesterday, every minute costs. According to the article, two daily quarter-hour coffee breaks total up to the equivalent of an extra three weeks vacation a year.

    Add to this an average of three trips a day to the City Hall ladies room by each female clerk-typist for the sole purpose of straightening her seams, and it’s evident that we taxpayers aren’t getting our money’s worth.

    I’d also estimate that department heads waste at least three hours a week trying to convince their secretaries that their wives don’t understand them.

    This results not only in a serious loss of man-hours, but if allowed to go unchecked, it could result in office gossip, which naturally detracts from the general efficiency.

    In my job at the Mirror News, I’m entitled to the usual two coffee breaks.

    But I’ll tell you the truth.  I’d rather pass them and take the three weeks all at once.  You know, if it’s all right with my managing editor.  Anyway, coffee keeps me awake.

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A Kinder, Simpler Time Dept.: Your Movie Columnist

Jan. 12, 1950, Hedda Hopper 

Jan. 12, 1950: "Judy Garland has been out of 'Summer Stock' for the past few days due to illness. So, before those rumors get rolling again, here are the facts. I checked with other members of the cast, and they told me that Judy couldn't have been more cooperative during the entire picture. A series of strenuous dance routines has been draining her energies."

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Murder Trial Attracts Crowds

Jan. 12, 1960, Finch Trial 

A detective describes finding blood in the car driven by victim Barbara Jean Finch.

Jan. 12, 1960, Finch

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Jan. 12, 1960: The trial of Dr. R. Bernard Finch and Carole Tregoff attracts long lines of spectators, and some of them are regulars. But they're harmless, courtroom bailiffs say.

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Shrine Auditorium Burns to the Ground

Jan. 12, 1920, Briggs

“Ain’t It a Grand and Glorious Feeling?” by Clare Briggs.

Shrine Auditorium

An undated postcard of the old Shrine Auditorium.

Jan. 12, 1920, Shrine Auditorium Burns

Shrine Auditorium

Another postcard of the original Shrine Auditorium.

Jan. 12, 1920: "Shrine Auditorium, for more than 12 years an architectural and historical landmark and the largest hall in Los Angeles, was burned to the ground by a fire that started a few minutes before 3 p.m.," The Times says. The auditorium opened in 1907, but not in time for the city’s famous Shriners’ convention of that year. The second Shrine Auditorium opened in 1926.

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Woman Blames Movie Violence for Attempt to Kill Family

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Jan. 12, 1910: Freed killer Alma Bell went to see a movie about a woman who stabs her boyfriend and attempts suicide. Afterward, she tried to shoot the family that had taken her in. 

Nov. 17, 1909, Alma Bell

Nov. 17, 1909: Alma Bell is accused of killing her lover, Joseph Armes. She was found not guilty by reason of insanity. 

Jan. 12, 1910, Manhole Covers
More sewer gas explosions blast manhole covers higher than the trolley wires.

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Edgar S. Smith is struck by the propeller of his airplane.

Jan. 12, 1910, Winners 

Louis Paulhan flies 8.75 miles; Glenn Curtiss gets airborne in 98 feet.

Jan. 12, 1910, Aviation Meet

Jan. 12, 1910:  Glenn Curtiss "was the first to carry a passenger, taking up his manager, J.F. Fanciulli, for a flight of a mile, which he covered in 2 min., 6 seconds, his speedometer, patterned after wind gauges used by the weather bureau, registering a high speed of 55 mph.”

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Matt Weinstock, Jan. 11, 1960

  
Jan. 11, 1960, Peanuts

News for Nose


Matt Weinstock            
There may be some question as to whether the world is ready for them, but odoriferous movies are here.

          Patrons of the art of motion pictures have already been exposed to Smello Vision and now before me is a handsomely illustrated brochure and a 20-page press release on the film “Behind the Great Wall” in AromaRama, which will be unleashed on L.A. audience this week.

