Paul V. Coates — Confidential File, May 19, 1959

Confidential File

Into Each Life Some Confusion Must Fall

Paul_coatesBeverly Hills is widely advertised in all its Chamber of Commerce brochures as one of the best-policed cities in the nation.

As a direct result, I suppose, the town frequently runs into a serious shortage of criminals with which to cope.

On surface examination, this may seem like an ideal situation. But it isn't.

A
lull like this, if it lasts long enough, can become a distinct
embarrassment to the police department. I mean, it just doesn't look
good.

You have a bunch of cops sitting around in prowl cars with
nothing to do but idly file their nails, and first thing you know the
taxpayers start wondering about the annual police budget.

After all, how long can you go around proving that a city is well-policed if there's nothing left to police?

May 19, 1959, Cover Fortunately,
however, the protectors of law and order in Beverly Hills are not just
hillbilly constables with "Chicken Inspector" badges. They're thinking
men. And when there's no crime, they stir up a little.

They
launch a crackdown on lady shoppers who push market baskets home and
leave them in the streets. Or, they arrest strangers on suspicion of
being strangers. Because, let's just settle down and face it, you don't
get a BennySiegel slaying every day.

Now, I see by the papers
that they are relentlessly after yet another type of criminal — the
sneak who takes his work home from the office.

On June 3, the case of the People vs. Shearer will come to the test before the bar of justice in Beverly Hills.

It
all started when Lloyd Shearer, a prominent free-lance magazine writer,
was caught red-handed typing up an article in his Beverly Hills
apartment.

That's a violation of Section 10- 301, Beverly Hills
Municipal Code, which prohibits anyone from conducting business in a
residential zone. And it won't do Shearer any good to cop out that he
didn't know about it. Ignorance of the Beverly Hills law is no excuse.

 Assume,
for example, that Irving Berlin composed "God Bless America" by picking
it out on the keys of his parlor upright. If he did, that song's
illegal. And how about all of us who cherish cherry pie that is
advertised as "home baked"? We're all accessories after the crime.

I'm
even leery about my telephone. It rang the other night and when I
answered, a not-yet-settled voice told me: "This is Peter, the copy boy
down here at The Mirror-News."

That Old Razzmatazz

May 19, 1959, Abby "Is this a personal call or a business call?" I asked.

"No," the voice replied. "This here's Peter down at the paper."

"Peter!" I cried. "How're things? How's the wife?"

"Mr.Coates," Peter said reproachfully, "I'm not married, I'm only 18 years old, I haven't even had a date yet."

There was a brief silence, and he went on: "They told me to call you up because they can't find your tomorrow's column. Where'd you leave it?"

"I can't talk now, Peter?" I whispered hoarsely.

"Why?" he whispered back excitedly. "Whattsamatter?"

"I'm speaking from an R4 Zone," I told him.

And, as for the rest of you — until the heat is off — don't call me. I'll call you.

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Cashing In on Murder Victims

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Every so often, someone decides that what the world needs more than anything else is a grisly "Black Dahlia" doll.

This one is offered by a vendor named "dolls and dead things" and started life as a Barbie. I already complained to EBay about this item, which exploits a victim of violence, but it remains listed. I can't imagine this doll conforms with EBay's purported "community values," but as always, the site is unresponsive to complaints about prohibited material. 

The vendor says that 10% of the price of this doll goes to help deployed members of the military and their families. The vendor also says:
"All bones, both animal and human, used in our pieces are obtained legally, safely and with no harm coming to any living thing. It is safe and legal to own and wear human bone items. There is some legality to transporting human remains into Georgia and Tennessee but no other US states have similar laws."

Gee, I feel so much better.

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A Kinder, Simpler Time Dept.: Smog Eyes

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May 19, 1961
 
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May 19, 1939: Soldier Killed, Hundreds Hurt in Holy Land Riots

May 19, 1939: Comic panel of a detective arrested criminals, accompanied by a talking pelican with a machine gun.
I can accept a talking cartoon pelican. I can even accept a talking cartoon pelican that has human hands. But I’m having a hard time with a talking cartoon pelican carrying a machine gun. Maybe it’s just me. Continue reading

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Nuestro Pueblo

May 19, 1939, Nuestro Pueblo

Somehow, this reminds me of the unfinished house in F. Scott Fitzgerald's "The Love of the Last Tycoon."
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Found on EBay — 1923 A.M. Radio

Grebe Radio, EBay This Grebe CR-14 regenerative receiver has been listed on EBay. The vendor says this 1923 radio is in working condition — although if you have never tuned a regenerative receiver you'll need to learn how. I'm not sure I'd actually use this radio, but it would be cool to have around the shack. Bidding starts at $128.50.
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Found on EBay — Bullock’s Wilshire

Bullock's Hat Ebay

This hat from Bullock's Wilshire has been listed on EBay. Bidding starts at $19.99.
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Matt Weinstock, May 18, 1959

Traffic Tantrums

Matt_weinstockdNoel Voge,
professor of Slavic languages at UCLA, believes he has the explanation
of our murderous freeway driving. It's tied in with GeoffreyGorer and his swaddled Russian babies.

British anthropologist Gorer's
thesis, which created quite a fuss when it came out in 1949 (Izvestia
assailed him), was that because Russian babies were swaddled — wrapped
from chin to toe, their arms bound to their sides — they developed an
intense destructive rage which was a key to adult Russian character and
behavior.

"I had always considered this so much twaddle (rhymes with swaddle)," Voge stated, "until the other day. After miles of traffic signals always turning red, leftturners all turning left, laggards lagging and cutterinners
cutting in, my particular phalanx of traffic came to the open freeway.
Suddenly all the pent up destructive rage was released. Down went the
throttles. Out poured the smoke. Every driver seemed to be saying, "I
hate everybody!" I found myself driving along to the refrain, "Gorer was right.'"

What about the swaddling clothes? We don't need them. We get wrapped up in claustrophobic traffic.

::

May 18, 1959, Beauty Contest THE POOR, hard-working bus drivers are always fair game for the hecklers. You hear about their misdeeds, never their good deeds. Thus Virley P. Thompson claims that since the advent of MTA he has detected a new look in public relations by bus drivers.

