Michael Jackson in Victory Tour

July 9, 1984, Michael Jackson Victory Tour

July 9, 1984: Michael Jackson's Victory Tour:

"Michael Jackson is passively aggressive, childishly macho, asexually passionate, dreamily realistic … The 25-year-old pop sensation is the living, dancing embodiment of an oxymoron … a figure of speech in which opposite or contradictory ideas are combined."
July 9, 1984, Michael Jackson Victory Tour

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Paul V. Coates — Confidential File, June 25, 1959

June 25, 1959, Starkweather Executed

Confidential File

A New Instrument for Crime Detection

Paul CoatesA man without a camera took my picture yesterday.

It's not a particularly flattering one, but it wasn't intended to be.

Los Angeles County Sheriff's Deputy C. E. MacElroy, who took it, had motives other than flattery in mind.

By
using standard transparent films which he carried in a little gray box
— each bearing a coded facial characteristic — he wanted to produce a
full-face likeness.

He wanted to show me that his revolutionary "Identi-Kit,"
now being put into use by our Sheriff's Department, could soon become
the greatest practical aid to identification of wanted criminals since
the present system of fingerprinting was developed.

June 25, 1959, Coates Mug MacElroy is currently one of five deputies equipped with the kit. In 40 hours a deputy can master it.

And I'm more than slightly convinced, after watching the ease with which MacElroy operated it, that Identi-Kit may someday become as integral to law enforcement as fingerprinting, ballistics tests and shiny badges.

 I hope so. For a lot of reasons, I do. But that, I'll get to later.

Basically, this is what the kit consists of:

It
has 500 4 1/2 X 5 1/2-in. transparent slides. Each slide bears a facial
characteristic, or accessory. Each is coded by letter and number.

Among
the 12 categories of characteristics are ears, eyes, mouth, nose, chin
lines, eyebrows, lips, age lines. I, for example, have a C-28 chin and
an N-14 nose.

June 25, 1959, Starkweather When a deputy arrives at the scene of a crime with his Identi-Kit he could begin immediately interrogating a witness about the suspect's description.

From
the witness' recollection of the criminal's facial appearance the
deputy can quickly create a picture of the suspect, merely by stacking
the right chin, hairline, eyes, etc. into place.

 Then, with the
aid of the witness, he tackles the overall face, changing
characteristics as the witness recommends. Average time for the
procedure is 20 minutes.

Right away, when the witness is
satisfied with the likeness, the deputy can radio in the letters and
numbers of the 12 overlaying transparencies to his station, and
immediately these can be broadcast to every patrol car with an Identi-Kit.

With fantastic savings of both money and time, each car has a "mug shot" to work with.

The
possibilities of establishing a central file of facial characteristics
similar to today's fingerprint files are equally fantastic.

But
what also appeals to me about the new system — which, incidentally,
was originated by Hugh C. McDonald, chief of L.A. County's sheriff's
civil division, and developed with McDonald's technical assistant by
Townsend Engineered Products, Ind., of Santa Ana — is that it permits
a witness to put down in a picture his visual memory of a suspect
without being influenced by mug books.

Man Who Should Be Free

Too
often a witness' judgment is colored by studying mug shot after mug
shot of persons he knows to have criminal records. Too often he
confuses features and faces he's just seen in the mug books with the
face of an actual criminal.

It scares me to think of how many people are doing time today because of faulty eyewitness identification.

But
it encourages me to know that the Sheriff's Department is doing
something to increase the odds in favor of the innocent suspect.

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A Kinder, Simpler Time Dept: Your Music

June 25, 1973, Phil Ochs  

June 25, 1973: Phil Ochs (1940 – 1976) performs at the Ash Grove, 8162 Melrose, (1958 – 1973).

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Dodgers Star Banks on His Education

Aug. 19, 1961, Wally Moon
Photograph by Rothschild / KTTV

Aug. 19, 1961: Jerry Doggett, left, Wally Moon and Vin Scully.


July 26, 1960, Wally Moon
Photo by Joe Kennedy / L.A. Times

July 26, 1960: Wally Moon playing Texas Hold 'Em? No, it's just an innocent game of solitaire.


Wally Moon's home run made the difference in the Dodgers' 9-6 victory over the Phillies.