          The 20 pages of mimeographed copy which proclaim this awesome event are heavily scented, even at arm’s length.  Offhand I’d say it’s somewhere between Boudoir and Striptease.

          Leaving no holds barred to get the message across, the brochure lists as the film’s Aromatic Personae (yup) such exotic fragrances as Streets of  Hong Kong, Fishing With Cormorants at Kweilin, Honky Tonk Odors, Rustic Barnyard, Tiger, Chinese Banquet, Sour Wine, Storm, Earth odor and Fireworks.

 

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          YOU SAY YOU’RE curious about a tiger’s odor?  Tell you what I’m going to do.  Reprint the explanation:  “The tiger in nature has an odor which is very distinct and which is authentically reproduced here.  It is the musk of the jungle tyrant.  Oddly enough, samples of this odor have had sensational effects when released in the presence of ordinary pussycats.”

          Having finished with the press material I slid it into the basket but the odor apparently will linger indefinitely and if someone with a suspicious mind comes into the room I’m dead.

          All I can say is, “Hold that tiger!”

 

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          ON ENTERING a Hollywood restaurant which is rather dark inside, a man named Frank noticed that a bright beam of sunlight was shining through a wall ventilator onto the floor, giving the area a kind of cathedral aspect.  He grabbed the arm of his companion, a fellow named Mac, and warned “Don’t step through that!  You’re liable to set off a series of hallelujahs!”

 

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FROZEN ASSETS

His bed is cold and empty

As he paces the midnight

                floor;

Shall he fire his avocados

When they’re 5 cents at the

                store?

                                –GINNY LENZ

 

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          I’VE JUST finished reading Richard Armour’s book “Drug Store Days,” a charming and funny account of his boyhood.  His birthplace was San Pedro and of this natal milestone he writes, “I was born in the early hours of the morning and had breakfast in bed.”

          In 1912, when he was six, his family moved to Pomona, where his father, a quixotic pharmacist, took over his grandfather’s drug store, founded in 1890.  A few years later Richard was a cog in this mad enterprise, first as a janitor, then as an apprentice suppository maker, delivery boy with a Smith Motor Wheel and as a soda jerk.  I read this part very carefully, as I too was once a soda jerk.  Of course, this was before the word had its present sordid connotation.

          But I found a glaring omission in Dick’s account of his career at the throttle of the carbonated water.&#
0160; He failed to settle a controversial point among us old soda jerks.  What about the maraschino cherry on a banana split?  Does it belong there atop the whipped cream or doesn’t it?  I say no because it detracts artistically from the effect of the snow-capped chocolate, vanilla and strawberry ice cream, which should stand serene and alone, like the Himalayas.  Of course, if some jerk is volcano minded, I say let’s drum him out of the club.

 

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          IT WAS recently reported here that Marcie Yarmish, 7, had a deep yearning to become a dummy in the May Co. window.  Her mother didn’t dissuade her, guessing the phase would pass.  It did.  Someone gave Marcie some modeling clay and now she intends to become a sculptor.  The other day she made a male hippopotamus.  Her mother asked how she could tell it’s a male.  Marcie retorted, “Can’t you see he has flat heels?”

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Paul V. Coates – Confidential File, Jan. 11, 1960

 
Jan. 11, 1960, Mirror

War Victim Wants to Find Her Friends

 

Paul Coates    Her name was Betty Straus.  Nazi boots marched into her small village of sHeerenberg, Holland, when she was 13 years old. 

    At first, the occupation troops weren’t too bad, weren’t too brutal.

    The oppression was something that increased by degrees.

    But for Betty and her family, the degrees came more frequently than for most of her schoolmates and neighbors. The Strauses were Jews.

    There were special rules for them.  They had to be in by 8 o’clock at night.  If they had bikes, the Nazis took them.  They took their copper, silver and gold.

    These were the first steps.

    Then, all those of Jewish descent in the community were forced to wear the Star of David badges on their chests at all times.  That made it easier for the occupation forces to pick them out for special treatment.

