Paul Coates — Confidential File, April 3, 1959

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In the Theaters, April 3, 1913

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Matt Weinstock — April 3, 1959

Righting of the Left

Matt_weinstockdNot long ago a New York bank announced it had made left-handed checks available to southpaw patrons.

Now Mattell, Inc., the firm on W. 102nd Street which makes toy guns, has come out with a left-handed holster.

Clearly, what we have here is a trend. The way things are going, left-handers, who constitute about 10% of the nation's population, will no longer find themselves frustrated outcasts in a right-handed world.

At least lefties stalking along Dry Gulch Blvd. for the shootdown will have an even break on the draw with right-handed skulkers.

Oh, I tell you, significance is everywhere.

::

 

THE DOORBELL rang at a nice home in Brentwood and the lady at the door announced, "I'm the assessor."

A pained expression came over the housewife's face and she exclaimed, "Oh dear, we haven't even paid the taxes we've got!"

You listening, supervisors? Maybe it's a quiet revolt, but it's a revolt.

::


FOR HIS
first book report, Steven Kruschen, 7, an A-2 at 3rd Street school, chose the child's version of "Noah's Ark" by Tony Palazzo.

One question on the printed sheet asked, "Who was your favorite character?" Steve wrote, "God."

Next question, "Why?" "Because," Steve wrote, he thought the whole thing up."

::

BACK TO NORMALCY

'Twas the morn after Easter
And all through the news
The headliners were shouting
"Us guys can lick youse."
–RWA

::


MENTION HERE
of literary coincidences — use of similar names or situations by fiction writers unknown to each other — recalled an experience Harold Bell Wright once told Al Ball of Manhattan Beach.

Shortly after Wright's book "When a Man's a Man" was published, a stranger called on him, identified himself as a college professor, and said he had written a play three years before titled "When a Man's a Man." Furthermore, his principal character was Rags — Wright's was Patches. In addition, he said there were 80 identical situation in the two stories.

Wright could only express amazement.

"How did you do it, Wright?" the stranger went on. "My manuscript has been locked in a safe for three years. No one ever read it but me. It isn't possible."

He wasn't angry, only baffled. So was Wright.

::


A LADY NAMED
Louise was discussing instant coffee with a friend who had never used it and suggested she try Decaf. "Where do I get Decaf?" the woman asked. "Fromde cow and de bull," responded Louise, a lady of impulse, subject to such whims. Besides, it was a hot day.

::


THE SOCIETY
for Reducing Everything to a Pat, Provocative Phrase will come to order. This remark was heard in the city room: "Can't you see Susan Hayward playing the part of Mrs. Duncan?"

::

TEN YEARS AGO Pepper Blethen, 9, unaccountably stumbled and fell while running with playmates in Gardena. When it happened again a doctor diagnosed his ailment as progressive muscular dystrophy. He was given only a short time to live.

But life was pleasant to Pepper, even when he was forced to take to a wheelchair and then bed. He was helpless for years and slowly wasted away. But he remained cheerful, buoyed up by his devoted family and well-wishers.

On Tuesday at the age of 19, he died, long beyond the time doctors gave him to live. A funeral Mass was held today at St Antony's Church and his mother thanks all those who have sent him messages of good cheer.

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Second Takes — Billy Wilder

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Sept. 16, 1939: The Times' review lists Charles Brackett and Billy Wilder for the first time.

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Movie Star Mystery Photo



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Los Angeles Times file photo

Just a reminder on how this works: I post the mystery photo on
Monday and reveal the answer on Friday. To keep the mystery photo from
getting lost in the other entries, I move it from Monday to Tuesday to
Wednesday, etc., adding a photo every day.

I have to approve
all comments, so if your guess is posted immediately, that means you're
wrong. (And if a wrong guess has already been submitted by someone
else, there's no point in submitting it again). If you're right, you
will have to wait until Friday. There's no need to submit your guess
five times. Once is enough. The only prize is bragging rights. 

Update: This is Sheila Ryan in a photo dated Dec. 29, 1941.

The answer to last week's photo: Sharon Lynn

Check back Monday for another mystery photo!

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Los Angeles Times file photo

Here's another photo of our mystery woman and a mystery companion. Please congratulate Eve Golden's "co-worker Mel" for recognizing her first. Also congratulate Anne Papineau, Dewey Webb, Nick Santa Maria, Jeff Hanna, "bjth" Don Danard and Gerald McCann!

Update: Our mystery fellow is Tony De Marco in an August 1943 photo.

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Photograph by the Los Angeles Times

Here's another clue! Please congratulate William Weathersby, Dave and Jeff for correctly identifying her. And hats off to Dewey Webb for identifying her mystery companion!