Moon became known for the home run during his years in Los Angeles.
He was acquired to give the lineup some left-handed power and moving
the fences in part of the Coliseum was seen as a boost for Moon and
Duke Snider. But he became famous in L.A. for his "Moon shots' over the
left-field screen.

He also had a reputation as a scholar of sorts. The Times' Jeane
Hoffman profiled Moon a couple days after the home run, stressing his
educational background. Moon held a master's degree in administrative
education from Texas A&M. Probably wasn't a lot of players with
master's degrees in 1959–wonder how many there are today.

"I look upon an education as an end to itself; it's a sort of
insurance policy against the day when I don't get to round third as
often or see that curve coming," Moon said. "Baseball life doesn't last
long. Then I can go back to teaching and not have to worry about where
my next decimal point is coming from!"

Moon hit .302 for the Dodgers in 1959, with 19 home runs and 11 triples.

–Keith Thursby

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Grand Jury Vice Probe! Gilmore Field Expanded

June 25, 1949, Pistol

"Put That Pistol Down, Young Lady."

June 25, 1949, Football
 
June 25, 1949, Vice Squad

June 25, 1949, Vice

Keith's 1949 post on Gilmore Field has dropped us in the middle of an extremely complicated grand jury investigation of the Los Angeles Police Department.

To summarize: Officers James Parslow, Thomas C. Lindholm and Port A. Stevens were suspended by a police board that included future Chief William Parker for using excessive force during an arrest. The officers were partners of Sgt. Charles Stoker, a figure in the Brenda Allen scandal,  and they accused police officials of trying to undermine Chief C.B. Horrall to obtain control of vice in Los Angeles.

 June 25, 1949, Overell

This is quite a page: Louise Overell, acquitted of helping Bud Gollum kill her parents, plans to get married. Police search for leads in the Green Twig murder of Louise Springer, who was kidnapped while sitting in a car a few blocks from the Black Dahlia crime scene.

 June 25, 1949, Alcoholics

City and county officials look for ways to keep chronic alcoholics out of the legal system.
.

 
June 25, 1949, Joke

Episcopal humor!

June 25, 1949, Berman

Ludovico Muratori, on location for "God's Earth," is killed by fumes from Stromboli volcano.

June 25, 1949, Pistol Permit

Leah Ruth Chase says her husband, screenwriter Borden Chase, is having an affair with her daughter from a previous marriage. She wants a handgun permit — and she wants her husband's gun permit revoked.

June 25, 1949, Burlesque

I'm amazed this got into The Times — even as a one-column ad.

June 25, 1949, Gilmore Field

The postwar building boom reached the minor leagues.

The Hollywood Stars planned to transform Gilmore Field by
turning bleacher seats into about 260 box seats and 1,000 grandstand
seats. "We hope this will take a little pressure off the demand for box
seats and reserved grandstand seats," said Oscar Reichow, the team's
business manager.

The right-field fence also would be removed so about 4.000 bleacher seats could be added.

Here's a silent home movie showing the ballpark in 1957. Looks like the plans might have been altered or not completed.

–Keith Thursby


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Brazil Offers to Accept German Refugees

June 25, 1939, Jewish Refugees

June 25, 1939: At the request of Pope Pius XII, Brazil offers to accept 3,000 German Catholics "of Jewish origin"
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City May Cut Police Overtime

June 25, 1899, Police Salaries

June 25, 1899: A City Council committee weighs the complicated issue of police salaries. Some officers complain that their duties require more than an eight-hour workday. Another issue is whether travel time to get to their beats should be included in calculating their hours.

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Woman Sets Trap for Man Who Sent Obscene Poem

June 25, 1889, Hats

June 25, 1889: Siegel the Hatter has handmade hats!

June 25, 1889, Obscene Mail

June 25, 1889: A young lady named Carrie Arnold (or Carrier Turner — The Times used both names) receives an indecent proposal — in verse — and her father persuades her to help set a trap for the man who sent it. Police arrest W.W. Wyman who says he merely addressed an envelope for a friend and had no idea what was inside. During his trial, it was revealed that Wyman was actually missing author A.S. Burroughs and he was sentenced to two years in prison.