     Gradually, they took stores and homes and businesses away from the Jewish families.  Betty’s father’s store was among the first to go.

    Next, it wasn’t just possessions that they swallowed up.  It was people.  They’d pick them up and lead them away to slave labor camps and concentration camps.  There again, it was done by degrees.  The men between 18 and 35 went first.

image    On Feb. 11, 1943, the word was spread that the Germans were going to take away all the remaining Jews, the youngsters like Betty and her brother and sister, the old ones like her parents.

    So that night Betty’s father wrapped his three remaining children (one, who had been a major in the Dutch Army, was already in a concentration camp) in their warmest clothes and led them into the forest.  He supplied them food and a note to a friend in another village who might hide them.

    Betty’s father insisted on staying behind.  He had been a leader in the small community.  “I can still help some of the others,” he said.  Betty’s mother stayed, too.  She wouldn’t leave her husband.

    A short time later, both died in concentration camps.

    Betty and her brother and sister moved from place to place, wherever they found fellow countrymen willing to risk their lives by hiding them.

    Once, the two girls were separated from their brother.  But a short time later, they joined him in a farmer’s barn, just three miles from the German border.  It was to be their home for the next year and a half.

    The girls were moved there by the underground.  They arrived just a few days after an American Air Force navigator named Albert Stern, whom the underground saved after he was shot down, was moved out.

    Betty’s brother talked about Stern, the American from Pittsburgh.  She had studied English in school and said how much she would have liked to have met an American.  Then, in the spring of 1944, she got her chance.

    One night, a U.S. bomber crash-landed in a meadow near the barn.  Most of the crew had bailed out, but two — Merle Spinnet, the pilot, and Carl Glassman, a navigator — stayed with the ship.

    They were moved in with Betty and her brother and sister.  Betty, in her halting English, was the first, in fact, to inform the two confused airmen that they were in Holland, not Germany, and were in friendly hands.

    In the five days that the men shared the hide-out, Betty learned a lot about them, and about America.  Spinnet, tall, blond and 21, wanted to become a dentist.  She remembers that.  Glassman, short, thin and 23, was from the Bronx.  They taught her to sing the Army Air Corps song.

    On the fifth night, the airmen were secreted out by underground forces and taken to the southern part of Holland.  It wasn’t too long after that that Betty was liberated.

 

Letter, Food, Gifts

 

    After the war Betty’s brother got a letter from Stern, reporting that he eventually was captured and later freed by advancing Allied forces.  Betty and her brother also got a big package of food and gifts from Spinnet and Glassman.

    After the ’52 floods in Holland, they heard again from Stern.  He sent a telegram asking if they needed anything.  They thanked him and replied that they didn’t.

    Then they lost track of each other.
  Betty married another Hollander, Rudi Cohen.  Three years ago, she and her husband came to this country.

    They live in Los Angeles now.  He works as an electrician.

    She called me yesterday and asked me if I might help her locate Stern or Spinnet or Glassman.  She thought it would be nice to meet them again and relive some of the few pleasant moments she spent as a fugitive from Hitler’s hate.

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A Kinder, Simpler Time Dept.: Your Movie Columnist

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Jan. 11, 1949: Hedda Hopper says, “The National Legion of Decency rated ‘The Paleface' 'adult fare only.' Seems they object to the light treatment of marriage but otherwise praise the picture.”

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Paulhan Takes First Day of Aviation Meet

Glenn Curtiss, 1910 
Los Angeles Times file photo

Glenn Curtiss at the Aviation Meet, 1910.

Jan. 11, 1910, Aviation, Clothing

 Jan. 11, 1910, Engine

Lt. Beck inspects a Gnome engine.

