October 21, 1957
Last Friday, a Hollywood hillsider named George was unable to start his car–the battery was dead.
A neighbor obligingly drove him down the hill to a gas station, where George asked if he could get a rental battery for a couple of days.
“Rental battery?” echoed the attendant. “There’s no such thing any more.”
However, he said he would be glad to install a new one.
George declined. He explained he needed rental battery only for a couple of days to run some errands preparatory to leaving today for New York for a couple of months. He didn’t want to buy a new battery because it would go dead during his absence. Continue reading
When a funnyman tries to be serious, he doesn’t always come across.


Memorable Speech




This appears to be just another photo of water spouting from a fire hydrant that was hit by a car. And indeed it is.
Note: This is an encore post from 2005 and 

It was recently stated here that the origin of Murphy’s Law, a derisive bit of whimsy among airplane people, was unknown. The “law” states, “If an aircraft part can be installed incorrectly, someone will figure out how to do it.”