In
the old days when they saw a person running for a bus, he says, they
sneered, slammed the doors and edged away, leaving the person standing
there, pounding on the doors.

Now, he says, they've been coached to assume a great sadness, pretending to be touched deeply by the plight of the door pounders, whom they still leave standing there.

And all the poor guys are trying to do is keep their schedules.

::

SEA SLIDE SAGA

The situation at Portuguese Bend
Just begs for facetious quips.
At least I can't help declaring
It's going down to the sea in slips.

-JUNE R. DRUMMOND

::

May 18, 1959, Comics VAGRANT REMARKS,
captured in mid-air. A man at a party, George Watkins reports, sang
this slight paraphrase of "I Get a Kick Out of You": "I feel no pain
from eminent domain." Of course, he lives in SanMarino … And a lady who disapproved of a fresh remark by a man retorted, "I think I'll file you under People I Used to Know."

::

"IF WE
oversleep, how come we never under sleep?" a reader asks, thereby
opening the floodgates on a bit of madness investigated recently in the
Saturday Review and the Rocky Mountain Herald.

Sly promulgators
of this so-called "movement to correct serious deficiencies in the
language" say if we have hardships we should be allowed "softships." If we have handicaps what about "footicaps" or "headicaps?" Outlines may be fine but "inlines" might also be helpful. And who opposes the righteous? Obviously the "lefteous."

What do you say we pretend the matter never came up.

::

May 18, 1959, Abby ONLY IN L.A. — A Renault Dauphine
in Wilshire Blvd. parking lot had an old style German Maltese cross on
the door and Herbert Goff, curious, asked the driver what it stood for.

"I just shot down a Volkswagen," was the straight-faced reply.

::

MISCELLANY — All
his life Joan Miro, 66, the modern painter whose work will be exhibited
at County Museum June 10, has been plagued by people wondering if he's
a man or a woman. The name,Catalonian for John, is pronounced Zho-AHN … Lee Payne was enchanted by a typo in a news story from Cleveland stating 800 reliefers
had been given surplus food including flour, rice, corn meal, butter
and powered milk. He has been looking for that kind since he was a baby
… Sudden thought: No one the object of more curiosity than a civilian
riding in a police car.

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Paul Coates — Confidential File, May 18, 1959

May 18, 1959, The Jackson Twins A dramatic moment in "The Jackson Twins." 

Confidential File

Ex-POWs Tell of China Reds

Paul_coatesI talked with two young men this week about some things they have in common:

Both
served with the U.S. Army in Korea. Both were captured by the enemy.
Both spent long months as prisoners of war under the Communist Chinese.

At one point, in fact, they were in the same POW camp.

But to hear their stories, you'd think they'd been at opposite ends of the earth.

One
of the former prisoners is Jack Gifford of Santa Monica. He's a
graduate history student, specializing in military affairs, at UCLA. He
was honorably discharged after being freed in August, 1953, along with
hundreds of other American GIs, in the voluntary prisoner repatriation program.

The second young man I talked with is Richard Corden,
now of Los Angeles. He's a sheet metal worker and occasionally lectures
to small groups. He was one of the 21 "turncoat" soldiers who declined
repatriation to go, instead, to Red China.

Separately, I put the same questions to the two men. Here are their answers:

May 18, 1959, Cover QUESTION — Describe for me, generally, the treatment given American prisoners of war by the Chinese.

Gifford: There
wasn't too much of what we'd call brutality. There was some, however.
The worst part of it was the inadequate food and the lack of medical
care.

Corden: The Chinese soldiers were very friendly.
They used a "lenient policy" on all of us. The food wasn't very tasty,
but there was enough of it.

Q — Did you see any brutal treatment at all?

Gifford: The worst I saw was when I first got to camp. I saw them bring in several GIs who'd been bayoneted by the guards.

Corden:
None. They did execute two American soldiers once, but they had
murdered guards while trying to escape. They were given fair trials.

Q — How were you, personally, treated?

May 18, 1959, Lynching Gifford: I
was thrown in jail, or solitary, a few times. Usually on trumped-up
charges. They'd make us sit at attention on sharp pine poles or kneel
on them for an hour at a time. But worst was being tossed into a hole
in the ground in below-zero weather.

Corden: They treated
me very well. Once, a guard forced me to give him a valuable ring I
had. But when his superiors found out he was punished and I got my ring
back.

Q — Did you ever try to escape?

Gifford: Once, eight of us had it all planned. But someone informed on us. That's when I went to solitary.

Corden: Most everyone felt it was ridiculous to try. There was no way to make contact — no underground.

Q –– Did you ever co-operate with the Chinese?

Gifford: No. A few times they warned me to change my ways. Finally they sent me to a "reactionary" camp.

Corden: I read the literature they passed out. I was interested. I helped organize some games, too.

Q — Once you heard about he voluntary repatriation program, was there any question in your mind as to what you'd do?

Gifford: Are you kidding?

Corden: Right away, I decided to stay.

Q –– Why do you think the 21 "turncoats" decided to stay in Red China?

Gifford:
I think most of them were afraid of prosecution for the co-operation
they gave the enemy camp. They knew they'd done wrong — violated oaths
as soldiers.

Corden: In my personal case, curiosity. It
gave me a chance to see a socialist country. I'd say that was the main
reason why most of us stayed.

Q — In POW camp, were the "progressive" prisoners given special favors?

Gifford: Yes, but not too openly. The guards would call them in for "talks" and give them extra rations, food, cigarettes.

Corden: No. I know of no instances of progressive prisoners being given favored treatment.

You pays your money, ladies and gentlemen, and you takes you choice.

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A Kinder, Simpler Time Dept.: What’s in That Ice Cream?

May 18, 1957, Ads

May 18, 1957

Note: Miltown was a frequently prescribed tranquilizer in the 1950s.