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Found on EBay — Burbank Theater

Burbank Theater Ebay

This postcard of the Burbank Theater, 548 S. Main St., has been listed on EBay. The theater was built in 1893 and torn down in 1974.  Bidding starts at $8.
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Matt Weinstock, June 24, 1959

The Other Half

Matt Weinstock He calls
himself Skid Row Joe From Kokomo. His conversation is rambling and
disjointed. It doesn't seem to make much sense. Yet when you put it all
together it does. Like some of William Faulkner's writing.

"You
made a crack last week," he began, "about a lady who claimed government
agents were shooting invisible rays at her. I've been hypnotized by
some invisible force myself. I had dreams where I was supposed to cut
my throat but when I woke up it was a false alarm.

"Another
time I had the feeling I was being forced to concentrate like a mind
reader does to a person. Think what it would do if used on a banker to
force him to reveal the combination of a safe or on a scientist to make
him reveal secrets about our defense.

June 24, 1959, Marilyn Monroe "NOW
DON'T
think I'm a wino or cokehead. I don't use either one. If I have
the price I buy a drink of Bushmill's or John Powers' or Jack Daniels.

"I
see where Superman killed himself. Man, am I glad I'm only a bum. A lot
of people think us dumb slobs need psycho treatment. What about
Superman and all the other people who have everything that wealth will
give them? Look what they do with it.

"Compare
their lives with us Skid Row bums who have to sleep in box cars or
anywhere we can and mooch off the belly robbers. You don't believe me?
Okay, on your vacation dress like a bum, travel from coast to coast and
see for yourself. I say instead of so much foreign aid, give every
unemployed American over 45 $35 a week to spend on food, clothes and
shelter."

::
A
CLEANING MAN
, hired for the day, came into a home in South Bel-Air and
gaped. "Look at all those books!" he exclaimed in awe, "I never saw so
many books!" Then he turned to the lady of the house and said softly,
as if in apology, "We just watch television."
::
POINTED WARNING
Don't go too near the cactus
Or you'll get stuck in the bactus.
–JOSEPH P. KRENGEL
::
June 24, 1959, Sexes IMMINENCE
of July 4 reminded Bill Richardson of the S.C. Gas Co. of a playful
serviceman on holiday detail who some years ago created some Grade A
consternation. Placing a firecracker in a metal wastebasket, he phoned
the company and pretended to be a customer asking instruction on
relighting his furnace. After telling the girl he had a 50-ft. phone
cord, he reported, "OK, I'm going downstairs … I'm in the basement in
front of the furnace … I'm striking a match…" Then, blooie! Moaning
as if in pain, he asked, "What do I do now?
"Just a moment," the poor girl exclaimed excitedly, "I'll let you talk to my supervisor!"
::
LET
US CLEAR
the file on the subject, raised here recently, why, in an era
of wrist watches, do clothing manufacturers still put watch pockets in
men's trousers?
"Because,"
Railroad Wife replied, "railroad men still use them for their watches.
But not all of them have them. I've had to sew in dozens of them."
Tom Cassidy of KFAC called to say radio announcers carry their stopwatches in them. They use them to time scripts.
L. Davis of Torrance and three other persons insisted they're no longer watch pockets, they're lighter pockets.
Others
find the pockets ideal for coins and tokens. A man in Reseda who hasn't
carried a "turnip" for 25 years has been campaigning quietly to have
them called coin pockets. Furthermore, when he selects a pair of
trousers that doesn't have one he refuses to buy.
::
AT
RANDOM
— The hired hands in a Hollywood office are using the "Anatomy
of a Murder" ads showing a disjointed silhouette of a man as a voodoo
symbol — sticking pins in them. . .There's a truck amok in town with
the inscription, "Cheeses that pleases" … Girl named Jane reports
that in a dim, dusty old saga of the West on TV the hero reckoned the
villain was head of a band of "wrestlers" …  Sudden thought: A lot
of innocent, peace-loving sharks are going to get killed before the
current shark scare is over.

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Paul V. Coates — Confidential File, June 24, 1959

June 24, 1959, Uras

Confidential File

A Stirring Problem When You're in Stir

Paul CoatesAmong
men doing hard time, the proper care and handling of a parole board is
a priceless skill. It's an art practiced and polished and passed along
from generation to generation of the convicted.

It's endless fodder for bull sessions. It moves the listless clock.

In their luxury-naked cells the younger, less seasoned prisoners sit in the background, listening and dreaming.

