A Kinder, Simpler Time Dept.: New Dance Music

June 9, 1923, Columbia

June 9, 1923

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NBA Rookie in Pickup Game Brawl

June 9, 1969, Sports

[Hey Keith — Look at Mr. Modular doing the Sports pages … with big art! lrh]  

It was not the kind of publicity the NBA wanted for its incoming top
rookie. But there on Page 1 of The Times' sports section was a story
detailing a fight during a pickup basketball game between former UCLA
star Lew Alcindor and Los Angeles Stars' center Dennis Grey.

Grey, described by The Times' Dan Hafner as a slender 6-8 center,
suffered a broken jaw when hit by a punch from Alcindor, who was about
to join the Milwaukee Bucks after being the first pick in the NBA draft.

"It was just a case where I was provoked–and I reacted,"Alcindor
said. "I don't like to be provoked and I regret very much that I
reacted the way I did. I am sorry for what happened and it was very
silly of me to do that."

"I couldn't believe it," Gey said. "After hitting me he wanted to
know if I wanted to fight. Sure, in that condition, he wanted to fight.
I told him 'some other time.' "

Alcindor had a well-known incident later in his career as Kareem
Abdul-Jabbar, when he broke his hand punching Milwaukee's Kent Benson.
Abdul-Jabbar missed 20 games with the Lakers because of the injury,
which occurred in the 1977-78 season opener.

Grey played four games for the New York Nets in 1969-70, averaging 4.5 points.

::

The Dodgers stepped in the path of history, stopping the Montreal Expos' 20-game losing streak

Elroy Face, who had been one of baseball's first premier closers with the Pittsburgh Pirates, barely hung on to ensure the Expos' 4-3 victory. Willie Crawford made the final out with the bases loaded, sending Rusty Staub to the right-field fence to catch his drive.

The Expos were oh-so-close to making dubious history in their first season. The Cleveland Spiders lost 24 games in a row in 1899.

The Philadelpiha Phillies had 23 losses in a row during the 1961 season. The link between the Phillies and Expos was Manager Gene Mauch.

"The toughest thing is the feeling of inadequacy you get," Mauch told The Times' John Wiebusch. "You want to help, you know they're tearing their guts out … but you know you can't help."

Mauch would suffer through different frustrations failing to take a couple very talented Angel teams to the World Series, falling short in 1982 and '86.

–Keith Thursby

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The Pershing Square Mystery, Part II

Last Argument of Kings, Dec, 11, 1975
Photograph by Boris Yaro / Los Angeles Times

Dec., 11, 1975: "The Last Argument of Kings" cannon is at Travel Town. Note that the plaque is missing from the base.

I went to Travel Town on Sunday in search of the cannon presented to Los Angeles in 1899 and featured in Nuestro Pueblo.

The short answer is that it's not at the park and nobody who was there Sunday knew what happened to it. 

I'll be poking around to try to find it, but in the meantime, I did learn a few things:

According to a Travel Town brochure, a master plan for the museum was adopted in 1987 specifying that objects that were unrelated to railroads and transportation in Los Angeles be deaccessioned.

For example, the Korean War-era planes were transferred. An F7U-3 Cutlass went to the Navy museum in Pensacola, Fla., and a P2V-3W Neptune and F9F-2 Panther went to a museum near Fresno.

All the firefighting vehicles were transferred to the firefighting museum in Hollywood.

Obviously "The Last Argument of Kings" didn't fit with the museum's master plan. With luck, I'll be able to find out what became of it.

Aug. 23, 1947, Last Argument of Kings Cannon

Photograph by Julian Robinson / Los Angeles Times

Two unidentified sailors en route to China pose with "The Last Argument of Kings" cannon, Aug. 23, 1947.

Here's the plaque, which was removed by the time the cannon was installed at Travel Town.

