March 8, 1961: Matt Weinstock updates an item about a man at “McWestlake” Park who was seen putting a duck in a shopping bag and carrying it away. It turns out that the man has been nursing the injured duck and carries it in a shopping bag to fool his landlady.

DEAR LOSING: You are losing more than sleep. you are losing your marbles. A man who would give up a wife and three beautiful children for a woman who would permit him to do it needs a keeper. Stick to your own fireside, Buddy. You don't know when you're well off.