The old cons do the talking. Like professors at a seminar, they drone ad infinitum.

Theories, counter-theories. They've got an endless supply. Bone by bone, they analyze the men paid by the state to analyze them.

There
are points of contradiction on how to appear before the board. Should a
prisoner shave off his mustache? How should he part his hair? Should he
borrow his cellmate's glasses to look more scholarly?

But there is one point, always, where the old pros are in agreement:

June 24, 1959, Shurley When
you go before the board — when you face the men who have the magical
power of slashing years off your prison stay — go with humility.
Confess your crimes. (At least, those crimes of which you've been
convicted.)

And then, young man, repent. Admit the error of your ways.

It is imperative, they tell you, to confess and repent.

And here lies an interesting drama, about to be enacted.

It revolves around a 26-year-old man named Jack Eugene Bishop, formerly of this town, now a resident of San Quentin.

He's doing a five-to-life stretch for armed robbery of a gas station.

Briefly, these are the details of the crime:

At
9 p.m. on July 19, 1957, a man walked up to the 19-year-old attendant
of a Compton service station and, brandishing a blue-steel revolver,
robbed him of $109.

Through mug books and, later, a police lineup Jack Bishop was identified as the robber by the attendant.

Bishop's
attorney waived a jury trial and, in court, produced witnesses —
waitresses and bartenders — who testified that they had seen the
defendant intoxicated to the point of being unable to stand up both at
8:30 that night and at 10:30. They had seen him in a cafe and a bar a
few miles from the scene of the crime.

June 24, 1959, John Barrymore No evidence other than
the attendant's eyewitness identification connected Bishop to the
crime. No clues, no weapon — nothing else was found to tie him to it.

In
fact, the attendant noted no slurring of speech, no staggering walk or
no mustache on the suspect. (It wasn't brought out until after the
trial, however, that Bishop sported a mustache the week of the robbery.)

The judge found Bishop guilty, nevertheless.

Today,
Bishop still swears that he's innocent. He admits to being no angel. At
the ages of 18 through 20, he was continually in trouble with the law.
Once he did 90 days for burglary.

A few days ago, he wrote a letter from San Quentin to his brother in Paramount. It read, in part:

"I just got back from having my pre-board hearing, so that means I'll be going before the parole board in about three weeks.

"I
sure have been doing some hard time sweating it out. There is really
not too much to sweat out, as most likely I will get denied.

"If I had pleaded guilty at the start, there would be hardly any doubt that I'd get my date set.

"I
just got through writing a letter to the head psychiatrist and I'm
going to try to get him to give me a lie detector test or sodium pentothal.

Whether to Cop a Plea

"There's not a person in the world can realize what kind of a position I'm in. Whatever I do is wrong.

"It's ridiculous to go up before the board and admit something I never did. It's worse yet not to…"

If he follows the advice of the old-timers, he'll "cop out" and "repent" to cut a couple years off his time.

He'll
feel like a damn liar and an awful fool if — as he maintains — he's
innocent. But when you go before the parole board, mister, you play
their rules.

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A Kinder, Simpler Time Dept.: Your Camera

June 24, 1970, Polaroid

June 24, 1970: Polaroid film. Ask your parents (or grandparents) what flash cubes were. For that matter, ask them what Polaroid cameras were!

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Superman Autopsy Confirms Suicide, Coroner Says

June 24, 1959, George Superman Reeves Autopsy

June 24, 1959: Los Angeles County Coroner Theodore J. Curphey discusses the autopsy of "Superman" actor George Reeves, who died June 16, 1959. Reeves' mother hired attorney Jerry Giesler to look into the actor's death because she didn't believe he would commit suicide.

The Times says:

Curphey ordered the autopsy and personally joined in performing it in response to published statements — particularly by the actor's mother — which questioned the suicide theory.

"The examination of the bones of the head and brain," Curphey said, "establish the fact that the fatal wound was of close contact nature with the gun pressed against the skin, producing extensive fracturing of the skull and marked damage to the brain along the wound track.

"From these findings, coupled with the investigative report supplied this office by the police, it is my opinion that the wound was self-inflicted," he added.

June 24, 1959: Below, Giesler told the Mirror that he was satisfied with the autopsy's conclusion that Reeves committed suicide.