Last Argument of Kings Plaque

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Cigar Store Fined for Having Slot Machine

June 9, 1899, Slot Machine
June 9, 1899: Elias Cohn is fined $60 for having a nickel slot machine in his cigar store, 115-117 S. Spring St.
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A Trip Up Mt. Wilson

June 9, 1889, Mt. Wilson

A trip up Mt. Wilson, June 9, 1889.
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A $700 Jan Murray?

Jan Murray Letter

In going through Los Angeles items on EBay, I try to select ones that are interesting or unusual–and reasonably priced. I usually filter out what I consider junk, but this one is worth a comment. Here's a basic bread-and-butter letter from TV comic Jan Murray that has been listed on EBay with a starting price of $500 or Buy It Now for $700. No disrespect, but I wouldn't pay $700 for a Jan Murray even if you threw in a Larry Storch, a Charley Weaver and a Wally Cox.
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Found on EBay — Baby Goes for a Stroll

Baby Carriage Ebay

This photo of two women and a baby, taken in Los Angeles about  1908, according to the vendor, has been listed on EBay. They certainly were in a hilly neighborhood. Bidding starts at $5.50.

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Matt Weinstock, June 8, 1959

Writing Rights

Matt Weinstock Ray
Bradbury, a home-town boy who has become one of the nation's most
prolific authors of realistic fantasy and who has seen many of his
story ideas stolen without payment, believes firmly that writers should
fight for their copyrights.

One time he sold a story to the
Saturday Evening Post titled, "The Beast From 20,000 Fathoms." It was
about a lonely dinosaur-like creature which heard a sound it believed
was another dinosaur's mating call. When it discovered that the sound
was merely a foghorn it became enraged and destroyed the offending
lighthouse.

A year after the story appeared Ray was summoned by
a film producer who'd heard he was a specialist in such matters and
wanted him to adapt the story for a movie. The producer had forgotten
where he'd lifted it and didn't realize he'd called in the original
author. A settlement was made.

ANOTHER TIME Ray
discovered that a publisher of horror comics was stealing his stuff,
some of it word for word. he consulted a lawyer, who wanted a $1,000
retainer to handle the case.

Not having $1,000 to spare, Ray
instead wrote a friendly letter to the comic book publisher
congratulating him on the vivid and graphic quality of his books and
mentioning incidentally in the last paragraph that apparently he'd been
so busy he'd neglected to send Ray the usual author's check.

He
not only received it but made a deal giving the publisher exclusive
rights to some of his other stories. Proving it doesn't pay to get too
angry.

::

WHEN HE ISN'T playing
cowboys outside, Don, 6, is watching cowboys on TV. The other day he
came into the kitchen after a hard day in an imaginary saddle and, JimCritchfield reports, said to his mother, "Ah'm a stranger in town, ma'm. Do you happen to know where ah could find a cooky?"

::

ANIMAL CRACKERS

Monkeys and mice high in the sky
Perhaps, yet, a zoo bye and bye.

–JOSEPH P. KRENGEL

::

June 8, 1959, Sylvia Porter NORTH YOUNG was playing table tennis the other day with A. Blinken
Brigade, Malibu soldier of fortune, and while trying to return a wild
service as it ricocheted from the mast of a passing schooner, Blink,
breathing hard, swallowed the ball.

North rushed him to a hospital, where Dr. Orville Sharpe Culery, the noted surgeon, ordered him immediately into the operating room.

After
a spinal had been administered, Dr. Cutlery made an incision over the
pit of the stomach, another on the left and a third far to the right.
As he continued making incisions Blink, who'd insisted on watching the
operation, asked in some concern, "Doc, why are you making so many
incisions?"

"Can't help it," the famous surgeon replied. "That's the way the ball bounces."

::

IT CAN BE assumed that life is now back to normal in the Melrose — Western Ave. sector, but things were really roaring for a few days.

The activity started, reports Mrs. Lilian Nedwick, apartment house manager, with the untimely death of one of her tenants, Ward Spiva, a prop man, as the result of a fall.