Jan. 11, 1910, Aviation Meet

Jan. 11, 1910: The Times says of Louis Paulhan, who flew 10.75 miles: "Handling his steering apparatus with one hand and waving nonchalantly at the crowd with the other, he drove his monster flying machine without a falter over the parked automobiles, over the boxes containing more than half the society people of Southern California, over the grandstand itself, into the wind, across the air currents — and, in fact, did everything that was possible for him to do except chase his tail like a dog or turn a somersault as did the Montgomery glider."

Jan. 11, 1910, Aviation Meet 
The racing balloons New York and Peoria are launched at Huntington Park and land in Colegrove.

Jan. 11, 1910, Eastside Beer
Going for a drive? Take Eastside beer.
Jan. 11, 1910, Aviation Meet image "The [dirigible] driven by Beachy first took flight. It rose slowly into the air with a sort of awkward grace, dipping and rising as though breasting the invisible waves of air, its big propeller churning and chugging. It seemed like a fussy fat man."

Jan. 11, 1910, Aviation 
A remarkable contrast: Airplanes and sheriff’s deputies on horseback.
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Race results for the first day.

Jan. 11, 1910, Paulhan Paulhan “is expected to make a flight for height today in his second appearance on Aviation Field.”

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A Kinder, Simpler Time Dept.: Your Movie Columnist

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Jan. 10, 1948: Hedda Hopper says, “Roy Rogers and Dale Evans get back here from their honeymoon Jan. 17. They will settle in their new town house, then bring Roy's children in from the ranch to live with them.”

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Rock Is on Its Way Out

Jan. 10 1960, Stan Freberg
Don Page features Stan Freberg's "Payola Roll Blues."

   Jan. 10, 1960, Freberg

 

Jan. 10, 1960

Don Page did not dig rock 'n' roll music.

How else can you explain these opinions, looking ahead to radio in the 1960s.

"There are signs (if my mail is an indication) that the teen-ager is getting smart and realizing there are other things in life besides rock 'n' roll and hot rods," Page wrote. "If this is true, then radio is in for a swingin' era during the 60s. The accent will be on good music, top sports and expanded news coverage."

Man, he must have been disappointed. Any 1960 teens out there who were giving Mr. Page the wrong idea?

–Keith Thursby

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Lure of the Desert Is Too Much for Prospector

Jan. 10, 1920, Briggs

“That Guiltiest Feeling,” by Clare Briggs.

Jan. 10, 1920, Bandit

Jan. 10, 1920: The old prospector just wanted some money for a grubstake to go back to Mexico. "The lure of the desert proved too much for me," says James Barker, 70, a man with long prison record who tried to hold up an  auto accessory store at 1227 S. Main St.

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Glenn Curtiss Makes First Flight in Western U.S.

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Glenn Curtiss makes the first flight in the western U.S., above and below.

Jan. 10, 1910, Aviation

Jan. 10, 1910, Aviation

Jan. 10, 1910, Aviation

Jan. 10, 1910, Aviation

"It was an auspicious occasion and was the tonic needed to raise excitement to a high pitch. An aviator had actually flown his machine, and the crowd was satisfied, and through the city last night there stole a tremendous impetus of anticipation as the word passed from mouth to mouth that the real flying machines had come at last."

Jan. 10, 1910, Aviation

Louis Paulhan and two companions assemble two Farman and two Bleriot aircraft at the airfield. "Paulhan seemed more interested in dissecting a navel orange than in commenting on the field. When asked for his opinion. Paulhan shrugged his shoulders and gave a course of explosive puffs," The Times says.

Jan. 10, 1910, Guillotine Film

Jan. 10, 1910: French officials seize a man who filmed a prisoner being guillotined, as well as the camera and film.

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Matt Weinstock, Jan. 9, 1960

Jan. 9, 1960, Pogo

Albert Camus

Matt Weinstock           Albert Camus, 46, an important man in modern world thinking, was killed in an auto accident near Paris this week and it is appropriate that his most comprehensive obituary here should be in a university paper, the Daily Trojan.

          There, Dr. William S. Snyder, SC philosophy prof. interviewed by Nita Biss, told what Camus, who won the Nobel Prize for literature in 1957, stood for.