Sheila Ryan, 23, seeking a divorce from cowboy actor Allan Lane, Feb. 22, 1946.

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Los Angeles Times file photo

Here's another photo of our mystery woman. Please congratulate Annie Frye and R. Ahuna for correctly identifying her. Check back tomorrow when we reveal the name of our mystery movie star!

Update: Sheila Ryan in a still from "Getting Gertie's Garter."

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Los Angeles Times file photo

This is is Sheila Ryan, who was married to western star Pat Buttram. Isn't this a great photo? When I got it out of the archives I found The Times art department had butchered it down to a one-column mug shot. Here is it, stripped of all the white goop we used to put on pictures. 

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Elizabeth Taylor to Marry; Dodger Sent Back to the Minors, April 3, 1959

 
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A new report by the House Un-American Activities Committee finds communists are going underground and are planning a new assault on California. 
 

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At left, a nice, straight feature by Art Buchwald. He was a pretty fair writer when he wasn't trying to be funny.

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"Green Mansions" opens in L.A.
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"Leapin' Lizards!"

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Photograph by Art Rogers / Los Angeles Times

Art Rogers used such a slow shutter speed that Bilko's bat disappeared!

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 The Dodgers shipped Steve Bilko back to the minor leagues and the big guy didn't take it well.

Bilko had been a home run legend in minor league Los Angeles,
hitting 148 home runs from 1955-57 for the Pacific Coast League Angels
in Wrigley Field. But he failed to make Walter Alston's roster cuts for
the 1959 season.

"I came to camp in the best shape I've been in for years," Bilko
said. "I didn't get much of a chance." Bilko also mad that no other
big-league team wanted his services.

The slugger eventually returned to the majors with Detroit and got
one more chance in the big leagues with Los Angeles–the expansion
Angels.

–Keith Thursby

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Found on EBay — Catalina Tile

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This Catalina Tile table has been listed on EBay. As with all EBay listings, investigate the item and the vendor thoroughly before submitting a bid. Bidding starts at $99.95.
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Matt Weinstock — April 2, 1959

Petty Crime Solved

Matt_weinstockdHaving a little time to kill before a critics' preview of "The Naked Maja" the other night, United Artists publicist Roy Smith looked in a pet shop at 10650 W. Pico Blvd. A light was on so he tried the door. It opened and he went in.

No
one was in sight so he called out, "Anybody here?" A faint answering
"Hello" came from the cavernous rear of the shop. "Don't bother, just
browsing," he said, inspecting the rows of cages and fish tanks.

Ten
minutes later, as he headed out, he noticed the cash register was open,
with money showing. Then he heard the same muffled voice in the rear
calling, "Help, help!"

Envisioning a holdup and maybe a little
mayhem, Roy summoned police and a nearby druggist phoned the pet shop
owner. The mystery was quickly solved, amid laughter. The front door
had accidentally been left unlocked. The owner said he had left the
register open. As for the voice, it was probably some lonesome parrot.

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NO, NOTHING
is sacred any more. Melvyn Douglas, here rehearsing for an upcoming "Playhouse 90" drama, was walking along the beach at Laguna last Sunday with Jackson Leightner
when they came upon a beautifully executed sand sculpture of Christ.
Alongside someone, presumably the artist, had lettered, "Happy Easter,Cha Cha Cha."

::

HAPPY ENDING

I rather think my voice is choice
And I guess my friends do too,
For when I sing they all rejoice
The moment I am through

–GUY MULLEN

::


ONE DAY,
while trying to explain adjectives to an 11th-grade
English class at Arroyo High School in El Monte, Marcia Lander asked a
boy named Darryl, "What part of speech is the word 'selfish?' "

"A noun," he replied.

"A noun?" she echoed. "Can you buy a selfish, see a selfish?"

"Why, sure. You know, when you go ocean fishing you sometimes catch selfish."

Miss Lander saw the light but still doesn't know whether he meant shellfish or sailfish.

::


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ONLY IN

North Hollywood — Rosetta Case Bent needed a cowboy hat for a PTA show
and went into a store that supplies them to the studios. They were
costlier than she expected, so she asked about a used one. These, she
learned, were more expensive than the new ones. Logically, no cowpoke
could be expected to bring the villains to justice wearing a new
Stetson.

::


ONLY IN GLENDALE —
Glancing
out the window of her home on Allen Avenue, Lena Cook saw a police car
slowly weaving from one side of the street to the other. A closer look
disclosed the driver was herding a steer back to the railroad car from
which it had escaped.