I'm going to try to get over to the Los Angeles Public Library and check the microfilm to see what the Examiner and the Herald-Express said. Stay tuned.

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Minister, Wife Tried on Sex Charges

June 24, 1939, Joseph Jeffers
Photograph by the Los Angeles Times

June 24, 1939: The Rev. Joseph Jeffers and his wife, Zella, sit at the defense table during their sensational morals trial, in which prosecutors showed a film of them taken during a raid on their apartment. The Times said that if the film were shown anywhere except a courtroom, the exhibitors would be arrested.

June 24, 1939, Jeffers Case

June 24, 1939: The morals trial of the Rev. Joseph Jeffers and his wife, Zella, gets underway after they were arrested in April 1939.  Their immoral act was so horrifying that prosecutors said they were looking for
a "shock-proof" jury consisting exclusively of married people. During
the trial, The Times reported that spectators fled the courtroom in
horror at what was described.

Criminal Complaint, Joseph and Zella Jeffers

And this is their crime, which was considered so obscene that The Times couldn't describe it.

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Times Movie Contest

June 24, 1939, Movie Contest
June 24, 1939: The Times begins a movie contest. See if you can figure out the sample question.
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Police Court, June 24, 1899

June 24, 1899, Weak Men

June 24, 1899: The cure for weak men.

June 24, 1899, Police Notes
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Downtown Street Used as Racetrack!

June 24, 1889, Briefs

June 24, 1889: No more racing on Grand Avenue!

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Found on EBay — One Magazine

One Magazine, 1953

The inaugural January 1953 issue of One magazine, published in Los Angeles, has been listed on EBay. One was a historic magazine that dealt with gay issues. It was declared obscene by the Postal Service, resulting in a landmark 1st Amendment ruling. Bidding starts at $9.99.
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Matt Weinstock, June 23, 1959

June 23, 1959, New Dress

"Hazel, I Said No! You Can't Have a New Dress!"

Numbers Game

Matt Weinstock A lady named
Julia has been confronted with a major dilemma — to move or not to
move. Normal accretion being what it is, her apartment has become
inadequate for her needs. She gets a crowded feeling every time she
enters it. However, she also knows about the ordeal of moving and the
headaches of getting adjusted somewhere else.

The other day she made her decision. She's staying.

What
decided her was the awful thought of all the tabulating machines
whirring to a stop, maybe tying up the economy a little, while new sets
of holes were punched in her cards for magazine subscriptions, utility
bills and bank statements and new serial numbers were assigned her for
credit cards and whatnot.

Frightening, but that's life today.

::

June 23, 1959, Clennon King A
NEWSMAN
talking to a first-time visitor to L.A. said, "It's this kind
of a town. You can go  downtown at 8 a.m. and the sun will be shining
and the birds will be singing, then suddenly around 3 o'clock somebody
will say or do something and you'd swear everybody had gone crazy. You
never know what's going to happen around here." 

::

REUNION
Last night I met my family. The tube went out on our TV.
–Richard Maples

::

LITERARY
NOTES —
The
mystery of the B-24 found recently in the African desert
reminded writer Sparks Stringer of an "unbelievable" radio drama he
wrote in 1937. In it he had a World War I  plane landing in the same
place with footprints leading away from it, then suddenly disappearing
… Devotees of J.D. Salinger ("Catcher in the Rye") are fascinated and
puzzled by his rambling, stream-of-consciousness tale which ran through
69 pages in the June 6 New Yorker, dealing with his brother Seymour,
who committed suicide … Through a line here, CBS Radio located Joseph
Hudock, whose "Suspense" script, "Spoils for Victor," was repeated a
few weeks ago, and he has received his "spoils," a check. Hudock is a
chemistry teacher at St. Monica Boys High School in Santa Monica.

::

A
PLAYFUL
young man exploded a firecracker under the chair of an
unappreciative colleague in a downtown office yesterday, thereby
creating all sorts of consternation.

June 23, 1959, Mirror Smog Never
mind the obvious question, where did he get the illegal firecracker?
The upsetting thing was that when the victim examined the blasted bits
of the firecracker he discovered it was fashioned from an American
syndicate's colored comic section marked "Copyright 1957." Furthermore,
its point of origin was Red China via Hong Kong.

He doesn't know whether to charge his joker friend with trading with the enemy or leave things as they are — inscrutable.

