
(Press Release) "John Mason Brown is a conversationalist critic whose verbal outpourings since birth have never ceased to be witty and original, as well as readily and steadily forthcoming . . . " (Signed) Esquire Magazine, New York city.
–Like the day he was born he had them in stitches when he turned to the nurse and said, "Hurry up with that umbilical cord, Honey. I want to contemplate my navel."
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(Press Release) "Reinhold Schmidt, the Bakersfield grain buyer who reports he recently flew to the Great Pyramid of Gizeh, Egypt, in a space craft from the planet Saturn, will be in Los Angeles Thursday night March 24, to tell the public about his experiences in a lecture sponsored by the Amalgamated Flying Saucer Clubs of America.
"The widely known speaker, who made nationwide news with his first extra-terrestrial contact near Kearney, Neb., in November of 1957, will speak at 8 p.m., in Severance Hall, 940 S Figueroa St.