Arrangements
were made to ship his body to Arkansas, and a group of friends gathered
at an appointed hour in a funeral parlor for a final good-by.

Somehow, the farewelling
became very emotional and before long a full-scale wake was in
progress. After a time the mourners, their numbers constantly swelled
by newcomers, proceeded in a four-car procession to the Bobbin Inn,
then to Hal's Place, then elsewhere and elsewhere.

At one point
three neighborhood liquor stores closed so the employees could put in a
few good words for old Ward. Certainly no higher tribute can be paid.

It was agreed that no one has ever had a finer sendoff.

::

MISCELLANY — A lady named Jennie who saw "The Hound of the Baskervilles" on TV delighted her friends by malaproping that she'd seen "The Dogs of Barkersville" … What a beating Gon Wong, listed in the central telephone directory, must take.

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Paul V. Coates — Confidential File, June 8, 1959

Confidential File

New Fast Buck Method

Paul CoatesJust when I think I'm wise in all the ways we can fleeced, I run across a new one.

This time the suckers — some 80 of them in the El Monte-Rosemead area — got taken to the tune of roughly $3,000.

But these weren't the usual type of "suckers"  — the kind who fall for the something-for-nothing line.

They
were just plain people. And if you say what happened to them couldn't
have happened to you or to me, I for one won't believe you.

Their only error it judgment was in trusting a neighborhood businessman to do a chore for which he was fully qualified.

The
businessman operated a self-service gas station in their neighborhood.
And, like so many other gas station operators, he offered a special
service to his customers last January, when 1959 auto license renewal
applications were being taken by the state.

Leave your money and application with him and he'd pick up your new tabs for you.

A lot of people took advantage of his convenient offer, and a week later they received their '59 registrations.

And,
so far as they knew, everything was fine — until each of them received
the following letter from J.W. Meyer, departmental accounting officer,
State Department of Motor Vehicles, a few days ago.

"Dear Sir:

June 8, 1959, Abby "On Jan. 30, 1959, Mr. Thomas Gould, also known as Thomas Goldberg, presented a check for $1,619 to our West Covina office for 89 renewal applications. The check was subsequently returned unpaid by the bank with the notation, 'uncollectible funds.'

"We
have made numerous attempts to collect from Mr. Gould but, to date, he
has not reimbursed us. Since remittance was made by a dishonored check,
it is the same as if no payment had been made. Therefore, penalties
have become due on the registrations.

"We are turning to you, the registered owner of the vehicle, for payment of the unpaid fees and penalties.

"Please
forward a remittance of (amount) to us in the form of a cashier's check
or money order. If payment is not received within 10 days, we have no
alternative under the California Vehicle Code but to request that
seizure and sale papers be issued and additional costs assessed.

Advised to See DA

"If
Mr. Gould reimburses us at a later date we will refund your payment. In
the meantime, we suggest that you see your district attorney to find
out if he can assist in recovering your funds.

"Thank you very much for your assistance in this troublesome matter."

That's a politely worded missive, I'll have to admit. Unfortunately for those involved, however, the DMV is apparently within its rights.

The
department authorizes no one — and  that includes auto clubs,
insurance men, banks, finance companies and gas stations — to serve as
its agent in collecting renewal fees. These outfits do it strictly as a
customer service and if you trust an unreliable one you're stuck.

These
are cases on record where independent service station operators headed
south with a suitcase or two full of their clients' money.

This, however, wasn't the situation with Goldberg, from what I've learned. he had presented the DMV with some good checks prior to the final week in January.

A
few days ago the authorities finally got around to picking him up. He
was booked by Temple City sheriffs and charged with two counts of grand
theft and one check count.

But that's not much consolation, I'm
afraid, to the individuals who are finding that they're going to have
to pay their 1959 auto registration twice, plus approximately 80% more
in penalties.