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Paul Coates — Special Report on Medical Quacks

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I've read many Paul Coates columns since the I began posting them on the Daily Mirror two years ago. But until now, I've never seen any of his programs. Here's a two-part report on medical quacks dated 1955. A special thanks for Michelle Patton for bringing the video to my attention.
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Woman Attacks Officer in Court, May 18, 1939


May 18, 1939, Cover

I'm conducting an experiment today. Some readers have complained that
the page is slow to load. About three weeks ago, we went to Typepad's
new, "improved" editor, which changed the way "the platform" handles images. A
full newspaper page weighs in at 1 megabyte and when I run several of them, a post can be 6 megabytes. This is my attempt to
work around the problem with a low-resolution thumbnail linked to a high-resolution image. Let me know if it helps. If this makes a siginifcant difference I'll switch but this doubles the work.
May 18, 1939, Homeless

Should Main Street's all-night movie theaters close at 1 a.m. to keep out the homeless?

Above and at left, all is not well with the streetcar system. The Pacific Electric Railway Co.'s request for a fare increase has resulted in a series of hearings by the State Railway Commission. Representatives of some communities want better service. They complain about substitution of buses or abandonment of streetcar routes. The commission's experts say there is "too much railroad" for the amount of business that is available.

Note the story on "Gilmore Island," an unincorporated parcel of land surrounded by Los Angeles that includes Farmers Market.

Don't think I've ever seen "mulcting" in a headline before.

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Found on EBay — Aimee Semple McPherson

June 24, 1926, Aimee Semple McPherson Speaking of Aimee Semple McPherson and the biography "The Vanishing Evangelist," a copy has turned up on EBay. And not just any copy, this one is inscribed to Matt Weinstock. Recall that the book was written under the pseudonym Lately Thomas. It was actually by Bob Steele, judging by this copy. It's listed under Buy It Now for $75. Yes, that's fairly steep and more than I'd want to pay, even though I'm a big Weinstock fan. But it's interesting to know that this copy is out there.
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Found on EBay — Duesenberg

Duesenberg Pistons Imagine how pleased Dad would be on Father's Day if he got this matched set of eight Duesenberg pistons! Bidding starts at $100.
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Voices — Farrah Fawcett

Farrah Fawcett with the sculpture she did of artist Keith Edmier which will be part of a Los Angeles County Museum of Art show opening November 21. Keith Edmier also did a sculpture in marble of Fawcett nude which will also be in the show but has not yet arrived from Italy because of delays at the port due to the Longshoreman lockout. the two pose by the sculpture at LACMA. Anne Cusack/ Los Angeles Times
11/14/2002

Photograph by Anne Cusak / Los Angeles Times

POSED AND READY: A sculpture of artist Keith Edmier made by Farrah Fawcett was part of an exhibition by the duo at the Los Angeles County Museum of Art in 2002.

[Note: After reading Charles Ornstein’s May 11 report on Farrah Fawcett’s struggle for privacy as she fights cancer, I thought it would be interesting to dig through the archives. Here’s a 1999 Robin Abcarian profile from the magazine and a 2002 Christopher Reynolds feature on her collaboration with Keith Edmier]

Farrah Fawcett Is Taking Our Calls

* It’s All Part of a Plan to Forget a Tabloid Past and Focus on a TV Movie Future. What Are the Odds It Will Work?

June 6, 1999

By ROBIN ABCARIAN, Robin Abcarian last wrote for the magazine on Daily Variety columnist Army Archerd

Once upon a time, there were three little girls who went to the Police Academy . . . and they were each assigned very hazardous duties. But I took them away from all that, and now they work for me.

–Charles Townsend, never-seen boss of “Charlie’s Angels.”

*

When Farrah Fawcett left “Charlie’s Angels” after only one season, her personal fairy tale was just beginning. With a blinding smile and feathered golden locks that launched a million bad imitations, she would soon be catapulted into the kind of decade-defining stardom that perhaps only Madonna has achieved since. But unlike the ambitious Madonna, who courted fame from the outset, fame courted Farrah.

Indeed, Fawcett’s life is a rare example of what can happen when beauty, timing and talent come together in perfect celestial alignment: Folks followed her mama around the grocery store to marvel at the beauty of her baby. Guys at the University of Texas memorized her schedule so they could watch her walk across campus. A Hollywood talent agent set his sights on her after seeing her photo in a local newspaper. Screen Gems/Columbia put her under contract as soon as she arrived in California in 1968. She starred in commercials with Joe Namath, married the Six
Million Dollar Man, posed for That Amazing Poster (red bathing suit, big smile) and rocketed to worldwide fame in her first and only season (1976-77) on a goofy TV series that captured the ’70s Zeitgeist so perfectly that no one could have planned it–a trio of beautiful women, liberated enough to solve crimes and go braless? Then she tamed a notoriously fickle movie star, became a mother at 37 and, to almost everyone’s surprise, transformed herself by sheer grit and talent from
eye candy into a real actress. Movie stardom may have eluded her, but for a long time, Farrah Fawcett was the queen, bar none, of the TV movie.

But lately, things haven’t been so great for Charlie’s breakout angel. Somehow it has come to pass that this . . . icon . . . this incandescent smiling object of 12 million fantasies (yes, that’s how many posters were sold) has become in the public imagination a boyfriend-battering wildcat so dislocated from reality that she can’t talk her way from Point A to Point B on a late-night TV talk show. She hasn’t worked for two years. Her most dramatic role has been as a victim in the assault trial of a former boyfriend. Drug rumors plague her. Lately, when you mention the name Farrah Fawcett, people lean in with looks of concern, and ask: Is she all right?

Good question.

“Knowing her as well as I do, I wouldn’t count her out,” says Jon Avnet, who produced “The Burning Bed,” the 1984 TV movie about wife-battering that transformed Fawcett’s career. “Maybe she’s made some bad choices, had some back luck. But she’s the real thing.”

By necessity, Fawcett, who turned 52 in February, is in the throes of reinvention, both personally and professionally. “The possibilities are limitless,” she says on several different occasions, making it sound like a mantra. She has an aggressive new team at work on her behalf, a contract for a TV movie scheduled to air in the fall, her longtime Los Angeles home is in escrow, and she is well aware that she can no longer skate on what has become the very thin ice of her former glory.

“I got a bad reputation and it’s hard, and I’m a woman,” she sighs in her familiar whispery voice.

*

Fawcett’s new agents, Darryl Marshak and Harry Gold, say they are undaunted by their client’s considerable baggage. They’ve already signed her to star in a CBS movie they describe as “Norma Rae settles down.” Her salary, $750,000, is close to top dollar for a TV movie. And, says Marshak, “We got a list a mile long for meetings.”

