
Street Shrinkers

Studies are constantly being made to determine the effects of alcohol, smoking, overeating and noise on people but another perhaps more deadly trauma-producing experience is relatively neglected. Driving in traffic, I mean. It does things to people. At least it has to a man named Hank.
“I finally got it figured out,” he said the other day. “You know these outfits that are always digging up streets and funneling three lanes of traffic into one? They’ve got extrasensory perception!”
You want my opinion, I say there’s something almost indecent about Japan Air Lines’ luxury flight to Tokyo.
Yet another panel you’ll never see in the legacy version of “Peanuts.”