For one man my sympathies are particularly keen.
He got renewals for all three cars in his family. His fee and penalty
billing by theDMV this week was a tidy $174.

Even knowledge, in these days of inflation, comes high.

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A Kinder, Simpler Time Dept.: Your Editorial Cartoon

June 8, 1927, Editorial Cartoon

June 8, 1927: Times Cartoonist Edmund Waller "Ted" Gale really outdid himself with this one. Wow! I really try to be charitable with some of the things I find in the old papers but this one is stunning.
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F. Scott Fitzgerald’s Final Days

COLUMN ONE

The typist's tale of 'Last Tycoon'

Years after 'Gatsby,' F. Scott Fitzgerald's secretary got to witness the second act of an author who didn't believe in them.
By David L. Ulin

June 8, 2009

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Susan Farley / For The Times

“I was invested in Fitzgerald,” Frances Kroll Ring says of her time assisting the writer in his final months.

All these years later, Frances Kroll Ring can still see it, the
afternoon she filled out an application at Rusty's Employment Agency on
Hollywood Boulevard and drove to Encino to meet a writer who was
looking for a secretary.

It was April 1939, and she was 22, a Bronx transplant with typing
and dictation skills. She'd been in Southern California for a little
more than a year, coming west to help her father, a New York furrier,
set up shop on Wilshire Boulevard. "Everybody said, 'You're a furrier?
What are you doing in Southern California?' " Ring remembers. "But he
knew the studios used furs. Because then the actresses used to be
dressed to the gills."

At 92, Ring is elfin: small, spry, dressed in black pants and flat
shoes. Her gray hair is short but not close-cropped and when she
laughs, which is often, she reveals a toothy grin. Her house on this
quiet spring morning in Benedict Canyon is full of books and mementos;
a drawing by author William Saroyan hangs on one wall. Sitting at her
dining table, sipping coffee, she looks back to the afternoon that
started it all.

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Nuestro Pueblo: The Pershing Square Mystery

June 7, 1939, Nuestro Pueblo

"The Last Argument of Kings"

Sept. 20, 1953, Cannon

Sept. 20, 1953: The cannon was moved to Travel Town in Griffith Park.

This simple post about a cannon at Pershing Square has become ridiculously complicated. All I want to know is what became of it!

A longtime gathering place for malcontents and the homeless, the site has been known as the New Plaza, 6th Street Park, Central Park, St. Vincent's Park and Pershing Square. To delve into its tawdry history is to read nearly countless stories of attempts to rid it of rats, pigeons and blackbirds. But I won't get derailed into all of that today.

The cannon in Nuestro Pueblo (which I'll call "The Last Argument of Kings") was captured at Santiago de Cuba and given to Los Angeles by Maj. Gen. William R. Shafter on Thanksgiving Day, 1899.

Dec. 1, 1899, Cannon

This is how The Times depicted "The Last Argument of Kings" cannon on Dec. 1, 1899. Although the artwork is unsigned, I would guess that it might have been done by Ted Gale, staff artist and cartoonist.

And this is Shafter's presentation speech:

Dec. 1, 1899, Shafter Speech
According to a 1947 story, "The Last Argument of Kings" was placed at the northeast corner of the park, 5th and Hill streets.

Jan. 3, 1961, Cannon at Travel Town

After World War II, Pershing Square was excavated to create underground parking and the mature landscaping and fountain were removed. Evidently "The Last Argument of Kings" was considered incompatible with the new landscaping and moved to Travel Town, where it was photographed for a Jan. 3, 1961, Times feature. Bonus fact: Victory House was built at the park during World War II as a USO facility for servicemen.  

July 5, 1935, Old Ironsides Cannon

But one cannon wasn't enough for Pershing Square. On the Fourth of July, 1935, a second cannon was placed in the park, at the southwest corner, Olive and 6th Street. The "Old Ironsides" cannon remains in Pershing Square.