She is beginning to date, Fawcett says, “for the first time in my life,” and was recently asked
by her college boyfriend if she was available to be “courted.” (“Yes,” she told him, “I like that idea.”)

She is ridding herself of about five acres in mountaintop real estate. The 9,500-foot-square
mansion off Mulholland Drive that she bought in 1976 with then-husband Lee Majors is already in escrow (asking price: $2.65 million). Next door, a sleek, art-filled 2,300-square-foot home that she remodeled with polished concrete floors and leopard-print carpet is still for sale (asking price: $1.65 million). She bought the home as a place for her parents to stay when they visited from Texas, but ended up moving in after the big house was damaged in the Northridge earthquake.

Fawcett isn’t certain, or isn’t saying, where she’ll live. She talks about converting a warehouse in Venice, a place to paint, sculpt and live. It’s evident, as she gives a tour of both houses, that she’s in a downsizing mode.

On this day, she’s in tight faded jeans, a long-sleeved gray T-shirt and black leather motorcycle boots. She wears little makeup and her famous hair is nearly shoulder length and tousled. She says she’s under the weather and, over the course of a couple of months, complains about feeling sick quite a bit (her agent says she’s a “bit of a hypochondriac”). But she looks great.

Fawcett tends to run late or reschedule–at least for our interviews. But she can be immensely charming and is generous with her time once we get together. Sometimes she is surprisingly candid and at other times maddeningly elusive. She tends to ramble while she talks, leaping from
topic to topic, often assuming you already know the back story. Not an irrational assumption, actually, by someone who has been in the public eye for three decades.

As we tour the immense house off Mulholland, her assistant casually maneuvers Fawcett to help the actress avoid workmen and their inevitable gaping. “You know what I want?” she asks. “I want to take all the art that I love and not be shackled to a pool man, a gardener, cleaning the brush and the gutters, all of that . . . . I am just tired of rebuilding and redecorating.”

The quake was a turning point, and not for the better. “Since 1994, I’d have to say, my life has never been quite the same,” says Fawcett. “When I was young, my business might have had a lot of stuff going on, but I always came home to a very peaceful home environment. And now the
home environment is all chaotic.”

The disarray is not just physical: In March 1997, she announced her split with Ryan O’Neal, her
love interest of 17 years. It was the end of what was perceived as one of Hollywood’s most enduring–if tempestuous–romances. O’Neal lives in a home he has owned for many years on Pacific Coast Highway in Malibu. Their 14-year-old, Redmond, splits his time between households but attends school near his father. Redmond has had his share of teenage troubles already, some of which have been chronicled in the tabloids. “I loved my childhood, and in a way, I feel his has been distorted . . . it’s been taken too early from him,” says Fawcett, who attributes her breakup with O’Neal to parenting conflicts. (O’Neal did not respond to requests for an interview.)

In May 1997, Fawcett was accused by actress Kristen Amber of stealing clothes and destroying nude photographs from the home of writer-director James Orr, who was involved with Fawcett. Farrah denied the thefts. No charges were filed, but the accusations found their way into mainstream media.

In June 1997, Fawcett raised eyebrows after a disjointed interview with David Letterman to promote a pay-per-view showing of her Playboy video, one in which she smears her naked (and astonishingly firm) body with gold paint and hurls it against a huge canvas. Both Letterman and the audience interrupted her repeatedly, and at one point, a stage manager tripped on a cable and fell. On the other hand, Fawcett seemed unfocused. She told a story of fans chasing her into Central Park and couldn’t think of the word “embankment.” She turned to look at Letterman’s backdrop and uttered a non sequitur “Wow!”

The press was not kind: “Spacey,” “distracted,” “rambling” were some of the adjectives used to describe her appearance. People magazine called her “Hollywood’s woman on the verge.” The tabloids were more brutal. One headline read: “Farrah Drug Agony.”

Reviewing the Letterman tape, it’s hard to say whether Fawcett got a bad rap. She certainly thinks she did.

“If I hear the word incoherent again,” she says in exasperation, explaining that she was exhausted, hungry, nervous and embarrassed by the Playboy photos that Letterman showed the audience. During another chat, she says her appearance was a “performance.” She watched the tape recently
and thinks she was pretty damn funny.

But if 1997 was, as Fawcett told Details magazine, “like living in a Dali painting,” 1998
was even stranger. The year started promisingly with a small, critically praised performance in Robert Duvall’s glowingly reviewed “The Apostle.” And her time on the Louisiana set, she says, was “the best acting experience I’ve ever had.” She attended a White House screening of the film in late January. Then, two days after she returned to L.A., following a drawn-out evening of arguing, Fawcett was assaulted by Orr, a boyfriend six years her junior with whom she’d had
an off-and-on relationship. Orr claimed Fawcett, consumed with jealousy and suspicion, assaulted and threatened him. The case was complicated by the fact that Fawcett smashed some of the windows at his Bel-Air house with a baseball bat, would not go to trial for seven months,
during which time Orr and Fawcett reconciled, pleaded with prosecutors to drop the case and then broke up in June for good.

Around that time, one of the tabloids ran a photo of Fawcett standing in a gym next to Harry Perzigian, the convicted drug dealer whom Carroll O’Connor accused of abetting the suicide of his son, Hugh. Fawcett says she called O’Connor and swore to him that she hadn’t known Perzigian and had simply been asked to pose for a picture with a fan.

“It’s very easy for people to say, ‘Oh her behavior is erratic, or she’s thin, or she’s acting strange,’ ” says Fawcett, gliding past the fact that her behavior has seemed erratic, that she is thin and that she has acted strange. “Because I didn’t speak about the James Orr incident, nobody really knew about [the stress she was under]. I became more reclusive, I didn’t go to parties. I didn’t call people to discuss it. I just didn’t feel like it. I didn’t know if we were gonna go to trial
. . . . That was probably one of the few times in my life I didn’t know how to handle the situation . . . it was a tough period.”

Given that public disintegration is not rare in the world she inhabits, and that there had long been reports of Fawcett’s appearing disheveled and fuzzy-tongued around town, theories about this seemingly sad denouement to a stunning career were advanced: Drugs. Alcohol. Drugs and alcohol. Emotional strain and drugs and alcohol.