::


CALL ME
antisocial and inconsiderate. Say I'm picayunish
and unappreciative. I can only state that I have declined an offer to
judge a pizza eating contest, for which I am awarding myself a
mozzarella cluster on my Good Conduct medal.

::


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AT RANDOM —
Every day on the L.A. to Playa
Del Rey bus a man and woman play cribbage. The other passengers hold
her seat until the bus gets to the block where she gets aboard … The
Better Mottoes Association selection for the month is "Are you a man or
a mouse? Come on, squeak up!" … Under the heading "Above and Beyond"
the California Highway Patrol annual report reports, "In attempting to
unsnarl an Echo Summit traffic tie-up during a snowstorm, aCHP officer
discovered the cause for the delay was an elephant pushing a disabled
circus truck up the grade" … J. Stuyvesant Fish is still quivering
from a grammatical gem he heard during a radio interview. A participant
agreed to a point by saying, "That is very so."

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Paul Coates — Confidential File, April 2, 1959

Confidential File

Birth Travails of a Spaghetti Salon

Paul_coatesFrank Sinatra and Peter Lawford, the Moskowitz and Lupowitz of Italian food, have, as you doubtlessly heard, opened a plush Beverly Hills lasagna palace called "Puccini's."

It's an old racket to Sinatra, who frequently backs restaurants and then becomes his own best customer.

But for Lawford, being the owner of an Italian restaurant is a whole new, frightening world.

When
I saw him at Puccini's the other night, he was sitting at a corner
table and staring, somewhat awestruck, at his investment.

"Whatta you think?" he asked me.

"Think about what?" I replied.

He glanced at me with thinly veiled annoyance.

"The room, the room," he said. "Do you like it?"

"I like it," I told him.

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He nodded absently.

"It's a pretty room," he admitted.

I nodded absently.

"The food is delicious," he said sadly. "Business has been wonderful. The place will probably be a big success."

Then he signed and added: "But I probably won't be one."

Always on the lookout for a good, depressing story, I sat down quickly, leaned close and asked hopefully:

"Partner trouble?"

Lawford shook his head. "Nothing like that. Frank and I get along great."

"Then what is it?" I murmured soothingly. "You can tell me."

"I'm
afraid," he replied, "that I'll never make it as a professional host. I
feel ridiculous when I have to walk around the room and mix with the
guests."

He signed again.

"Like tonight," he said. "Mike Romanoff
came in for dinner. I've been eating at his place for years. He always
comes over to the table, says a few pleasant things, buys a drink.

"Now
that the situation is reversed — he's the customer and I'm the host, I
just didn't have the courage to walk over and play his role."

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"What did you do?" I asked.

"Nothing," Lawford
answered. "I sat right here until he left. Now he's probably sore at
me. He must think I didn't talk to him because we're competitors."

::

1959_0402_bel_air_robbery–It's
a basic tenet of show business (at least that portion of it which
exists, precariously, in saloons) that in order to do well, an act must
first make friends with theheadwater.

And of all the headwaiters in town, pudgy veteran maitre d' Marcel Lamaze certainly had the largest collection of friends.

Just recently, Marcel retired after 50 years of catering to the idiosyncrasies of customers and performers. Frank Sennes threw a testimonial for him at the Moulin Rouge.

 The
cabaret was crowded. But it was a shock, to me at least, that not one
of the many stars he had worked with over the years took the trouble to
be present and saygoodby to a very decent guy.

However, this is Hollywood. And, I guess, you can never tell about friendships in Hollywood.

[Note: Puccini's, 220 S. Beverly Blvd., had previously been the Harlequin Club and by 1962 was the Tender Loin–lrh.]

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Coming Attractions — Last Remaining Seats

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Tickets for the Los Angeles Conservancy's annual Last Remaining Seats have gone on sale. Tickets are available to members only ($80/$16) through April 14 and go on sale to the public ($100/$20) April 15. But surely most Daily Mirror readers are members! (I am and yes, I've already got my tickets).

This year's lineup is:

"The Sting," May 27, Orpheum Theatre.

"Buck Privates," June 3, Million Dollar Theatre.

"Cabaret," June 10, Los Angeles Theatre. (Guest appearance by Michael York).

"Macunaima," June 17,  Million Dollar Theatre.

"A Streetcar Named Desire," June 24, Los Angeles Theatre.

"Pandora's Box," July 1, Orpheum Theatre.

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In the Theaters, April 2, 1911

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Second Takes — Billy Wilder

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At left, our 1939 review of "Midnight," with Don Ameche and Claudette Colbert, which carried Billy Wilder's first writing credit in The Times.

We can quickly cover his earlier work in Hollywood:

Oct. 12, 1934: "One Exciting  Adventure" is the second half of a double bill at the Pantages with "Love Time." The Times' critic finds "Adventure" hard to follow.