Dec. 11, 1975, Cannon

In the meantime, "The Last Argument of Kings" has become a plaything for children at Travel Town, as photographed by Boris Yaro, Dec. 11, 1975. 

I may have to make a field trip to Travel Town and see if it's still there.

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Girl Describes Beatings by Stepmother

June 8, 1889, Beatings

June 8, 1889: Florence Harper was beaten until her blood-soaked clothes stuck to her skin.
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Film of Raymond Chandler Found

Raymond Chandler, Double Indemnity

Fred MacMurray and Raymond Chandler in "Double Indemnity."

I can't claim this discovery but it's a good one. Evidently Raymond Chandler made a brief and unknown — until now — cameo appearance in "Double Indemnity." This was simultaneously discovered by John Billheimer and Olivier Eyquem.
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A Kinder, Simpler Time Dept.: Radio and Record Player

June 7, 1925, Music  

June 7, 1925: The Brunswick Radiola combines a radio and a record player.

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Rookie Officer Spoiled Radicals’ Plot; Sox Announcer Was a Rebel

June 7, 1969, Yo Skonk

"Who — Me?"

June 7, 1969, POW/Robert Taylor

Former prisoner of war Kenneth R. Gregory finds some domestic problems waiting for him when he gets home … and actor Robert Taylor is hospitalized in serious condition with lung cancer.

June 7, 1969, Muntz

Get a 4-track tape player for $49.95 — $290.19 adjusted for inflation.

June 7, 1969, Biltmore Fire

Officer Fernando Sumaya infiltrated the Brown Berets and informed officials about plans to set fires at the Biltmore Hotel as Gov. Reagan delivered a speech to Latino educators.

June 7, 1969, Biltmore Fire

June 7, 1969, Sasscer

Three Black Panthers are charged with killing Santa Ana Police Officer Nelson Sasscer at 3rd and Raitt streets.

June 7, 1969, Sasscer

June 7, 1969, Marijuana

The head of the National Science Board says there's no proof marijuana is addictive.

June 7, 1969, Noguchi


June 7, 1969, Noguchi

Coroner Thomas T. Noguchi defused tensions during the inquest in the death of a Black Panther, who was killed by a police officer, according to testimony before the Civil Service Commission.  The commission was conducting hearings on the dismissal of Noguchi, who was fired by the Board of Supervisors in March 1969.

June 7, 1969, The Maltese Bippy

Rowan and Martin's "The Maltese Bippy" is "amiable nonsense," Charles Champlin says.

June 7, 1969, The Doors

Kevin Thomas reviews "Feast of Friends," featuring the Doors.

June 7, 1969, The Synanons

Synanon members perform an original cantata titled "The Prince of Peace."

June 7, 1969, Akron

June 7, 1969, Church of the Open Door

Above, services at Church of the Open Door and at left, trendy neckwear from Akron. And no, you probably wouldn't wear something like that to Church of the Open Door.
 


June 7, 1969, Sports Ken Harrelson was a certified sports rebel in 1969. He had long
hair, wore fancy clothes and talked openly about money. When he didn't
like being traded from Boston to Cleveland, he made noises about
quitting. The commissioner of baseball urged him to keep playing.

Harrelson is part of baseball's establishment now as a longtime
broadcaster with the Chicago White Sox. Back then, he was already
getting into television, telling The Times' Ross Newhan about plans for
a weekly talk show among his many activities.

"Harrelson brushes the hair from his forehead and reveals that he
may also expand his insurance and travel agencies. Then amid the
light-hearted sounds of the Cleveland clubhouse he confides: 'I was on
the phone all day and I may have a million-dollar deal cooking. I'm not
at liberty to discuss it, but this will be a whopper. Sure, maybe all
this hurts my play a little bit but, think, a million dollars. How can
I turn my back?' "

Newhan caught up with Harrelson after the Indians defeated the
Angels. A key topic was the recent decision by another athlete turned
businessman, Joe Namath, to quit the New York Jets rather than give up
interest in a New York restaurant because the NFL didn't approve of his
customers.

