I found this inscription last night at the Last Book Store in a copy of “Hollywood Death and Scandal Sites” by our old nonsense-slinging friend E.J. Fleming of “Wallace Beery beat Ted Healy to death in the parking lot of the Trocadero” fame. I put it back ($10? Are you kidding?) but not before copying this long inscription to Amy. Nothing says “I love you” like Hollywood deaths and scandals.