Dec. 23, 1934: "Music in the Air" gets a two-paragraph rave in a roundup of current films.

Apparently we didn't even review "Under Pressure" or "The Lottery Lover."

Feb. 5, 1937: Edwin Schallert's review of "Champagne Waltz" finds "a thin, formula plot," but praises several scenes. Performances at the Paramount Theater featured Rube Wolf

March 23, 1938: Schallert calls "Bluebeard's Eighth Wife," written by Wilder and Charles Brackett, "a pretty, pink romantic cream puff."

Sept. 29, 1938: Schallert says, "Fourth picture in a row of the top-notch variety stars Deanna Durbin and in Hollywood that might almost be nominated a cinema miracle.  'That Certain Age,'  different from any of its predecessors, defeats attempts at comparison and simultaneously registers as yet another triumph for the little singing lady."

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Kathy Fiscus Revisited — April 9, 1949

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The Times, April 9, 1949, a little San Marino girl is trapped in an old well.

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Bill Yancey is lifted to the surface, carrying the body of Kathy Fiscus.

I attended William Deverell's lecture Monday night on the Kathy Fiscus tragedy. Several people in the audience at the Huntington remembered watching live TV coverage or listening to it on the radio. One woman said she was 11 years old at the time and was at the rescue scene for an hour or so.

Here's a lofi recording for those who missed the lecture

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Mickey Cohen at Center of Underworld Probe; Comedy of Errors at Wrigley Field, April 2, 1949

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The San Bernardino County Grand Jury finds widespread corruption in the Sheriff's Department.
What do we find in the 1949 paper but Mickey Cohen in the middle of the Alfred Pearson scandal. To vastly simply the story, Pearson picked up a $4,000 house for $26.50 at a marshal's sale after he brought a lien against the owner — a widow — for an $8 bill at his radio repair shop. Cohen talks about this incident at length in his autobiography, claiming that Mayor Fletcher Bowron wanted him to "take care of" Pearson because Pearson was unfairly exploiting the law. Also notice the late Sam Rummel, attorney who was shot to death outside his home in December 1950. The Times called him "underworld mouthpiece" Sam Rummel. 

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Alfred Pearson offers a deal to return the widow's home.

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San Bernardino County Sheriff James Stocker denies corruption charges.

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Susan Hayward has as good as signed a deal for "My Foolish Heart," based on a J.D. Salinger story.

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Just a guess but I think "Nancy" is referring to a Ponzi scheme … and we have a seriously unfunny "Ferd'nand."

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I'm no baseball purist. Low-scoring games bore me as do contests
filled with well-executed plays by highly compensated stars. Maybe it
has something to do with all the years I spent watching Little League
games but I find baseball is best when it's unpredictable.

My two sons went with me to spring training in Arizona recently and
we saw two games in one day, a crisp Angels game in Tempe followed by a
wild and sloppy Giants game in Scottsdale that included a nine-run
inning and several horrible plays. I'll take the Giants game any day.

The old Los Angeles Angels won such a contest at Wrigley Field,
defeating the Seattle Rainiers 12-10. But as The Times' Al Wolf wrote,
"They really didn't win at all."

Carmen Mauro's pinch-hit, three-run home run was the difference with
two outs in the ninth inning. If things were only that simple.

With one out, Dick Wilson struck out and reached first base when the
ball got away from the catcher. The runner at first advanced to second.
Wilson should have been out automatically–a hitter can't advance on a
strikeout if there's a runner already at first. That should have been
the second out.

Eddie Malone popped out and that should have been the ballgame. Instead that was the second out. Mauro then homered.

The Rainiers should have protested and they did–in the first inning over a completely different matter.

"[Seattle] Manager Jo-Jo White … fell asleep–along with the
umpires and all the Seattle players–when he had a real kick coming in
the ninth and fateful inning," Wolf wrote.

They missed some ending.

–Keith Thursby

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Found on EBay — Earl Carroll’s Nightclub

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This unusual ashtray from Earl Carroll's nightclub has been listed on EBay. Bidding starts at $6.99.
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Matt Weinstock — April 1, 1959

End of the Trail

Matt_weinstockdIt
may take a generation or two — and in the broad scheme of things what
are a few years — but writer Bob Schiller is confident of the
inevitable demise of the TV western. The thought came to him when he
took his children to a dentist. The doctors, technicians and
receptionists were all dressed in cowboy outfits. The kids sat on
saddles.

The masquerade, of course, is designed to distract them
and dispel any silly notion that what the dentist is about to do to
them will hurt.