“Rumors, unfortunately, in a business like this are never productive or positive,” says Universal Studios President Ron Meyer, who was Fawcett’s agent for eight years. “If there are negative rumors around, people are usually put in a position of having to protest too much.”

Fawcett has a theory about the bad press.

“It seems to me I started being attacked or scrutinized or written about in a strange way when Ryan and I separated,” she says. “He was a really good buffer. They seemed to be a bit more respectful when I was with Ryan. Now I’m free, and it’s like, take your best shot: ‘Yeah, you
slept with her, yeah, you did drugs with her . . . she did this, she was mean, she’s a lesbian’ . . . . I wonder if it’s just human nature, that they sense when someone is vulnerable . . . it seemed vicious.’ ”

The tabloids, with their knack for choosing alarming photos to go with alarming stories, have recently had a field day with Fawcett. “When people see me now, they say, ‘You look so beautiful, you look so gorgeous,’ ” she says. “The only reason they’re saying that is because there have been such horrific pictures of me out there.”

And yet the symbiotic relationship of star and tabloid is a fact of Hollywood life. In February, the National Enquirer ran a sympathetic story to accompany Polaroids taken the night Orr beat her up. She says she doesn’t know how they were obtained but was relieved by the story’s tone, since she’d been depicted as a crackpot by much of the mainstream press. (One Times columnist described the assault trial as the “Farrah Fawcett head case.”)

“I was so embarrassed,” she says, “and on the other hand, I thought maybe people now will understand that what I was going through was not some temper tantrum, not some anorexic,
drug-crazed, neurotic actress thing.”

“After we ran the story,” says Enquirer editor Steve Coz, “Farrah called me up to thank me
profusely. She was so enamored of the Enquirer’s presentation of the story . . . . ”

Not about to let the access ebb, Coz then published a flattering story (“Farrah–her new look & new life”). “Right now, Farrah will take my calls,” says Coz cheerfully. “And she’s a sweetheart.”

Fact is, even her critics say she’s a sweetheart. But she is damaged from events of the last few years.

“She hasn’t worked for two years, and I think it’s hurt her drastically,” says her new manager, Mark Burg of Evolution Entertainment. “She has been painted by James Orr as a crazed psycho woman.” Orr, through his lawyer, declined to comment for this story.

Marshak and Gold, the agents, said their first reaction when Ron Meyer called them last winter to suggest they sign Fawcett was “cautious excitement.” Their agency, Gold/ Marshak/ Liedtke, specializes in old-timers in need of professional rejuvenation and young adults on the rise.

“I think she is a consistently superb actress,” says Meyer. “I have never seen any sign of drug abuse or anything that has given me any reason to think that she has a problem.”

“As we started to do our research,” says Gold, “no one could give us information about Farrah
being difficult or not showing up or any of that stuff . . . . And because of the questions hanging around about her, we needed her to come to meetings.”

“We’ve taken her to heads of networks, and studios,” says Marshak. “She was on time, articulate, all that stuff.”

Fawcett, whose last foray into series television was the ill-fated “Good Sports” with Ryan O’Neal in 1991, has said she’s not interested in the rigors of a series. But, says Marshak, “Believe me, if David Kelley (creator of ‘Ally McBeal’ and ‘The Practice’) called tomorrow, I would drag her ass down to Fox and say, ‘Open mind, open mind.’ ”

*

Despite the rumors and bad news, or maybe because of them, Fawcett remains an object of fascination. Both the E! network and A&E recently produced biographies on her.

“The possibilities are limitless,” says Burg. “Everyone wants to meet her. Every 35-year-old studio
executive and writer grew up with her poster above his bed . . . . There are scripts that will get made in the next year . . . roles playing opposite the likes of Warren Beatty and Clint Eastwood.
Personally, I don’t want to see Sean Connery [with] Catherine Zeta-Jones, OK? I don’t want to see Michael Douglas with Gwyneth Paltrow. I think it’s time for 50- and 60-year-old actors to maybe
think about women their own age.”

Anything Susan Sarandon is considered for, he says, should be shown to Fawcett. This makes
historical sense: Fawcett replaced Sarandon in the 1983 off-Broadway production of the revenge drama “Extremities,” which led to Fawcett’s turn as a battered woman who immolates her sleeping husband in “The Burning Bed.”

Not only does “The Burning Bed” remain NBC’s highest-rated TV movie, but the very words became a kind of Hollywood shorthand. After the movie aired, “managers would call and say, ‘She’d like to do her Burning Bed,’ ” says Robert Greenwald, who directed the film. “It means someone who wants to make a career transformation and be taken seriously.”

Says “Burning Bed” producer Avnet, “What I discovered watching her with Robert is that she had this extremely volatile temper that she could access, that she had these emotions and this rage . . . . ”

That rage, Avnet speculates, is the special burden of the woman imprisoned by her looks. “No one expected her to be smart,” he says, noting that he and Greenwald would work with her again in a heartbeat.

“I loved Farrah,” says Preston Fischer, who produced two of her TV movies, “Murder in Texas” in 1981 and “Criminal Behavior” 11 years later. “I certainly found that she was more difficult the last time than the first . . . . But whatever problems I had with her on the second set, all she had to do was smile and she would melt you away.”

Even people on her most troubled project–the Playboy video–came away with mixed emotions. Dick Rosetti, president of worldwide productions for Playboy, worked with Fawcett for eight months, and he says, “I did indeed truly fall in love with Farrah, and a strong part of me still loves her.”

Yet the experience turned out to be miserable for both of them. Playboy had been chasing her for so many years that she was able to win complete creative control and a sweet financial deal. The video’s first half is a documentary-style biography, featuring clips of her performances and
interviews with people who’ve worked with her. The second half features Fawcett sculpting and painting in the buff and rolling around nude in the waters of St. Bart’s.

The studio shoots, says Rosetti, were unpleasant. “She would get into very, very aggressive moods, then she would get into very, very passive moods. And she never, ever shows up
on time for anything. And you can quote me on that.”

