Confidential File
Mash Notes and Comments
“Dear Mr. Coates:
“You are my court of last resort. I’ve tried everything but my mind will not rest.
“On June 12, we went into a pet shop in Inglewood, as a friend of mine told me they had a 2-month-old bobcat kitten for sale for $75. She knew we had been watching for one.
“I first phoned the pet shop and the owner told me this was so. So when my husband came home from work we went right over to purchase the kitten. There was a large sign on the cage: FOR SALE, 2-month-old BOB CAT, $75 (male).
“So when my husband wanted to buy it and take it home, the owner said he’d like to clean it up a bit and keep it for a few days for attraction.



Every motorist has heard of the financial responsibility law. Today a man named Tom furnishes a horrible example of how it can work.

Note: This is an encore post from 2006.
“Seems to Me You Have a Complete Disregard for the Female of the Species.”




“Great Scott! I’ve Kept You Rigid for Almost Two Hours! Why Didn’t You Stop Me, Miss Simmons?