Maybe it does. On the other hand, maybe it
doesn't. And if it doesn't, let's look ahead. Can you imagine kids
wanting any truck with cowpokes who come at them with pincers and
drills?

::


A LADY WHO

received an electric toaster for Easter has no use for it so she took
it back to the store to exchange it for an electric frying pan, which
she has wanted for a long time.

As she stood at the exchange
counter she got the feeling the man there was not having one of his
good days. And when he asked, "May I have your plate, please?" she had
an impulse. As she fished in her purse for her charge plate she asked,
"Upper or lower?"

Broke the ice.

::

EASTER MOURNING

That nine dollar tag
On the hat had a catch —
The gloves, shoes and bag
That the dress had to match.

— CLIFF MACKAY

::

AS SHE awakened her second-grader at 6:30 a.m. for school, Mrs. Charles Perrill of Whittier announced "Time to get up! All the birds are up already!"

Little
girl blue wondered why they got up so early. Her mother said, "Well you
know, the early bird gets the worm!" Came the query, "What time do the
worms get up?"

Which should make non-parents understand why parents sometimes wear a defeated look.

::


ST. PATRICK'S DAY
is long gone but a gal named Helen still cherishes it. She drove her old black Chevrolet into a place advertising a free carwash for green cars that day. Noticing the new cars all around as she waited, she remarked, "My car is green with envy."

The attendant looked at it and said, "It sure is. One free carwash!"

::


QUOTE & UNQUOTE —
John
J. Anthony, the TV problem solver, heard a woman waiting to be
interviewed remark to her companion, "You don't have to have a brain to
be stupid!" He's still reeling … Sudden realization: Some of the new
cars recall the classic line in the old song "Mr. Five By Five" that
goes, "There's no way of knowin' if it's comin' or goin.' "

::


LITERARY NOTES —
Just finished reading Tennessee Williams' new play, "Sweet Bird of Youth." Again, for assorted deep South viciousness, ol'
Tenn leaves nothing to the imagination … The Saturday Evening Post's
circulation is now more than 6,000,000, up from 4,702,000 in 1955. Its
editorial comment: "More and more thoughtful people are turning to
reading for the answers they want" … Press release from Mad magazine
states it is "from the padded cells of."

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AT RANDOM —
So you think some people go overboard naming dogs? Steve Bilheimer
of the Glendale Kennel Club, which will hold its spring all-breed show
Sunday, recalls that when Charles Dickens, on a tour of the United
States, was presented with a white terrier named Timber Doodle he
changed it to Snittle Timbery
… Figuring the average motorist drives 12,000 miles a year and gets
15 miles to the gallon, the Auto Club estimates the amount of fuel it
takes to fill a DC-8 jet would last a car owner 29.1 years. Fifteen
miles to the gallon? What dreamers! … On the freeways 5 p.m. is the
rush hour. Stan Wood suggests bars which lower the price of drinks at
that time should call it the lush hour.

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Paul Coates — Confidential File, April 1, 1959

Confidential File

My Mom Loves Me, in a Sinister Fashion

Paul_coatesI'm
a member, in good standing, of the grossly sentimental school which
maintains, despite statistical evidence to the contrary, that a boy's
best friend is his mother.

When all others fail you, she'll come
smiling through. She loves you because of your faults, not in spite of
them. "M" is for the million things she gave you.

Stuff like that.

And no matter how many miles may separate you from her, it's always a comfort to know that you can call and keep in touch.

So,
the other day, beset by the cares of a troubled world and a wife who
understands me too well, I dialed the long-distance operator and called
home.

"Mom," I cried when she answered. "Guess who."

"How do you feel, sonny?" she said, cutting through the frivolity.

"Feel fine," I told her.

"Umm," she murmured in a tone tinged with doubt.

"Just fine," I said again.

"You sound tired," she suggested.

"Not a bit."

"Are you keeping something from me?" she asked hopefully.

I assured her that I wasn't keeping anything from her. She fell silent and I continued:

 "Of course, there was a thing a few weeks ago."

"What thing?" she demanded.

"Well, the doctor said my cholesterol was too high."

"Hah!" she cried triumphantly. "I knew it. I knew it."

"It's nothing, though," I went on hastily.

"Nothing?" she snorted. "It's a very serious thing. People are dropping like flies."

"But I had it tested just a few days ago, mother dear. And the doctor said it was down to normal."

"Doctors!" she said bitterly. "Who can believe doctors?"

"But …"

"They only tell you what you want to hear."

"But the tests showed…"

"Tests!" she snapped. "Tests don't mean a thing.

Living Is So Fatal

"We
have a neighbor," she went on. "Never a sick day in his life. Tip-top
condition. Woke up one morning feeling like a million. And that night
…"

"Dead?" I asked.