“Can you imagine what I was up against?” asks Fawcett, her voice full of contempt. “Misogynistic, chauvinistic, duplicitous people. They lied to me. They compromised me many times. If I had an idea, they were threatened.”

“She has been abused and hurt by a lot of people so she just assumes people are out to get her,” says Rosetti, who was, to his dismay, subpoenaed by the defense in Orr’s trial last August.
Charged with two misdemeanor counts of assault, Orr faced two years in jail. Rosetti’s testimony was to have buttressed Orr’s attempts to portray Fawcett as a creature given to irrational demands and fits of anger.

The Rosetti testimony was part of a strategy to reduce any damage the prosecution hoped to inflict with testimony from Jamie Rose, Orr’s former wife. According to a previously sealed trial
transcript, the prosecution planned to call Rose to testify that Orr had choked her twice during their marriage and that Orr had offered to send her out of town during the trial. Orr’s attorney disclosed that, in rebuttal, Rosetti would then testify he saw Fawcett with “white powder on her nose . . . behaving like she had just used cocaine,” that he observed her smoking “what appeared to be a marijuana cigarette,” and that he had to restrain Fawcett when she was “physically and
verbally attacking her assistant.” Fearing the damage to Fawcett’s reputation, prosecutors opted not to call Rose, which legally shut the door on the defense’s calling Rosetti.

Orr and Fawcett met in 1994, when he directed her in a Disney movie called “Man of the House.”
He testified that he began dating Fawcett that August; she testified that they got together after she and O’Neal split up in February 1997. The relationship was always turbulent.

From the beginning, the case was somewhat misportrayed in the press as an incident of mutual
combat, as a face-off with bar stools. But Orr was the only one who brandished a bar stool, and he poked it at Fawcett hard enough to deeply bruise her arm as she held a cymbal stand. The trial transcript shows that Fawcett struck Orr just once, and that was to kick out at him after he’d pinned her to the ground.

Fawcett testified that Orr pulled her to the ground and banged her head against asphalt, splitting open her scalp; he maintained that she tripped and that he then straddled her for her own good. “I got on top of her as if to restrain her, keep her down so she could control herself,” he
testified. “She was fighting me like a wildcat.”

Fawcett, fearing Orr’s arrest and the ensuing press nightmare, refused to seek medical attention. “I think that I realize I’m trapped by, you know, who I am,” she testified, explaining why she returned with her assistant, Colette Weintraub, to Orr’s home the night after the incident for help to stop her bleeding from the scalp. “If I go and seek help, it’s going to be sensationalized. I knew I couldn’t do that. I tried to explain it to him . . . . I just wanted him to acknowledge what he had done, maybe say he was sorry. And that didn’t happen.”

Why both she and Weintraub carried bats the second night is a point of contention. They testified they were frightened of Orr, who had once been Weintraub’s boss. Orr’s attorney claimed they planned to attack him. Incensed that Orr refused to come out of his house, Fawcett testified that she told him, “You broke my head. I’m going to break your windows.” As she smashed glass, Orr phoned the private Bel-Air Patrol, whose officers saw Fawcett’s injuries as she was leaving and
called the LAPD.

A jury found Orr guilty of one count of misdemeanor assault.

Though a probation officer recommended 270 days in jail, Santa Monica Superior Court Judge Robert Altman gave Orr three years’ probation and ordered him to attend counseling. In an unusual sentencing statement, Altman blamed Fawcett for the incident. “Ms. Fawcett was jealous and angry and precipitated the violence,” he said. “Clearly, Mr. Orr had been pushed to the breaking point . . . . ”

Deputy City Atty. Lara Bloomquist was outraged. “This was not a one- or two-slap incident,”
she says. “This guy went completely out of control. She had bruising on both sides of her neck, bruising on her legs, bruising on her coccyx bone where he knocked her to the ground, a significant bruise on her cheekbone, her head was split open about half of an inch where he
pounded her head into the pavement.”

Fawcett, who received immunity from vandalism charges, is bitter about Orr’s light sentence
and defiant about her own behavior. “I didn’t care about immunity,” she says. “I said, ‘You know what? I’ll do my time, let him do his time. I’ll have some quiet time, clean some toilets. They want to give me three days in a women’s correctional place for doing what I did. Fine.’ ”

Maybe she can imagine it because she’s played battered women who take revenge and pay the consequences. Or maybe she said it to get Orr to admit he wronged her. Or maybe it’s part of her
tough-girl-from-Texas act. It’s hard to know with someone like Fawcett. The possibilities, you might say, are limitless.

::

Poster to pedestal

* Coming soon to LACMA … Sculptor Keith Edmier and his muse, Farrah Fawcett, make art together.

November 16, 2002

By Christopher Reynolds, Times Staff Writer

One day when he was in the fourth grade, Keith Edmier of Tinley Park, Ill., entered a Kay-Bee Toy & Hobby Shop and laid eyes upon a certain poster of a certain smiling actress with blond tresses and a red swimsuit. The year was 1976, maybe 1977, and this was something like
love at first sight.

“That image,” Edmier said the other day, “was the most beautiful picture I’d ever seen. It was pure.”

And it set an imagination in motion. Someday he and Farrah would be together, and barriers would fall away and a video camera would roll, and clothes would be shed, and he’d sculpt Farrah, and Farrah would sculpt him. In fact, Farrah would make a life-size bronze sculpture of him, muscled and naked. And then the results would go on display in the largest encyclopedic art museum west of the Mississippi.

All right, perhaps that’s not exactly what Keith Edmier imagined back then. But that’s what happened.

Edmier and Farrah Fawcett, once distant figures on opposite ends of the celebrity spectrum, are now collaborators. Their joint artistic venture, “Keith Edmier and Farrah Fawcett 2000,” comes to the Los Angeles County Museum of Art on Thursday as the marquee attraction in an exhibition that examines the relationship between celebrity and fan, and also between projection and reality. The central work is a pair of sculptures: a reclining marble sculpture of her, done mostly by him;
and a standing bronze sculpture of him, done mostly by her. Along with the sculptures there are a few smaller works, and photos, video images and sketches made as the project evolved. If this seems odd and unnerving from a distance, it’s often been that way up close as well.

