March 17, 1968

Dear Suspicious, You already know what I think because you and I think alike. Tell her to stop playing games–or the next time she goes, she doesn’t need to come back …  Dear B.J.D.,  Most men can’t read a woman’s mind–in case you haven’t noticed. This is a big event in a couple’s life, it needs to be celebrated–together! … Dear In Doubt, No wonder you’re 39 and have never been married. She must be desperate if she’s willing to hook up with the likes of you since you obviously can’t stand her children.  With an attitude like yours, you don’t deserve her and more important, she doesn’t deserve you. Move on and give her a chance to find someone who actually wants a family … Dear Doesn’t Want to Get Involved, Move the flowerpot on the windowsill if you want to set up a meeting in the usual place at the usual time. Be sure to order the "swordfish."