"Umm hmm," she replied.

"Cholesterol?" I asked.

"It wasn't from a head cold," she told me.

"So," she concluded, "tests or not tests, you can never tell."

"Goodbye, mom," I said with a feeling of finality.

" 'Bye, son," she replied. "And don't worry. Worry's the worst thing for a person in your condition."

Note:
I always get nervous when Coates writes about his health, knowing, as
he couldn't have known, that he would die he was 47–lrh.

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In the Theaters — April 1, 1909

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Second Takes — Billy Wilder

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Photograph by Ken Hively / Los Angeles Times

Billy Wilder, Dec. 17, 1999, at Louis Stern Fine Arts in West Hollywood.

Note: I had so much fun posting a month's worth of Times stories about Raymond Chandler that I thought I'd continue the feature. Here's the first feature in a month-long look at Billy Wilder–lrh.

BILLY WILDER'S 50-YEAR ITCH IN HOLLYWOOD

March 2, 1986

By PAUL ROSENFIELD,

Billy Wilder was having trouble
finding a teaspoon–in his own kitchen yet–so finally, sheepishly, he
curled a finger and led a visitor to the Wilder dining room. There,
Hollywood's most mischievous immigrant borrowed a spoon from the
impeccably set table. That night, Audrey and Billy Wilder were
entertaining for 10. ("A nice group of right-wing Democrats," joshed
the host.) As Wilder swiped the spoon, he did a double take, making
very sure his wife wasn't around. It's no accident that the Wilders'
dinner parties are the closest thing Hollywood has to an '80s salon.
(Truman Capote's chapter on Hollywood in his unfinished "Answered
Prayers" was called "And Audrey Wilder Got Up To Sing." There's a
reason. The former Tommy Dorsey band singer, still skinny as a hairpin
sideways, still gets up to sing, but she also doubles as the town's
most entertaining hostess.)

"But today," Billy Wilder
complained, "I wish I was on Sam Spiegel's yacht. In Sardinia. If I
wanted all this media attention, I'd have called myself Billy Windex."
With that, the writer-director-producer made instant coffee, answered
another call and took a seat. There was no more stalling:On Thursday,
Billy Wilder is getting the American Film Institute's Life Achievement
Award, and that's what the shouting's about.

The irony is that
for all Wilder's bravura, and credits–"Sunset Boulevard," "Stalag 17,"
"Sabrina," "Seven Year Itch," "Spirit of St. Louis," "Some Like It Hot"
(and those are just the ones starting with S )–Wilder is still very
much the loner. For years now, he and collaborator I.A.L. ("Iz")
Diamond have spent five of every seven mornings (sans secretaries) at
the Writers and Artists Building in Beverly Hills, working on
screenplays. (Lately, though, Wilder can be found down the street at
United Artists' new headquarters, where he's just signed on as a
special consultant. "I'm in the kitchen cabinet, and busy," as he puts
it.) So when the home phone rings, as now it must, for autographs and
interview requests–Wilder wears a mock look of being put-upon.

The
thing is, he doesn't mean it. Mr. Hyde and Mr. Hyde, as the late wit
Harry Kurnitz called him, would never admit it, but he likes the
attention. To be 50 years at the top is no accident. In 1944, Alfred
Hitchcock said it best:"The two most important words in the motion
picture business are Billy Wilder. " Hitchcock was talking about
variety . To co-write "Ninotchka" for Garbo, then last long enough to
be in Jerry Weintraub's kitchen cabinet at UA, is to go the distance.
But unlike director-peers Hitchcock and John Huston, Wilder got the
attention on his own terms, in his own private, chameleonic way. No
cameo roles for him, onscreen or off.

The Wilder wit–the
sweet-and-sour cocktails he delivers on command, the lines like
"slipping out of wet clothes into a dry martini"–are always
forthcoming. But Wilder, the man with the mind full of razor blades, is
behind the scenes, never in front. Until now. (NBC will air a one-hour
version of the AFI evening April 26.) One resists the temptation to ask
Wilder if, like his quintessential Hollywood character Norma Desmond,
he's ready for his close-up.

More to the point: What would the
close-up reveal? How much of Billy Wilder is in Billy Wilder's movies?
The silver-haired septuagenarian rolled up the sleeves on his gray
cashmere sweater and agreed to give the question a whirl. In the '20s,
after leaving Vienna to become a journalist in Berlin, in one morning
he interviewed Sigmund Freud, Alfred Adler, Arthur Schnitzler and
Richard Strauss. So the question-answer process is not unfamiliar.