On their first day of collaboration, with roles and objectives still largely undefined, “we started undoing the boxes of clay,” Fawcett recalled in an interview at Edmier’s Venice studio. “I remember being filled with trepidation, thinking ‘OK, now, can I touch the clay?’ It
was much, much, much more tense than a first date. There was more riding on this.”

Their work has drawn backing from the Art Production Fund, a New York-based nonprofit organization that supplies funds for artists’ projects; and Rizzoli, which is publishing “Keith
Edmier and Farrah Fawcett: Recasting Pygmalion” this month. It also attracted curator Lynn Zelevansky, who brought the project to LACMA.

With this collaboration, Zelevansky writes in an exhibition essay, “Fawcett has played a provocative game … : She is challenging the public to see her as a complex and engaged human being, not simply the object of projected fantasy.”

Of course, LACMA is playing a provocative game too. Though Fawcett’s talents as an actress have been widely acknowledged, her greatest fame is as one of television’s original “Charlie’s Angels” in 1976, and her best-known previous artwork is probably the series of paintings she did in a 1997 Playboy video, applying paint to her body, then rolling on canvases.

“Is this a joke?” asked one LACMA member in an e-mail to the editor after reading of the exhibition. “While there are still things about LACMA I appreciate … am left scratching my head as to what exactly their commitment to fine art is.”

“I knew we’d be accused of sensationalism,” said Zelevansky. “But it was a project that I really
believed in, initiated by an artist with whom I’ve wanted to work for many years. And for me, the whole notion of the muse looking back and gaining a voice is a very important idea.”

The project began with Edmier, 35, who studied at CalArts and worked in the film business
(he did special-effects makeup on “Barton Fink,” “Texas Chainsaw Massacre III” and other movies) before moving to New York and embarking on a career as an artist in the early 1990s. For most of the last decade, his specialty has been the grown-up probing, in sculpture, of his own old, childish ideas.

For one piece in 1996, Edmier tracked down Evel Knievel, an old hero. For another piece, he invoked the girl who inspired his first crush — a girl who wore her blond hair in a feathered style inspired by a certain television star. Through these and other sculptures and installations, Edmier won a growing reputation, including solo gallery shows from New York to London, Paris and Berlin.

But he hadn’t found a way to face head-on that transcendent moment in the toy store — until 1999. Then, after one letter failed to get through, he found a way to reach the actress, relying on curator Irene Tsatsos of Los Angeles Contemporary Exhibitions as an intermediary.

As Edmier knew from an old profile in the teen magazine Dynamite, Fawcett studied art herself. In fact, the year Edmier was born, 1967, Fawcett was a 20-year-old art major at the University of Texas at Austin. Her professional acting career took off the following year when she moved to Los Angeles for the summer. Years later, as a television and movie star living in the Hollywood Hills, she set up a tin-shed art studio in her yard.

Edmier’s request got her attention, Fawcett said, “specifically because he obviously knew about my interest in art, and my sculpture.”

They met in May 2000 and hit it off. Soon a plan was launched: That August, Edmier would make a portrait of Fawcett, and Fawcett would collaborate.

Once the studio space was secured and supplies were on hand, “we basically just started pushing clay around, talking,” Edmier recalled.

Working on an early press release to summarize their project, “we’d get as far as, ‘Keith and Farrah intend … ‘ and he’d get hysterical laughing,” Fawcett said.

At first the two worked together on an image of her. But as the project developed, their thinking widened, and Fawcett set to sculpting Edmier while Edmier was sculpting her.

Despite a few bumps in the road — their first terra-cotta collaboration exploded in the kiln — the partnership stretched to two years, on and off, enduring Sept. 11, family crises and the unpredictable nature of Fawcett’s acting gigs.

The sculpture of Fawcett was cast in fiberglass, shipped to Italy and copied by craftsmen into marble. The figure of Edmier was cast in bronze in upstate New York. Among the other pieces they made together: multiples of “Shell,” a large clamshell made of melted crayons and filled with beach sand from Padre Island, Texas. A handful of the smaller pieces have been exhibited in
Europe, but the central dual portrait is going public for the first time.

Though the image of Fawcett is a nude, the supine figure lies in the most demure pose possible, which is not a coincidence. Fawcett wore a bathing suit and a chiffon cover-up for most of the
work, and “I know when I was up on the clay, I was very conscious of revealing as little as possible. The intention was not to make it erotic.”

The male figure, on the other hand, stands tall and  conceals nothing. That posed a challenge for Fawcett, who’d never sculpted male genitals before. Yet the strangest thing about posing
nude, said Edmier, was “how normal it all felt.”

Along the way, Edmier and Fawcett learned enough about each other that the two of them, both single, can do a fair imitation of a long-married couple. In fact, Edmier said, “we’ve had a personal relationship.” Between them, it is established that he is the morning person, she is the night
person. He is inclined to trust his memory; she takes notes, makes sketches, dates Polaroids. He is the one who has worked with unorthodox materials like dental acrylic; she is the one with more experience in clay.

Working with Edmier, Fawcett decided, was “like meeting with a secure director, a Robert Altman, who says, ‘What are your ideas?’ ” And in their working relationship, she added, “we were able to sort of leave my celebrity out of it.”

Whether or not the art is worthwhile, audiences and critics will soon have a chance to judge. And the marketplace may as well. Edmier and Fawcett will replicate some of their works in editions of up to 10, and Edmier’s dealer, Friedrich Petzel in New York, has already sold three pieces from the “Shell” edition. (Petzel declined to disclose prices.)

“I hope we can just make some of the costs back,” said Edmier.

As for the distance now between the star and the fan, things have changed since that day at the toy store.

“If I had to pick people who really knew me, through work, through frustration, through extreme happiness, through extreme creativity — you know, the whole realm — I would say: Keith does,” said Fawcett. “And he’s known me for less time than a lot of people.”

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A Kinder, Simpler Time Dept.: Charlton Heston Smokes Camels

May 17, 1953, Ads

May 17, 1953

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The Era of Fear and Prophesies of Doom, May 17, 1959

May 17, 1959, Handsome Zodiac Clock

Gaaah! What were they thinking? No wonder these were on sale!