          Philosophy is not an easy subject to understand without some basic training but, this being a leisurely Saturday, let’s give it a whirl.

          CAMUS WAS AN EXISTENTIALIST, a rather forbidding word, and his novels, plays and essays were an expression of his philosophy, which holds that the universe is without purpose and man must work out for himself whatever meaning he finds in life.  Many persons, of course, disagree violently with existentialism.

Jan. 9, 1960, Retirement           “Camus, probably better than any other writer,” Dr. Snyder said, “has been able to see through the tangled maze of problems confronting modern man.”

          With other existentialists, Camus found that the traditional methods of philosophy and science offered no solution to man’s search for meanings.  But whereas they, including Jean Paul Sartre, created mythologies as their solutions, Camus concluded, as Dr. Snyder put it, that “The life an individual lives is the life he creates, consciously or unconsciously.”

          It was Camus’ belief, Dr. Snyder added, that the individual had better stop confronting the universe and confront the problems presented him in the life he has to live.

          Too deep?  Well, librarians will tell you that there is a greater interest than ever before in all phases of philosophy.  Besides, I’ve been fascinated by the stuff ever since my UCLA prof. Dr. Barrett, managed years ago to seep a little of it through my skull.

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          WHAT distinction does it take to get mentioned in the dictionary?  Bill Logan asks friends, “Who was Eugene Aram?”  They don’t know so he takes them to the big book and shows them the biographical entry.  “Aram, Eugene.  1704-1759. Eng. Philologist and murderer.”  So you see, there’s a chance for everyone.

          A SIGN AT an exit at International Airport states, “Sepulveda, a Thinking Man’s Detour.”  Ellen Goldman fears someone has finally flipped over that commercial . . . And a Tarzanan, now that the political propaganda is in full flower, wonders if some of the guff slingers are underestimating the potential of Viceroy smokers.

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          ONE OF THE railroads finally this week delivered its Christmas gifts, knives from Italy, with the explanation, “American railroads do pretty well at on-time delivery but Italian transportation is beyond their control or calculation.  All we do know is that here they are and that we wish you a happy new year.”

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                SEASON’S END

Houseguests have ended

                their overlong stay,

The tree, gaunt and brown,

                has been carted away,

Exchanged are the gifts of

                wrong color and size,

Worn once (just to please)

                are the hideous ties.

No turkey is left, not a

                silver or token,

And the final unbreakable

                toy has been broken.

                –RICHARD ARMOUR

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          FOOTNOTES — Stan Freberg’s newest venture into satire is a record titled, “The Old Payola Roll Blues.”  Which presents quite a problem to disc jockeys — to play or not to play . . . Rex Barley caught this description of a piece of furniture on the air:  “It’s made from butternut veneer with pecan solids and brass handles.”  In short, almost good enough to eat . . . Ray Funkhouser overheard a man mix a nasty metaphor thusly in describing a stingy acquaintance:  “He squeezed that buffalo nickel so hard the eagle screams!”

 

   
   

 
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A Kinder, Simpler Time Dept.: Your Movie Columnist

Jan. 9, 1947, Hedda Hopper 

Jan. 9, 1947:  "Ohmigosh! The Satevepost has a story on yours truly this week titled 'Gossip Is Her Business.' And Collie Small, who peeked through my keyhole, ain't a bad gossiper himself. One line of his — 'She dictates her column like a small boy delivering the Gettysburg Address atop a burning building' — got me. I'm not sure I liked this version of Hedda Hopper, but it handed me many a laugh."

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Hundreds Search for Missing Girl

Jan. 9, 1960, Cartoon 

Times editorial cartoonist  Bruce Russell on Sen. John F. Kennedy (D-Mass.) and Republican Vice President Richard Nixon in the New Hampshire primary.

Jan. 9, 1960, Cover 

Mary Lou Olson, 10, vanishes after leaving her home at 1120 E Avenue, National City.