"Isn't
it pieces of yourself, of your life, that you inevitably use?" he asked
rhetorically. "You suck art out of your finger in a way." In one way or
another. Wilder was a gigolo in Mexico a thousand years ago, and a
Mexican gigolo (played by Charles Boyer) turned up, rather impishly, in
"Hold Back the Dawn."

"Or let's take 'Sunset Boulevard,' "
suggested Wilder. "Maybe you believe it when William Holden's car is
repossessed. Because yes, it happened to me, it happened here in
Hollywood, and it happened to work in that movie." On a more personal
level, isn't Kirk Douglas' cynical reporter in "Ace in the Hole" more
than a little bit of Wilder? Maybe and maybe not. "Anyone who knows
me," he said slowly, "knows the cynicism hides my sentimentality." It's
why Wilder's refugee-freshness about America slipped into Garbo's
Russian in Paris in "Ninotchka"–or James Cagney's outsider in Berlin
in "One, Two, Three." Before he was 30, Wilder had lived in Vienna,
Berlin, Paris, Mexico and Hollywood, and what he saw he used.

Clearly
one could play 20 questions about Wilder's characters–Sefton in
"Stalag 17," Don Birnam in "Lost Weekend," Walter Neff in "Double
Indemnity," Linus Larrabee in "Sabrina"–but clearly he'd rather talk
about the casting. Wilder is canny enough to know the public is more
interested in Gary Cooper and Humphrey Bogart than in the types they
played, and so he deftly moves a conversation from characters to stars.

"Three
times in my life I almost got to work with Cary Grant," remembered
Wilder with both enthusiasm and disappointment. To realize that Wilder
never directed Grant or Katharine Hepburn or Spencer Tracy is to be
surprised, but not after listening to Wilder's explanation. "Every
movie begins with the dream casting of Cary Grant and Katharine
Hepburn. Then every movie faces the reality of casting Lyle Keller and
Sadie Glutz. Cary (Grant) almost did 'Ninotchka,' in the Melvyn Douglas
role;imagine him opposite Garbo! The second time was 'Sabrina,' and
then at the last minute it was Bogart." (Bogart as the tycoon was, in
fact, such a last-minute replacement that editorial adviser Doane
Harrison remembers Wilder asking him to stall a day's shooting while
new Bogart dialogue was written;almost no Wilder film begins with a
finished script.)

"The third one Cary almost did was 'Love in
the Afternoon.' Gary Cooper played it. Not that the replacements were
so bad. . . ." Wilder paused long enough that the dream pairing of
Audrey Hepburn and Cary Grant in "Love in the Afternoon" could be seen
in the mind's eye. "Afternoon" was the first writing partnership of
Wilder and Diamond, and it goes without saying that it must have been
written with Grant in mind.

"Cary is a good friend of mine, but
maybe he was scared of me, I dunno," Wilder mused. "Cooper, I think,
had not as much going for him in that role. Say the name Gary Cooper,
and people think of a 'High Noon' sheriff kind of guy, not a Ritz Hotel
lover with Gypsy music in the background who gets into one-night
stands. . . ."

The Hollywood one-night stand of all time, of
course, is the one William Holden tripped into in "Sunset Boulevard."
It's the film Wilder tends most often to talk about;mention it to him,
and certain buttons are pressed. The quintessential movie about
Hollywood, it was the last of his collaborations with writer-producer
Charles Brackett–but again Wilder wants you to know the accidental
nature of its having gotten made.

"Mr. Montgomery Clift changed
his mind," Wilder said, shaking his head at the very idiocy of such a
move. "A week, maybe 10 days before filming, Mr. Clift's New York agent
sends word that maybe his client, the young actor Clift, should be
gotten out of it. The feeling was that the younger man/older woman
thing could actually ruin his career. (Co-star) Gloria Swanson was 50,"
Wilder said, making it sound like 15. "Fifty is younger than Audrey
Hepburn is now. Is 50 old? I think Mr. Clift was tortured–can you
imagine? Suddenly this change of heart I found very peculiar. . . ."

But
"Sunset Boulevard" was an inevitability. Budd Schulberg and Nathanael
West and F. Scott Fitzgerald had already fictionalized Hollywood, but
nobody had made the movie. Wilder and Brackett were already in place as
the happiest professional couple in Hollywood, and ready to take more
risks in exposing their adopted hometown. "Kaufman and Hart could write
a terrible play and close it in New Haven before Broadway," said Wilder
logically, "but in Hollywood we don't bury our dead. We finish the
movies we start, then we find them turning up on TV in the middle of
the night. That could be one explanation for an actor's fear."

