Oct. 29, 1960: ONLY IN ARCADIA — Mrs. Mae McClain hides these days when the garbage man comes by. Her husband recently caught a big shark off Catalina and brought it home to show the children. It was eventually placed in the refuse can and she happened to be watching as it slithered out, mouth first, as the frightened gentleman upended the container.

CONFIDENTIAL TO SCHATZIE: The distance between your boyfriend's ears is just one block. That "prove your love" line is pretty stale.