May 17, 1959, Bestsellers

This Sunday paper is an alarming time capsule with fear and anxiety on every page, plus a little sex here and there. At left, "What We Must Know About Communism" is No. 3 on the nonfiction bestseller list. Then there's "Doctor Zhivago," "The Ugly American," "Lady Chatterley's Lover" and "Lolita."  

Below, a typical theme of the era. Rudolf Flesch responds to an article in the Saturday Evening Post (a relic that was once found in most middle-class homes)  about the likelihood of World War III, which usually broke down as the "free world" versus the "communist empire."

May 17, 1959, World War III

May 17, 1959, Nixon Poll

Vice President Richard Nixon leads New York Gov. Nelson Rockefeller in a Gallup poll of likely GOP presidential candidates.

May 17, 1959, Arechigas

Conspiracies in America's past!

May 17, 1959, Iraq

Iraq — and all that oil — may go to the communists!
 
May 17, 1959, Letters

America forgets its veterans! Traffic is terrible! Landlords are jerks! We're cutting at home and sending money to foreigners!

May 17, 1959, Cars

… cars are NOT all about sex …

May 17, 1959, Smut

… and smut is corrupting young America!

May 17, 1959, Manly Palmer Hall

The Times runs articles on two local religious figures in the Sunday paper. But what figures! Aimee Semple McPherson and Manly Palmer Hall!  I should mention a book by my friend and colleague, Louis Sahagun, on Hall. Check it out.

And check here for Lately Thomas' "Vanishing Evangelist."
  

May 17, 1959, Aimee Semple McPherson

May 17, 1959, Ma Barker

The state of women's history in the 1950s: a feature on Ma Barker.

May 17, 1959, Gloria Vanderbilt

Gloria Vanderbilt vs. Leopold Stokowski!

May 17, 1959, Gorgo

What if "Gorgo" was set in Paris instead of London? 

May 17, 1959, Nebbishes
Herb "Hy" Gardner's "The Nebbishes," a foreshadowing of the dismal state of comics' artwork yet to come. Fortunately, the strip was soon canceled and he put his time to better use writing "A Thousand Clowns."

May 17, 1959, Sports

Even the Dodgers lost, 6-0.

May 17, 1959, Gordo

Thank heavens for Gordo!

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Nuestro Pueblo


May 17, 1939, Nuestro Pueblo

Dec. 9, 1938, Christmas House

Dec. 15, 1938, Christmas House

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Found on EBay — Selig Movie Poster, 1912

Selig Polyscope, 1912 This poster for the Selig Polyscope production of "Kings of the Forest" has been listed on EBay. I'm unable to locate any mention of this film in The Times. The vendor says that this is an original. The poster is listed as Buy It Now for 1,999.99.

(See previous listing for a poster from "The Peculiar Nature of the White Man's Burden.")

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Matt Weinstock — May 16, 1959

 

Case of the Dead Cat

Matt_weinstockdJean Helnze
concedes that the Chavez Ravine eviction was more dramatic but there on
the sidewalk last Tuesday in front of the publicity office at 521 N La Cienega Blvd., where she works, was this dead gray cat.

At
9:30 a.m. she called the City Hall and asked for the dead animal
department. She was transferred to sanitation, animal disposal and
garbage, repeating to each the case of the dead gray cat.

At
4:10 p.m. it was still there so she called City Hall again. This time
she was told it was a county matter. She called the county disposal and
was told they were about two days behind in picking up dead animals in
the area but would take care of it.

1959_0516_rescueKitty was still there at
9:30 a.m. Wednesday, so Jean called county health and after being
transferred twice more was told after 20 minutes deliberation that the
county couldn't touch it, it was a city matter.

 She called City
Hall again and a woman consulted a colleague then told Jean it was so a
county problem. However, she was transferred to another extension to
establish jurisdiction and then to another where a man consulted a map
and said it was indeed a city matter and the little gray cat soon would
be picked up, which it was.

::

THE TROUBLED AIR — The film "Bad Men of Missouri," being shown on KTLA,
was interrupted at a sequence where the Younger brothers got started on
their lives of crime as a result of a violent eviction — for a report
from City Council on the Arechigas' stormy eviction … Tom Cracraft keeps wondering if the summer replacement for the TV program "Keep Talking" will be "Aw, Shut Up" … Tom Dixon urged KFAC listeners to "be sure you look at the label. Blue Braindrops." But then we're all more or less brainwashed these days.

::

FREEWAY FRUSTRATION

After the traffic jams are past
And we roll on the freeways, free at last,
When we're all relaxed and peace descends
Up looms a sign saying
"Freeway Ends."

-HELEN MITCHEL

::

May 16, 1959, Comics PLAYBOY magazine recently had a short story by Richard Matheson
titled "The Distributor." It was about a seemingly kindly gentleman
named Theodore, really a vicious rat, who moved into a new neighborhood
and methodically set about creating havoc.

Asked what his
business was, he replied, "I'm in distribution." He didn't say so, but
he meant his infinite talent for distributing mischief.

He ordered an unwanted cab sent to one neighbor. He summoned a TV repairman to another. He placed an ad in a paper advertising another's
car for sale at a ridiculously low price. He ripped out another
neighbor's ivy and fingered boys who lived nearby. He ordered a
swimming pool for another. Caught in the grip of his own fiendishness, he created a boy-and-girl scandal, and stirred racial hatred.

He
is not alone. A man in Hollywood has been doing a similar, if milder,
job of mischief. Any coupon for a free sample, any unused prepaid
return postal card is a challenge to him. He subscribes to magazines on
reduced rate card inserts for people who don't want them. Sometimes the
subscription includes a bonus book and the recipients are dismayed to
receive a bill for $2.49 or $4.76 and threatened with suit later if
they don't pay.

May 16, 1959, Abby His current triumph has to do with a man now receiving unsolicited rejuvenation pills. Soon he will get the bill.

Psychiatrists, he's yours.


::

FOOTNOTES — An Arcadia malaproper
told a lady named Lucy he was going to get his suit "alternated" …
Today's puzzle: A letter postmarked Huntington Park was delivered two
days later to the address on W 51st PL — with 3 cents postage due.
Apparently it was delayed because it had the stamp "Via Air Mail" on
it, although the sender had crossed it out … Sam Farnesworth wonders why "the story to end all stories" never seems to do so.

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