"What does [NFL Commissioner Pete] Rozelle expect? It's impossible
to dictate your clientele. I'm sure I've had undesirables come into my
sandwich shop, but I've never associated with one," Harrelson said.

— Keith Thursby

Here's some silliness from YouTube showing Harrelson getting ready for White Sox telecasts. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iS3Cun4TAHk

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Seattle Woman Commemorates Historic Cross-Country Trip

June 10, 1909, Alice Ramsey

The Times, June 10, 1909: Alice Ramsey sets off on her cross-country tour to promote the Maxwell Model 30 DA.

April 14, 1909, Maxwell 30 DA

April 14, 1909: Maxwell also promoted the 1909 Model DA with a nonstop drive through New England. Like many autos of this era, the Maxwell was not a fuel-efficient vehicle and got 14.8 miles per gallon on this run, according to The Times, May 9, 1909.

Jaun 24, 1909, Maxwells

The 1909 Maxwell Model DA at the Los Angeles Auto Show. Adjusted for inflation, the car cost $44,982,22.

Emily Anderson of Seattle is setting out from New York on June 9 to re-create the cross-country trip made by Alice Ramsey in 1909 to promote the Maxwell Model DA touring car.

Anderson is making the trip in a car that her father, Rich, assembled from pieces of other Maxwells in a project that began in 2005.

According to Anderson's website, they only found one existing Model DA. The owner was unwilling to sell, but he provided a frame so they could build one from scavenged parts, with machinists fabricating the missing pieces. (Ever try to find an exhaust manifold for a 1909 Maxwell?) 
 

June 6, 1909, Northam

June 6, 1909: Women drivers were inevitably "pretty" according to The Times. Mrs. Col. Robert Northam learned to drive a Baker electric car in an hour and in three weeks became as skillful as the best chauffeurs.

Aug. 8, 1909, Women Drivers

Anderson's trip highlights the subject of women drivers. There were enough of them to be listed in an Aug 8, 1909, Times article, which noted that Adele Smith "has distinguished herself by making the run from Lordsburg into the city in one hour and twenty minutes."

"Women are usually cautious drivers, are watchful of the speed limitations and have few accidents and almost no casualties. They enjoy the sport to the fullest," The Times said.

Emily Anderson and the Maxwell
Photo courtesy of Aliceramsey.org

Aug. 8, 1909, Ramsey

Aug. 8, 1909: Alice Ramsey arrives in San Francisco.

At left, Emily Anderson and the Maxwell.

Feb. 19, 1961, Alice Ramsey  

Feb. 19, 1961: Ramsey is featured in The Times. (Modular layouts were obviously not a concern in 1961).

"Iowa was the worst experience on the trip as far as weather and lack of roads. We broke a rear axle there and one afternoon made only 13 miles," she said. "The cross-country trip already had been made by men. I'm not pioneer enough to have attempted it if it hadn't been done," she said.

March 5, 1971, Ramsey

Sept. 13, 1983, Alice Ramsey

Above, Ramsey's obituary, Sept. 13, 1983. She was 96.

At left, March 5, 1971, The Times interviews Ramsey about her trip. 

"My husband never rode if he could walk," she said. "It wasn't that he was afraid. It was just that he was of another generation. He was much older than I and died in 1933. John just never cared much for the automobile or wanted to learn to drive one, the same as I don't want to go to the moon."

Ramsey made many cross-country trips after her historic trek and in the late 1960s, traveled 11,000 miles touring the U.S.

She said: "Good driving has nothing to do with sex. It's all above the collar."
 

http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=4346611&server=vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=1&show_portrait=0&color=&fullscreen=1

Alice's Drive from Bengt Anderson on Vimeo.

Unlike Ramsey, the Anderson group will be posting live updates on its website and Twittering.