::

KID
STUFF —
While his parents were inspecting the new models in a showroom
in San Fernando, their son, 9, rushed up and asked, ""isn't this where
they sell Chevrolets?" The salesman said it certainly was. The boy
exhibited the gum balls he'd gotten from the vending machine –with
"Ford" imprinted on them … His teacher asked Hank Naylor, 9, to
define the word "sandbar" and replied, knowingly, "That's a bar at the
beach."

::

AT
RANDOM —
Know how papers and refuse are gathered from the parking lots
at Hollywood Park? They're blown into piles with a wind machine. Beats
stabbing them with nail-pointed sticks … Someone asked columnist
Sydney J. Harris if capital punishment is a deterrent to crime and he
replied, "Statistics prove conclusively that not a single person who
has suffered capital punishment has been indicted a second time" … The DMV crackdown on misbehaving motorists will get even tougher July
1 …  An unseen TV announcer said, "Some programs are mechanically
produced to prevent them at a more convenient time" … Someone, Herb Schneble reports, has written in two-ft. letters on Ocean
Blvd., Long Beach, "Tourist Go Home."

June 23, 1959, Smog

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Paul V. Coates — Confidential File, June 23, 1959

 

Confidential File

Spoil-Sport Coates Tilts the Machine

Paul CoatesFor a boy barely out of knickers, I have remarkable mental powers.

Invariably, I can pick out the good guys from the bad guys on western TV.
I'm
uncanny at predicting the forest-fire season, and, with rare error, can
tell you whether a man's happily married or not after only one casual
conversation with his wife.

Where I fall down is politics. 
They confuse me.
Ordinances, issues, propositions — no matter
how simple they're spelled out on the ballot, they have a way of
reducing me to a gibbering shadow of my former precocious self.
Take, for example, the one and only item in the city of El Monte's
municipal election today. According to the sample ballot I read, it
concerns pinball machine pay-offs.
The question before the people is: Should the machines be banned?
June 23, 1959, Mirror Cover
A couple of months ago I detailed the fight that some of the town's
citizens were having in prodding their local politicians to take action
to get the apparatuses out of cafes and bars where school kids were
pouring their nickels, dimes, and –these being times of inflation
–dollars into them.
I pointed out that the machines weren't fun games. They were paying
off. They were thinly disguised, syndicate-controlled slot machines.
I admitted that there was greater sin in the world today. But I just
couldn't understand how some small-time politicos would fight so hard
to keep this happy little vice within arm's reach of the sons and
daughters of their community. Especially when their own police chief
begged them to ban the machines, as so many other towns in this area
have done.
That's what I said two months ago.
But now, I see by the El Monte Herald, that I'm taking a stand against children. I want to snatch away their toys.

In last Thursday's edition a full-page, paid political ad exposed me for what I really am. The ad read:
June 23, 1959. George Reeves Superman Autopsy "ON TUESDAY, June 23, 1959, VOTE NO * VOTE NO* VOTE NO
"DID YOU KNOW:
"1 — THAT UNLESS YOU VOTE NO, you cannot own or keep in your home any miniature mechanical bowling game or shuffleboard game?
"2 — THAT UNLESS YOU VOTE NO, you cannot own or keep in your own home a
game where, among other things, a ball is released or thrown by hand on
a table with obstructions, even though this game is a TOY and only for
you and your children's amusement?
"3 — THAT UNLESS YOU VOTE NO, you and your children may not own or
possess certain games that are for sale in all leading department and
toy stores?
"KEEP OUR CITY FREE FROM POLITICS."
It was an unnerving experience for me, after all these years of thinking I liked children, to find out that I really hated them.
So yesterday I telephoned some of the people — clergymen, PTA leaders
and El Monte Betterment Assn. members — who had conned me into taking
such an un-American stand.

Youth and Its Flingding
They assured me that the political ad was a desperation effort by the
pinball faction to scare the citizens into voting against the ban. They
said the ordinance was carefully worded so as not to deprive El Monte's
younger generation of its toys.
They admitted that they were shocked and caught off guard by the clever
maneuver, and surprised that the El Monte Herald would print it without
checking its veracity.
But I'm afraid, in my case, it's too late. The damage is done.
I've got to go home and face my kids tonight, and they don't understand politics any better than I do.
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