Jan. 9, 1960, Nixon

Although New York Gov. Nelson Rockefeller has dropped out of contention for the Republican presidential nomination, making way for Nixon, several supporters have entered his name in the New Hampshire primary.

Jan. 9, 1960, Finch Trial

The defense for Dr. R. Bernard Finch contends that he "wrested a gun from his wife's hand during a furious struggle preceding Mrs. Barbara Jean Finch's death." In the photo, attorney Grant B. Cooper re-creates the supposed incident with autopsy surgeon Dr. Gerald K. Ridge.

Jan. 9, 1960, Monorail
The search for Mary Lou Olson … and monorails for Los Angeles!

Jan. 9, 1960, Finch Trial
The Finch trial … and two cases of domestic violence.

Jan. 9, 1960: Mary Lou Olson, 10, of 1120 E Avenue, National City, disappears after telling her father that she was going to a shopping center. Her body was found Jan. 12, 1960, in a muddy creek bed near Rosarito Beach, south of Tijuana, nearly nude and covered with bruises.

In 1997, National City investigators exhumed Mary Lou’s body after receiving a tip about the killing. Police Chief Skip DiCerchio told the San Diego Union-Tribune: "We were extremely pleased with what we did find and probably found more than we anticipated." Although nothing further was evidently published about the findings, the case was mentioned in a San Diego Union-Tribune story when the National City Police Department formed a cold case unit in 2006. 

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University of Denver Bans Powder Puffs

Jan. 9, 1920. Powder Puffs 

Jan. 8, 1920: Sorry, ladies, no more powder puffs at the University of Denver.  The dean of women says you’re wearing out the carpet in front of the mirror.

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L.A. Ready to Take to the Air

Jan. 9, 1910, Aviation Week  

Jan. 9, 1910, Aerial View
An aerial view of Los Angeles.

Jan. 9, 1910, Aviation Meet

The Times publishes photos of the aviation grounds and members of the aviation committee. "Each of the big aviators are made headliners each day and will contest for one prize or another daily. All machines available are to fly daily, and it depends on the wind and atmospheric conditions where trials for records will be made," The Times says.

Jan. 9, 1910, Balloons

A brief history of ballooning, with an aerial photo of Los Angeles.

Jan. 9, 1910, Aviation

By 1910, 26 people had been killed in accidents involving balloons and airplanes, The Times says. 

Jan. 9, 1910, Aviation

"Airships 500 feet long, able to carry 20 or more passengers from Los Angeles to San Francisco and back without making a landing, are owned by the German government.

"The huge air birds of the Zeppelin type are able to carry up tons of artillery and ammunition, fuel and explosives. They are equipped with powerful searchlights and can make as much as 35 mph — more than the fastest ocean greyhounds."

Jan. 9, 1910, Dominguez Ranch

A brief history of Dominguez Rancho, where the aviation events were taking place. 

Jan. 9, 1910, Aviation Meet

A simplified guide to aviation and the latest models of aircraft.  Glenn Curtiss will be flying an aircraft in which the pilot controls the ailerons with his shoulders. 

Jan. 9, 1910, Aviation Meet

"The greatest single advance in the entire history of aerial navigation is credited to Prof. John J. Montgomery of Santa Clara College. He designed and constructed the most successful aeroplane glider that has ever been invented. In April 1905, a descent was made in this glider by a professional parachute jumper from a balloon at a height of 4,000 feet before many witnesses."

Nov. 1, 1911, Mongtomery Dies
Nov. 1, 1911: Professor John J. Montgomery of Santa Clara College dies in fall from a glider that he was testing.

 Jan. 9, 1910, Occidental College

Occidental moves to Eagle Rock. "No shacks, no temporary homes, no saloons, nothing objectionable of any nature. "

Jan. 9, 1910: The Times publishes a guide to powered flight and ballooning and includes the history of the Dominguez Rancho, where the Aviation Meet took place. Among the many facts presented in The Times is the first flight of a “helicopeter”: 15 inches in 1909.