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Minstrels and the Salvation Army — Charles Ives Would Love It

June 7, 1889, Minstrels
June 7, 1889

Pairing a minstrel show and a Salvation Army band sounds like something Charles Ives might have liked.

June 7, 1899, Jail Beating

June 7, 1899: A jail inmate says a trusty beat him with a heavy set of keys.
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Found on EBay — Florentine Gardens

Florentine Gardens Menu

This menu from the Florentine Gardens nightclub on Hollywood Boulevard has been listed on EBay.
Most of the Florentine Gardens menus offered for sale feature a cowgirl in an abbreviated costume. This style is a bit more uncommon.
Bidding starts at $9.99.
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Matt Weinstock, June 6, 1959

Supreme Insult

Matt Weinstock Mostly the
people in state employment offices who deal with the public, a wearing
and thankless job, take things as they come, but occasionally there's
an exception.

A man came into one office for his unemployment
insurance as he had for many weeks and, as before, the lady got his
folder and looked at it. Then she asked what he did for a living.

The
insult to his intelligence combined with his frustrating and
unsuccessful search for a job was too much. He knew his record as an
architectural draftsman for 30 years was written there. So he said
ironically, "I'm a plumber."

The lady took his folder to a supervisor, who came over and inquired, "Why did you say you're a plumber?"

The applicant for the dole replied, "What would you say?" Then he added, "I suppose that kills me for the week."

The supervisor flashed him an understanding look and said simply, "No."

::

ANOTHER INCIDENT
in the playful running feud between newspapermen and TV reporters
occurred when Max Conrad landed his light plane at International
Airport Thursday after flying nonstop from Casablanca.

Conrad
was telling of his flight to the churning cameras when this paper's
Howard Williams came up and said, "We've got your daughter on the phone
in San Francisco."

"Where?" the delighted Conrad asked.

"Over there in the phone booth," he was told.

"What'll I do with this?" Conrad asked, holding up the microphone he'd been talking into.

"I'll
take it," Williams said. And as Conrad headed for the phone to talk to
his daughter Molly, 21, Williams dropped the mike on the ground,
providing a fine view of nothing for the cameras.

::

NORMALCY

From vacation I've returned,
Flat of purse and quite sunburned.
Both funds and self were spent with zest;
And now I'm back at work to rest.

– EVANS BRITTIN

::

THE CURTAIN used by the Bolshoi Ballet in its performances is a thick, ornate red and gold affair with a hammer and sickle on it.

As
it came down amid thunderous applause at the conclusion of a number at
the Shrine Auditorium, Fred Fox couldn't help hearing an elderly,
fur-bedecked woman in a nearby seat say irrelevantly and yet not so
irrelevantly to her elderly, fur-bedecked companion, "You know, I
haven't been reading the Wall St. Journal as much as I should lately."

::

SPEAKING OF the
Bolshoi troupe, about 15 of them came downtown during a recess from
their labors and bought some trinkets at the National Silver Co. on Los
Angeles Street.

They were attended by an elderly man who went among them, seeking someone who could speak some English.

He found one and told her he felt a certain bond with them because he was born in a village
near Kiev, although his parents had brought him to this country in
infancy. He also said he had tried to get tickets to see them but
couldn't.

"Perhaps we can make up for that," said the young woman, named Larica Trembolevskaia, and without ado graciously performed a little dance for him.

::

FOOTNOTES — Inasmuch as there are maximum and minimum speeds for motorists, Molly Prager
contends it should be compulsory for pedestrians in crosswalks to move
"not less than the speed of an arthritic snail with a cramp in legs
wearing tight, pointed shoes" … While attending the aviation writers'
dinner in Chinatown this week, publicist DonFlamm opened a rice cookie and found the printed admonition. "Travel by road or rail" … When the phone rings at George Trammel's house on W 76th
St., his parrot Pancho says, "Hello, just fine!" … Anyone else
besides George B. Hill recall the easier times when Chinese Red meant
simply a color used by painters?

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