Pupil Punishment
The papers had
a story from Sacramento recently stating that the Assembly had passed a
bill, which has now gone to the Senate, giving teachers authority to
punish students who misbehave. One paper headed the story, "Teachers'
Use of Rod Gets Assembly OK."
The bill, No. 2299, which adds
Sec. 10853 to the Education Code, states, "The governing board of any
school district shall adopt rules and regulations authorizing teachers,
principals, and other certificated personnel to administer reasonable
corporal or other punishment to pupils when such action is deemed an
appropriate corrective measure."
Reads real nice, doesn't it? But, dear teachers, don't go flexing your muscles.
Actually
teachers have had this right all along. But it's up to the school
boards to decide how far teachers may go in defending themselves
against burly, belligerent students who terrorize and threaten to
strike them — and sometimes do. The school boards aren't saying.
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A DEPUTY district
attorney prosecuting a case against am embezzler reiterated throughout
the trial that the defendant had "gone south" with the money.
The
defense lawyer seized upon the phrase in his closing argument,
declaring that if all the prosecution's reasoning was that fallacious
its case was weak indeed. "Everyone knows, in fact my client admits,"
he said, "that he went to Canada.
The defendant was convicted anyway.
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HIDDEN TALENT
It's tough to park between two cars. And yet I'm always deft. If there's a parkway meter With at least five minutes left.
– PEARL ROWE
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OUT OF THE mouths of babes come all sorts of things, some unconsciously profound.
One
precinct in last week's election was located at the home of Donna, 5,
and her sister Vicki, 3 1/2, and they couldn't help observing people
getting pieces of paper and going into the curtained booths.
So next day they decided to play 'lection. Donna went into one booth, Vicki into another. Donna called, "Are you 'lectioning?" Vicki said, "Yes, are you?"
They remained in the booths several minutes but when nothing happened they came out and asked their grandmother how to play 'lection.
She tried to explain the process of voting but they still can't figure
what people do in there. And, of course, many adult voters aren't sure
either.
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FOR THOSE WHO like
man-bites-dog items, a lady named Kathleen reports her cleaning man
spent the Memorial Day Holiday at Hollywood Park and her laundry man
went toLas Vegas for the weekend. A case of the cleaners going to the gamblers.
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ONLY IN MALIBU — Overheard by Martin Ragaway
during intermission at the Bolshoi ballet, one writer to another: "The
dancing is fine but the dialogue's nothing" … The western influence
is everywhere. Lawyer James F.Bolger , formerly active in L.A.
politics, is writing his autobiography titled "We'll Head 'Em Off at
the Pass." It could be a juicy one … Speaking of which, the villain
in a TV western the other night said it again: "Easy on that dynamite!"
… JanetSalter's dog, Windy, which died last week at the age of 16, wasn't the oldest pooch in town. Myrl Vinyard of Maywood
has a wire-haired terrier named Skipper which was 22 on April 17 last.
He's quite lively although his sight and hearing are impaired.Myrl says
he simply sees and hears what he wants to, a privilege of old age …
So that no one gets that "left out" feeling, L.A. not only has a
Madison Ave. as previously reported, but an advertising firm – the only
one — located there, The Mailing House.
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