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Paul V. Coates – Confidential File, Jan. 8, 1960

Jan. 6, 1960, Mirror Cover

That Silly Season's With Us Rather Early

   
Paul CoatesYou've heard of the "silly season."

    It's a special time of year when everything, and everybody, goes haywire.  People stop behaving like people.  Animals don't act like animals.

    What generally happens is college boys climb walls of buildings which house college girls.  Bulls unlock tailgates of cattle trucks and mingle with cars on freeways.  Dogs, instead of cats, are found — generally by some enterprising newspaper photographer who just happened to be in the neighborhood — stuck up in trees.

    Then there's the parrot who wins first prize at the community art festival with its surrealistic beak paintings, and the horse who divulges — after 15 years of muteness — that he's a whiz at mathematics.

    Traditionally, this season crowds into the calendar with early spring.

    And inevitably, the strange goings-on involve animals. except in the case of the college boys and girls, who just act that way.

Jan. 8, 1960, Finch Trial     But here we are in the dead of winter, barely into 1960, and it's obvious that the season is on us.

    From the assorted daily newspapers on my desk yesterday, I learned that a French poodle named Mozart tossed himself a birthday party in Birmingham, Ala., inviting other pure poodles who arrived in chauffeur-driven limousines, wearing mink coats, wing collars and jewels.

    In Sacramento, two young men were fined $150 and barred from city parks for three years after breaking into the municipality's zoo and lynching an alligator.

    In London, a psychiatrist reported the case of a 65-year-old client who, for the past year and a half, has been barking like a dog every 10 minutes on the hour.

    The psychiatrist stated that his client's bark was so loud that it could be heard at a range of several hundred yards, and attributed the man's ailment to the fact that he was left-handed, but in his youth had been forced to write right-handed by a teacher, who, like Dr. Alvarez, didn't dig that psychology nonsense.

    There's more.  A 50-pound bear named Booboo became the object of a citywide search in Milwaukee after a prominent business executive's wife wouldn't believe his story that he'd seen a shaggy black bear honking an automobile horn impatiently outside of a cocktail lounge on New Year's morning.

    These stories may appeal to some January newspaper readers, but my feeling is that they don't belong.  There's a time and place for everything, and "silly season" stories don't fit into my winter scheme of things.

Jan. 8, 1960, Finch Trial     So while there's still space, I'm going to bring you  a people story.  A serious one.  The kind that just could rock City Hall.

    It's about L.A. bureaucracy.   And it is about people.  Except that my point is somewhat weakened since the people are dog catchers, or, in the prim terminology of the civil service manuals, "animal inspectors."

    It concerns the complaint of one of them about a recent directive from the Board of Animal Regulation.  The directive states that no animal inspectors should wear their service revolvers (which all are issued) in the course of routine dog-catching.

    The directive adds that they should leave their weapons in the "locked glove compartments" of their trucks.

    The problem, according to the animal inspector who contacted me, is that most of the trucks' glove compartments have no locks, and some of the newer ones don't even have doors on them.

    "We dog catchers are responsible for our weapons," he told me.  "Yet we have to leave our trucks unattended a good part of the time while we're in pursuit on foot.

Kids Do Get Around

    "Consider how children are attracted to our vehicles," he added, "and the potential hazards become obvious."

    I checked with Duane Tuttle, executive officer of the Department of Animal Regulation, who confirmed that the board edict did use the term "locked glove compartments," which, he conceded, many trucks lacked.

    "But many of the inspectors get around the hazard by locking their revolvers in one of the empty animal compartments," he explained.

    However, directives being directives and their literal application being essential to success in government, Mr. Tuttle promised that he'd look in to the possibility of having the word "glove" deleted.

    And if that happens, I ought to get some recognition or award, even if it's only a can of Dr. Ross dog food.

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