If
Montgomery Clift had cold feet, co-stars Swanson, Erich von Stroheim
and Cecil B. DeMille did not–and Wilder is the kind of realist who
understands the Hollywood high wire. In other words, the show goes on,
understudies emerge. "William Holden was a Paramount man, and he got a
script at 3 p.m. on a Monday and said yes by 5. No test, no reading,
and he was, you know, perfect." (In her memoir "Swanson on Swanson,"
the actress made the point that Holden was 31, while the character Joe
Gillis was 26, and it was maybe he not she who should be "re-aged" with
makeup, but the chemistry worked nevertheless.)

One Wilder
trademark has been to get once-in-a-career performances from
actors–Gloria Swanson, Fred MacMurray, Ray Milland–but again the
director emphasizes serendipity. "It's because I know just how much was
accidental. Swanson was not the first choice for Norma Desmond. As it
turned out, it worked with her, and it would have collapsed without
her. But Pola Negri is the one we thought of first, then we thought she
hadn't really been in sound pictures. And then there was–can I tell
you a story?" Wilder, with the kind of timing only actors and athletes
know, then told it.

"I pitched 'Sunset Boulevard' to Mary
Pickford," he said, letting the scene emerge. "I went to Pickfair, to
see Mary, with a script under my arm. Imagine me walking into that
house with that churchy atmosphere. And then beginning to read 'Sunset
Boulevard' aloud to Mary Pickford. It hit me midway through that Mary
Pickford was not going to play Norma Desmond. But what do I do? How do
I get out of this one?" If you're Billy Wilder you think on your feet.
"I suddenly stopped reading, and just said, 'You know, Mary, you can
play anything. You really can. You can act rings around any actress.
But this is not on your level. It's not up to your caliber.' . . . So
you grasp what I mean about accidents."

And casting. Anyone
who's seen Wilder's "Double Indemnity" can only imagine Fred MacMurray
as insurance salesman Walter Neff. Yet MacMurray, too, was an accident
and probably never again as good as he was under Wilder, in "Indemnity"
and again in "The Apartment" 15 years later.

"Nobody wanted the
part of Neff, nobody. The leading actors said, 'It will be the end of
me!' Only Dick Powell said yes, but nobody else. (Co-star Barbara)
Stanwyck knew from instinct how sharp the story was, and she knew not
only her lines, but everybody else's lines. She's the quickest study
I've ever met in my life, by the way. But I remember asking MacMurray
to do it, and him saying, 'Billy, you know what I am? I'm not the actor
for this. I'm a sax player.' " Was MacMurray maybe worried about the
film's possible violence? Wilder practically put up his dukes at the
mention. "I'd like you to compare 'Indemnity' to the other James M.
Cain book, 'Postman Always Rings Twice'! No comparison. I hope I am not
known as the early Austrian Sam Peckinpah! Not only do I hate filming
violence, I also hate watching it in other peoples' movies! In my
movies, there have only been two or three deaths, unless you count the
St. Valentines Day Massacre in 'Some Like It Hot.' "

Point made,
Wilder was back on the subject of MacMurray. "It's 1959 and we were all
set to go with Jack Lemmon and Shirley MacLaine on 'The Apartment.'
With Paul Douglas as the boss who's been having an affair with the
elevator girl. Again, last-minute casting changes, and Paul Douglas was
out. Again I'm on the phone, what is this, 15 years later, to Fred
MacMurray. Again he says, 'No, Billy.' He had, at that time, a
two-or-three year deal with Disney, because he was doing the
'Absent-Minded Professor' things. So he says, 'Billy, how can I play a
family man from Long Island who has an affair with an elevator
operator? Disney would get mad! I mean, Billy, are you crazy?"

Like
a fox. "The Apartment" left Wilder with the triple crown of Oscars (for
writing and directing and producing) in one night. (He has 20
nominations and 6 Oscars.) The other afternoon, he rankled at the label
"dirty fairy tale" attached to "The Apartment." The notion being that
C. C. Baxter (Jack Lemmon) gets corporately ahead by offering his
bachelor pad to executives for after-hours affairs. "I don't understand
that 'dirty fairy tale' thing," scowled Wilder. "The character tries to
have a nice little career for himself, and he doesn't go after the
arrangement–he gets asked for the use of the apartment. So he gets a
little promotion? So?

"My father told me once, nobody's an
alchemist," added Wilder with a wink. "But if I was, I'd make a
thriller. There was never one kind of picture I made. I went from
'Witness for the Prosecution' to 'One, Two, Three.' Mr. Hitchcock, he
made only thrillers, and magnificently. But you know what a thriller is
to me? It's the movie where the boss chases the secretary around the
desk. . . . That's a thriller–and that's alchemy!"

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